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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 00:54

#51

Tuffy

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Christ, don't say "anteater".

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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 01:23

#52

damien_mayfair

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nathaniel parker wrote:

I think it looks more like an anteater face.

doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely though

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 07:39

#53

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update.
yes i agree the ad was a miscalculation.
i was going for a teen porn thing, which in context with the writing, would be creepy/in bad taste type of deal.
what i didnt consider is that the ad would almost always be viewed out of context.

and promotion doesnt mean that the writing sucks, gay dude, it means i started in january and dont have many readers yet, hence the promotion. ive already been accepted to several magazines with my first few stories so at least somebody likes it.

so duckface has been retired, making way for a much better idea, a video:

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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 08:27

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Smartazboy wrote:

She's a cute girl, but every one of her friends looks better than her in those pictures because they have pretty smiles and she's making herself look like a retard.

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:20

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Ritt wrote:

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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:38

#56

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Smartazboy wrote:

Now in .gif form!

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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:45

#57

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That's just fucking creepy

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 00:52

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subby socks wrote:

Originally thats how I saw that but I don't know where to go to find gifs so I got the youtube version instead.

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 08:47

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ok, the gif is just weird...

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 08:51

#60

Tuffy

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Awesome.

And yet, not.

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 09:32

#61

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That stupid gif hypnotizes you! I can't stop staring at it. It's so weird.

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 10:20

#62

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Tuffy wrote:

Christ, don't say "anteater".

Someone called?

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 20:41

#63

subby socks

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I just noticed her cheek line is in the exact same position in every single frame!

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 21:26

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ScubaSteve1729 wrote:

Ritt wrote:

AMIRITE?

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 21:31

#65

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ScubaSteve1729 wrote:

AMIRITE?

This is closer I think.

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 21:33

#66

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I considered that one, but I thought the other was closer.

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 21:36

#67

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Fair enough.

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Mon, 04/11/2011 - 17:49

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http://antiduckface.com/

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 18:15

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PGoutis01 wrote:

http://antiduckface.com/

Now I have to go through my pics to make sure I'm not doing that stupid duck face Unsure

Unsure

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Mon, 04/11/2011 - 18:23

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audreythirteen wrote:

PGoutis01 wrote:

http://antiduckface.com/

Now I have to go through my pics to make sure I'm not doing that stupid duck face :/

Edit: I have 2 duckface pictures! Surprise

Surprise

3 if you count this one

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Mon, 04/11/2011 - 18:24

#71

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And I have a daisy duck hat to match! Sad

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I will shit internationally!

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 18:27

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lol

Let's see the other two duck face pics.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 18:30

#73

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PGoutis01 wrote:

lol

Let's see the other two duck face pics.

their in my facebook pics. I'm too ashamed to post them on here. I think I did post one of them a while back on here though.

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Mon, 04/11/2011 - 19:24

#74

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I think you're doing it wrong.

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 23:10

#75

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hahaha oh man yeah i have plenty of horrible faces my favorites are the scowls

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Mon, 04/11/2011 - 23:18

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ScubaSteve1729 wrote:

ScubaSteve1729 wrote:

Ritt wrote:

AMIRITE?

win

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Tue, 04/12/2011 - 09:51

#77

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Hehe, duck face.

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Tue, 04/12/2011 - 23:14

#78

audreythirteen

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the duck face looks good on trump

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I will shit internationally!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 08:19

#79

PGoutis01

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He's a natural!

Which is better?

:(|)

or

:{|}

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 08:21

#80

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Actually - there's got to be a better way to do it... lol

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 08:24

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:Y

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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 08:26

#82

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hahaha Nice!

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 08:46

#83

Tuffy

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I vote :{}

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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 09:03

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Oh man it's times like this that I miss having the polls...

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 09:08

#85

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I vote we get an ignore button!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 09:09

#86

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I thought we did have an ignore button... We don't?

I just thought that I didn't have that because I'm a mod and have to see everything. lol

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 09:13

#87

Tuffy

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There is no ignore button.

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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 11:30

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Fano wrote:

:Y

hahaha nailed it

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I will shit internationally!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:14

#89

Imke

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I have lots of duck-face pictures! Taken about 5 years ago. Tongue

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:20

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Fixed:

Imke wrote:

I have lots of duck-face pictures! Taken about 5 years ago. :Y

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:36

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Fixed:

Imke wrote:

I have lots of duck-face pictures! Taken about 5 years ago. :Y

hahaha

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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:54

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Imke

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I actually love that as a smilie and should start using it.

=Y

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 23:20

#93

Tuffy

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8Y

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Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:43

#94

subby socks

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I wonder if the guy who made this thread is pissed at us for derailing it?

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Thu, 04/14/2011 - 13:32

#95

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Nah, he made another one for a different ad. This one is OURS now.

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Thu, 04/14/2011 - 13:58

#96

subby socks

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I posted a "no1curr" picture in that one and haven't see the guy since.

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