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insomnomaniac
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first of all, brock, i'd like to point out that you use a damn lot of ellipses.

second of all, i really think you're having some kind of roid rage. before mirkah jumps all over me for this, as someone who's picked on undeserving people before, i know it when i see it. just cool off, go lift, or whatever. knoxville's not trying to make you mad.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]first of all, brock, i'd like to point out that you use a damn lot of ellipses.

second of all, i really think you're having some kind of roid rage. before mirkah jumps all over me for this, as someone who's picked on undeserving people before, i know it when i see it. just cool off, go lift, or whatever. knoxville's not trying to make you mad. [/B][/QUOTE]

See also Avatar Masterpiece theater for explanation... you missed the point. It is explained in that thread. I was never upset. And thanks for the constructive criticism about ellipses. Now if I could just figure out what an ellipse is... I really don't know. Wink

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By the way... roid rage is a myth. It's been proven scientifically that raised testosterone levels do not cause aggressive behavior. I really haven't the motivation to pull a bunch of articles, but will if need be, or try search engine... just like I do. And I quit my cycle a little while back. Can't do 'em year round. Defeats the purpse... Wink

Although I still have a big set of brass balls... perhaps this is the cause of my male aggresion? Hello? testes... testes... one... two.. three...?

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ellipses= ...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]ellipses= ... [/B][/QUOTE]

ah... I see. Good info to know. I never knew that those had a name... I just don't tend to speak in terms of sentences, ya know, like... it's more of a flowing nature, then again I never was no good at no book learnin', guess I never took to no words on no piece o' paper, dig? In fact, I've sort of taken to thinkingof myself as a bit of a run-on artist, as people say my posts seem to never end...

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origamiLips
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i do that too...you should read my emails..that's why i hate writing emails...cause i type like this...i guess to stimulate real life conversations....

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We don't need to read your emails lippy, we can just read your 1031 posts...

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do i sense some sort of hostile feelings towars me..sigh

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]We don't need to read your emails lippy, we can just read your 1031 posts... [/B][/QUOTE]

Isn't that sort of... um... like a nipple calling a clit pink, Mr. 1089 Posts? Especially since your post about post count actually increases your post count yet another post? By the who... I get tired of pot's calling kettle's black so that's what that's all about... face it... we're all sinners, and ain't none of us gonna be casting no first stone anytime soon, if I may reference a book I don't believe in...

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mirka
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What are you implying Mr. Landers? Are a racist?

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]What are you implying Mr. Landers? Are a racist? [/B][/QUOTE]

Well I either take this as you are making an attempt at being humorous in light of recent events involving hostility, or you have never heard the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black"... either way I am laughing... so I'm either laughing at you or with you depending on which one you were going for... Wink

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mirka
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Yeah, laugh with me buster, its much more relaxing. Also, for some reason when I replied the part in your post about the sinners casting the stone etc. didn't show up. Odd...

Yes, I know I obsess about useless posts and I am aware how useless it is to comment on it as its just more of the same uselessness. Hence why I refered to my own post as "clutter".

I will certainly work on toning down my scathing tone. I like to call the cult a "family" others like to call it a "community", this disagreement is more of the same Smile

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]Yeah, laugh with me buster, its much more relaxing. Also, for some reason when I replied the part in your post about the sinners casting the stone etc. didn't show up. Odd...

Yes, I know I obsess about useless posts and I am aware how useless it is to comment on it as its just more of the same uselessness. Hence why I refered to my own post as "clutter".

I will certainly work on toning down my scathing tone. I like to call the cult a "family" others like to call it a "community", this disagreement is more of the same Smile [/B][/QUOTE]

Nothing wrong with commenting on uselessness. I do it all the time. In fact my entire life is dealing uselessness, probably cause most things are just that... useless. You don't need to tone anything on account of me pahdnah... like you said, this heres family, and don't no one mess wit family... although I'm thinking more of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre / Backwoods-inbred sorta clan/cult, but yeah... family...

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mirka
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Nothing wrong with commenting on uselessness. I do it all the time. In fact my entire life is dealing uselessness, probably cause most things are just that... useless. You don't need to tone anything on account of me pahdnah... like you said, this heres family, and don't no one mess wit family... although I'm thinking more of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre / Backwoods-inbred sorta clan/cult, but yeah... family... [/B][/QUOTE]

I've been off working on a tone of humorous admonishment at courtv.com. back now.

By family I'm thinking of the families in "A Wedding", the Robert Altman movie. Still inbred but a little higher on the social ladder. The reason "class" is important to me at all in regards to envisioning the Cult "Family" really boils down to the quality of the food. I don't want no spam. I want the real stuff.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]I've been off working on a tone of humorous admonishment at courtv.com. back now.

By family I'm thinking of the families in "A Wedding", the Robert Altman movie. Still inbred but a little higher on the social ladder. The reason "class" is important to me at all in regards to envisioning the Cult "Family" really boils down to the quality of the food. I don't want no spam with my grits. I want a real Smithfied Ham. [/B][/QUOTE]

court tv... better you than me, bro. The American judicial system bugs the shit out of me, or maybe it's just because my brother is a lawyer and he won't shut up about legal shit. I swear... if he doesn't believe something I say, he asks for 'evidence' then tells me what is 'admissable'. When he owes me money he cops out with 'fraternal deferred adjudication'. If he doesn't agree with me than my evidence is "circumstantial at best'. Fucking idiot. Doesn't know when to quit. One of those dudes whose gonna have a heart attack because they can't differentiate between real life and their job... speaking of which, it's beer o'clock and my whiskey's a waitin'... sayonara kamikaze brethren... for god and for country I go hither... well actually not for either one of those things, but yeah...

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insomnomaniac
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brock, just to clue you in, mirkah is a female.

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lippy keeps on forgetting who is female and who is male...she thinks she is getting OLD..and that graduation thread isnt helping

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*cackles* ha!