new ad - NSFW
this is the new ad for my blog.
thoughts?
A Violent Scenery
short. waste. fiction.
American nipples look weird.
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You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
Will there be regular pictures of her on there?
You look like the type of guy / gal, who would like:
Moved and tagged.
I keep thinking your screen name is tyler durfen.
To me it says "My writing sucks so I need pictures of naked ladies to get people to come to my site."
suck me, faggot.
A Violent Scenery
short. waste. fiction.
She seems like a pleasant gal.
suck me, faggot.
How'd this guy know Justin was gay?
The nipple on the right is placed freakishly high!
Sometimes with boobs jobs, the nipples come out wanky. Like a bulldog with crossed eyes.
suck me, faggot.
How'd this guy know Justin was gay?
I had the same thought.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Using faux porn to promo a lit blog comes across as desperate. But if you're going to go that route anyway, maybe use a better-looking girl?
This is why we can't have nice things.
That's what plastic surgery does to you. You get a case of migrating nipples.
This is kinda what I was thinking.
Pulling a pic of a naked girl and then just typing over it really just screams desperate. "Look at me! Look at me!"
If you think using a naked girl is going to get people to click the link - you're right.
If you think using a naked girl to get people to read your blog - you're wrong.
I guess it's about what you're after.
The naked girl thing isn't necessarily wrong, but the way it is now doesn't work for me. It comes across as one of those "foreign girls love American men" ads. It's confusing.
It's insulting.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That's what plastic surgery does to you. You get a case of migrating nipples.
The surgeons could just move the nipples, why don't they?
I think she's just leaning, guys. I think she probably has a lot of important thing to say abut literature.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
And bad boob jobs.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
And duck faces.
Hawt.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I love blondes but she looks like a microwaved Barbie Doll.
he at least has an art work up instead now with boobage
It would be funny if that was his girlfriend or something. Funnier.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Ladies, please stop making this face when you are having your picture taken. It makes you look like a moron.
Seriously.
This is why we can't have nice things.
...a sexy sexy moron.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
is a duck face when they pucker their lips? or scrunch their face? or both?
The best model face is Monkey Mikes profile pic on Facebook. Since I got an IPhone I show it to random people and giggle.
*blue steel*
This is why we can't have nice things.
Ladies, please stop making this face when you are having your picture taken. It makes you look like a moron.
Seriously.
Totally agree!
I'd plonk her. You guys are being daft.
I never said I wouldn't smurf her!
I wouldn't. She's a moron.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Gimme dome Corona and I would. Actually gimme Cirona and I'd rap Celine Dion.
I love Corona...
Looks like you could use less Corona, there, buddy.
Jeez I shouldn't post in the Cult during Barca games. My typos are worse than usual.
Man lives in Ireland, the fairytale land of delicious beverages, and he craves Chihuahua pisswater. I'll never understand it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
So that's like half of the girls I went to high school with. Sadly me and my friend have duck faces cuz our lips just stick out that way. One time I had this bad reaction to some "medicine" and my lips got swollen and I looked even more like a duck it was sad
suck me, faggot.
Thanks for the offer but I'll pass.
I got some pretty high standards that you just don't measure up to.
LMAO
Man, I just watched the whole thing thinking the last frame was going to be a shot of the girl making a different face. Nope.
I laughed out loud for real.
I'm afraid to see what her bad side looks like
I think it's hilarious that Duck Face has an official video and song.
I think it looks more like an anteater face.
You should do a plug in the Barters and Promotions forum.
Do you want an opinion on the concept? The layout and design? What sort of feedback are you looking for here?
This is why we can't have nice things.