Nerd writers suck
In all honesty, it really sounds like this is coming from a place of ignorance. It sounds as though you're ragging on people who use big words because you don't understand them and you're either too lazy or too stubborn to learn them. I don't know what it is, but whining about big words and dismissing great writers because they're work is too tough to read is just ridiculous, because I don't believe for a second that you'd be ranting like this if you understood those words.
MAKE SOME RESEARCH
Look can't we just have a nice conversation? I'm not attacking you, why you attacking me?
I'm just sayin that writers who write big elaborate descriptions with too much detail and too many words, like Joyce, Chaucer + Suglia, are closet nerds. They wish they could be 1/2 the writer that Chuck is.
writer of American Control * released by Lulu in 2012
you dont make any sense at all, and if you are not in fact a troll, you are in fact a moron, chooch, shit head, dipshit, idiot, or whatever adjective you prefer. when you first begin to make sense, and you take off your hangover glasses and comb out your queer-eye-and-straight-guy, professional wrestler, vidal sassoon haircut, i shall think you aspire to be something else than an inconsequential mosquito of a fight club lemming which often happens past me.
do you see any big words there? i dont...
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http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
quit encouraging the troll, there is really no point in trying to have a logical argument with him.
If you ignore him he might go away.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Stop talking shit about Doc Suglia. You're jealous.
Stop mentioning Suglia. He doesn't even belong on the same internet page as Joyce.
Or this one?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Joyce has a twitter account and some of his tweets are so bad that Miley Cyrus could out-tweet him.
writer of American Control * released by Lulu in 2012
yes, this one.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
uh Joyce is dead... for 70 years...
OMG Left home w/o key. @Buck can you lend me your spare?
#wanderingrocks
This is why we can't have nice things.
joyce is dead.
you do know that, right?
are those words small enough for you?
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
GUISE! SHE KNOES JOYCE IS DEAD! SHE KNOES THAT SALINGNER IS A NURD. IS A JOKES OKAY?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I think it would makes sense for thinking this guy was for real for the first page, but three pages later and you guys are still falling for a troll? Whatta buncha nerds.
I know, huh!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Three pages before you decided the troll is Six? Or were you just saving it for the right moment?
You are all trolls.
Fair.
Actually, Cam specifically informed me yesterday that I am not a troll. /exempt
normally, i would call such blatant and obvious ignoramousness trolling, however, in my time at portland state i have encountered people who would make keith look like a rocket scientist.
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Someone thinks it's Six?
Come on! Six would be cleverer and more entertaining.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I wonder which dead famous celebrities would have been trolls if the internet existed back then.
you bore me.
He's far from boring.
You should not poop upwards..
..Yeah, I know it's a troll and all that. On a different Troll-topic though, watch the movie "Trolljegeren" or "the troll hunter" but don't read anything about it before you do, it's not a "great" movie, but it's a good movie - and the less you know about it when you see it the better it will be.
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You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
What do you mean? Troll Hunter was a freakin' great movie. 100X better than Troll 2, that's for certain.
Next time i'm drunk enough, i'm gonna poop upwards.
Just keep your mouth closed.
Would pooping upwards be, you, upside down and the poop comes out of you and up into the air or would it mean as you're squatting over the commode the poop goes up instead of down while it's still inside you to where the poop ends up coming out of your mouth? I guess that way would be pooping backwards, rather than upwards.
This thread is out of control. My expression ranged from 
all the way to 
you bore me.
He's far from boring.
maybe to you.
I find him quite boring.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
DON'T YOU SOIL THE GOOD NAME OF TROLL 2
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Ah, shit. This is the best thread we've had in ages. I wish I wasn't too whacked and too far from home so I could be more involved. Bummed. Forever missing out on all the internet fun.
Trolljegeren! Hooray!
It takes someone very smart to pretend to be this stupid.
You look like the type of guy / gal, who would like:
This makes me think George W. Bush is secretly a genius along with:
Jessica Simpson
Kelly Ripa
Kanye West
there are more I'm just falling asleep over here to think of them
That's Hot
I have never wanted to know a troll's identity so badly. This is pure gold.
J.G. fucking Ballard is a pretty decent example of a lame nerd writer. Some douche who writes like a 12yr old with a thesaurus. He tries so hard to be smart but he's just another Chuck wannabe.
I read Crash by J.G. Ballard and I had one or two theories on that idea. I could tell that Ballard just read Fight Club and thought "hey i can be just like Chuck and be all transgressional!" But I'll throw in some fancy ass words...
Face it. Ballard will never be as good as Chuck.
Nerd writers suck ass.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Phil, that was some Orson Welles level shit.
I totally thought of Paris Hilton to add to the list as I fell asleep.
Also Phil's video made me smile and laugh inside.
Keith, after all the damage you caused yesterday, have you had a chance to look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself "My God, what have I done?"
Oh, and Phil, I agree with the ladies, the cinematography is superb.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Love this. Sitting in the library trying not to lol at a lol
DON'T YOU SOIL THE GOOD NAME OF TROLL 2
There's nothing in that statement to soil Troll 2. Even if you somehow like Troll 2, then all I'm saying is Troll Hunter is that much better.
I read it when the guy first posted and though, Bah, he's just opinionated, and posted somewhere else. If only I wasn't so dismissive.
Keith come back.
I think this guy is doing us a favor, in all truthfulness. Write about what you hate, right? Well, this guy pretty much sums up what that object of hatred is.
Idiocy.
it was invented by gordon lish, and in the form you mention it, then perfected by raymond carver. get an education, son.
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin