Never Touch Another (wo)Man's _________
Candy stash.
to-do-lists. I have to have my to-do lists or I'm completely lost the entire day.
I'm just quoting this because it's my favorite onomatopoeia.
Boobs don't make a sound.
Lord knows I've tried.
No. No.
Who the heck goes around poking and pinching peoples tattoos? I have never had anyone do that. I don't have a lot of them, but people don't exactly poke at them.
Oh I've had people just grab my lip ring, I hate that. Also when people just grab my glasses to try them on, manners don't cost anything!
Books! I mark all the passages that I like, and it makes me uneasy when people read those.
When I first shaved my head, a lot of people wanted to touch it. Most asked, but a few would just do it.
That is the stupidest thing you've ever said and thus my favorite.
Hahahaa!!
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Finally! Some appreciation.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
It's clear you like it when a guy's dumber than you. Now... how to fashion a "big move" around this...
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I liked people touching my shaved head, but not a sneak attack. And dont take my glasses of my face unless you plan on kissing me.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
"AAAH-OOOOOOOGAH" is an onomatopoeia. "Boobs" is not. Nothing you can possibly do to them will make them go "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS".
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I don't like being touched at all.
Unless it is sexy time.
Also.
I say "Musical Instrument" because it applies to all of them. Especially guitars and such because they are phallic, but really all instruments.
Also also.
Etiquette is that you never ask if you can touch/pick up/play another man's guitar (or harmonica, or theremin, etc.)
That's like asking if you can screw his wife or girlfriend.
If he offers to let you play it, you may either graciously accept of politely decline.
If you do choose to accept, treat it better than you would your own. If you decline, do so effusively to indicate that you are aware of how great an honor you are turning down; you simply aren't, in your own very humble opinion, worthy enough.
These are the rules, people!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I have a trombone. One dent in the wrong area and its fucked. People would go to grab at it and I would stab them.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I have a drum in my living room; everyone that comes along is allowed to pound away on it, including children - but- it better be in a treating the drum like a drum way.
Don't set your dang drink on it what the hell! Don't whack it with a stick or punch it What Is Your problem!!!? Gah!
I say "Musical Instrument" because it applies to all of them.
What all instruments do you play?
Also, I didn't realise there were The Rules,
but now I may understand why James' sisters boyfriend, who is very excellent on the guitar and whatnot, was giving James wary looks when I insisted he play something on James' bass, which James is still learning. And why James was looking at me grumbly.
I say "Musical Instrument" because it applies to all of them.
What all instruments do you play?
These Rules apply to anyone's instruments.
I own two guitars, a violin, a bass, various drums, a piano, and sundry other keyboards.
I think that's it. There could be other things.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Don't touch them.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I say "Musical Instrument" because it applies to all of them. Especially guitars and such because they are phallic, but really all instruments.
Also also.
Etiquette is that you never ask if you can touch/pick up/play another man's guitar (or harmonica, or theremin, etc.)
That's like asking if you can screw his wife or girlfriend.
If he offers to let you play it, you may either graciously accept of politely decline.
If you do choose to accept, treat it better than you would your own. If you decline, do so effusively to indicate that you are aware of how great an honor you are turning down; you simply aren't, in your own very humble opinion, worthy enough.
These are the rules, people!
I don't touch other people's instruments because I have no interest in them. But I played the violin, piano, flute, guitar (in order of length of time I played them) as a kid and teenager and it never bothered me when anyone touched them. Like I had no idea this was "A THING." It may be because I didn't pay for any of them? But my sister played percussion all through high school and she didn't pay for any of her shit either but she'd get mildly annoyed if anyone picked up her sticks.
I also wasn't super attached since I let my parents give all of them away except for the guitar and violin which haven't played since I was 16. I think she still has most of her stuff.
I just suck at makin' music.
In 9th grade English class we had got these short questions every morning and had to write a few paragraphs in a journal about them. I remember once we had to write about the qualities our ideal boyfriend or girlfriend would have. I remember I wrote something to the effect of "Funny and not as smart as me."
I knew when the teacher got to mine because she snorted and pulled one of these.
I assumed he meant that the word "boob" looks like what it is.
I don't think there's a fancy word for that. HE DID HIS BEST.
I am going to assume that your are speaking from personal experience.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
As we say in Icelandic... NEÏ!
I meant what I said, and I said what I mean. An elephant's honest 100%.
Just... allow it to be an onomatopoeia in your mind, and you'll see/hear.
I say "Musical Instrument" because it applies to all of them.
What all instruments do you play?
These Rules apply to anyone's instruments.
I own two guitars, a violin, a bass, various drums, a piano, and sundry other keyboards.
I think that's it. There could be other things.
Do You play them all though?!
That was the question, silly.
I have a very old piano... 1910ish I think? Maybe a little younger.
An upright player piano, with the foot pumps and a good seventyfive old old scrolls. My grandpa left it to me.
I don't have it here, I need to get it, it is in my grandma's garage wrapped in plastic.
I don't know how to play it at all... but once I get it I have every intention on fixing that, if my brain and fingers are in agreeance with the program.
I know what you asked and I answered in the manner I thought best.
I play all of them.
Not necessarily in any manner that anyone would ever like to hear.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I'm gonna need a diagram, because I have no idea what you're saying.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I play all of them.
Not necessarily in any manner that anyone would ever like to hear.
Fate ever throws me anywhere near your violin, I'm gonna play with it. Feel free to yell at me.
No, you won't.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
ha. Obviously. I am only poking at you mr. serious.
Wouldn't know what to do with the thing anyhow. No one has let me near a violin in so long.
My sister plays the viola but I don't know how she feels about people touching it.
My brother plays the sax and I don't know how he feels about people touching that, either.
My other brother can play the piano and sing like an opera singer. Actually, his range of singing reminds me of Jack Black. Actually actually, my brother is like if Kevin Smith and Jack Black had a baby.
My baby sister Kristina and I are the only ones with no musical talent whatsoever.
When I was pregnant, people would ALWAYS be grabbing at my stomach. I don't like people to touch me anyway, so this completely freaked me the fuck out. A girl once tried to RAISE MY SHIRT to touch the skin and I was like, "Have you lost your fucking mind? What 9 month pregnant woman wants you to raise her fucking shirt??"
And then a guy was passing me in the hall and stuck his hand out all nonchalant-like to graze my giant baby-grower. I kept telling these people, you're basically petting my uterus. Assholes.
Never touch a woman's uterus. Got it.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Especially with sperm.
Too late.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I am going to assume that your are speaking from personal experience.
I don't know what kinda boobs Fano hangs out with.
I am going to assume that your are speaking from personal experience.
I don't know what kinda boobs Fano hangs out with.
I'm trying to decide if I should tell you all it was a joke, or continue trying to convince you that it's an onomatopoeia.
Also, none, unfortunately.
Thinking on it, I would have to say that touching my beer (i.e. feeling at liberty to help oneself) without invitation to do so would have m seething at a person.
I am going to assume that your are speaking from personal experience.
My assumption was correct.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I am going to assume that your are speaking from personal experience.
I don't know what kinda boobs Fano hangs out with.
I'm trying to decide if I should tell you all it was a joke, or continue trying to convince you that it's an onomatopoeia.
Also, none, unfortunately.
We still need a diagram.
Those are some freaky nippleless boobs!
My hair. No, I did not get a perm so no you cannot have hair like mine. I was born with it. Its mostly older ladies who try to touch it.
My horse tack. Keep your hands off my saddle leather.
My left leg because it has nerve damage and it hurts! Even (especially?) during sex. Just. Don't. Touch. It. It'll ruin the mood and I might punch you.
I really don't like anyone touching any of my things, honestly.
Well hello there. It's been a while.
Hey! I know, too long. I missed this place!
We missed you! Please stay.
I like when Old Culties come out of the woods!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I like it when they come into the woods.
Yeah! And I like it when...
Never mind. You probably don't remember me but it's nice to see you, Lady Chaos.
They make an "AAAH-OOOOOOOGAH" sound, though. But people tell me that's usually coming from me.
Si vis pacem, para bellum