My Vagina

I love the word "muff"

i like to go with good old fashioned PUSSY. in extreme situations, CUNT will suffice.

has anyone ever seen/read/heard The Vagina Monologues?

sure thing insomno... just don't mention the vag-logues around knoxville or he will post that stupid site he frequents again... the one with the "dr." who writes articles on jewish conspiracies, curing homosexuality and the "vagina monologues" feminist conspiracy explained. If knox is in the room, it's best to refer to it as the V-A-G-I-N-A-M-O-N-O-L-O-G-U-E-S, spell it out I mean... although really the logues are a bit non-interesting these days anyway, old news if you will... something tourists visiting new york will see in their hawaiin shirts and I heart new york t-shirts and exclaim... "What an epiphany! That changed my life!" in a way known only too well to most FC fans... or at least those who turn into mini-Tyler's...

you got a point, but i've never stopped ahving respect for something just because the "wrong" people start liking it. the vagmogs are supposed to get stuffy middle class housewives to embrace their own anatomy, if you will...

hey man, those pussy-monologues are weird. i saw a music video with some hairy arme pitted femenist dressed up as a clit singing "stick it in here. not back there [pointing to her ass, even tho a clit doesnt have an ass]. im a clit! a clittoris! im a clit! a clitoris" fucked up shyte. borck what the hell were you talking about, dr.? feminism. ive never talked about feminism here, cept now

and yet you talked about it in exactly the way brock predicted...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]you got a point, but i've never stopped ahving respect for something just because the "wrong" people start liking it. the vagmogs are supposed to get stuffy middle class housewives to embrace their own anatomy, if you will... [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah... just like burning bras and the whole feminist movement since the late 60's/early 70's was supposed to do. I got nothing against feminist, in fact cool... proud to be a femme... I'm more a phallist, but hey, to each their own... I embrace my cock, let them embrace their "swirling dervishes"... pet name, old habit... but like it's the same with anything... think porn... nowadays it's "cool" and "hip" to dig porn because porn stars are mainstreaming their way into society as we live in a generation of "E-True Hollywood Story"-type stars and fallen hero's... porn stars appear on national television... fuck... Alice Cooper does sitcoms, Ozzy Osborne is an MTV-co-opted slave... people no longer know where boundaries lie, and you're right... certain works are timeless, but their meaning can be devalued if the "right" wrong people get their grubby stinkfingers wrapped around it...

I was reading the title again... "My Vagina"... made me think of you and Tuffy talking about "we got pregnant"... Why not "OUR vagina?"... fuckin' hell.. next thing you know it'll be OUR penis too... and I've never been pregnant but I sometimes have hot flashes...

hey now. just cause i thik somethings dumb doesnt mean im not always down with it. it was just a weird music video. made me take feminists more comdiackly than seriously. "im your clitoris! stick it in here! not back there!" i was at my friends house when we heard it. she was on the phone and i put the tv on full blast, lol it was funny

my vagina has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R
My vagina has a second name it's O-S-C-A-R...

I'd run like hell from a woman who introduced me to her genitalia as Oscar Oscar.

My vagina smells like heavy perfume. I think I douche too often.

Crap I forgot, it's supposed to be M-E-Y-E-R for the second name, DAMN YOU HOMER SIMPSON!

I just have to say that the word 'vagina' always reminds of that part in Baseketball when the Beers are playing the Fairies. *In an Australian accent* "How to speak San Franciscan:" *pulls over Squeak (?) and pulls his pants down, exposing his ass* "Vagoina!"

damn you

[img]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/img] The vagina dance is a trance now do the hump[img]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/img] hump... hump... to me baby[img]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/img] Do the humpty-hump... do the humpty-hump[img]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/img]

Sonck's gif looks like he's playing air-vagina... ya know, like air guitar... pelvic-thrust-style...

vagoina lol so good. i havnt seen that flick in so long

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]vagoina lol so good. i havnt seen that flick in so long [/B][/QUOTE]

What the hell are you talking about? What flick? You haven't seen vagina in a long time, is that what you are getting at? No worries... you're dry spell is just because you are attracted to male buttocks. You can't expect to get cooze when all you do is dream of some dude's twitching pucker. Lay off the cock, and the poon will show up... besides, ass is no substitute for snatch...

woah brock, sounds like you know a bit too much on the subject of male cock, perhaps from your partner? im just [I]razzin[/I] with ya, no but rents mentionned vagoina from Basketball, thats what i was talking about. now go get some sleep cause your grumpy

omg..brock that pelvic thrst dance is TEH funny shit..too early for this...dammit i need sleep (been trying to fall back alsleep for hours..damn jet lagged)

oragami dont you have school or somethin, and aint it feel good to be back in canada

you all disgust me

porquoi?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]woah brock, sounds like you know a bit too much on the subject of male cock, perhaps from your partner? im just [I]razzin[/I] with ya, no but rents mentionned vagoina from Basketball, thats what i was talking about. now go get some sleep cause your grumpy [/B][/QUOTE]

Fuck grumpy. Grumpy doesn't exist. It's a dumb-ass word used to describe people who aren't fucking cheery all the time. Screw that noise. I'm not grumpy, I'm just not sarah-fuckin'-sunshine first thing in the morning. And don't dare call me "not a morning person". That shit don't make sense either. No such thing as a morning person. Just people who can sleep and love telling the rest of us who can't all about it...

Also listn here numbnuts... I am a man. I have a penis. Therefore I can never know too much about male cock. Just as I can never know too much about shaving my face. Just as I can never know too much about testosterone levels, etc. If you don't have any knowledge about your own body, then you become lazy and feed yourself junk and don't take care of yourself. I don't take care of myself, but I'm not lazy, and my body shows it in the way I look. Once you stop caring, you may as well be a corpse in the ground being munched on by creepy crawly things. If you are gonna imply that I am gay, then by all means do so, but try to make it worth the read. I mean, only reason I mention how gay you are is because you said so yourself. I choose not to mention that you are a racist, because I prefer to give you shit about taking it up the shitter. Much funner for me that way... am I a homophobe because I mention you're a buttpirate everytime we talk? I don't think so. I think it's more about addressingsomeone as their true self, or maybe I'm wrong. What do you think pillow-biter...? And really if I'm gonna be honest with myself, I think I just enjoy giving you shit, knoxville. You make it so easy...

dude, calm down man lol i dont care if you call me a homo or racist whatever dude. im comfortable with my sexuality, i love the pussy. people wanna say otherwise go ahead. just some playful teasing with ya tho, no need to take it to offense

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]dude, calm down man lol i dont care if you call me a homo or racist whatever dude. im comfortable with my sexuality, i love the pussy. people wanna say otherwise go ahead. just some playful teasing with ya tho, no need to take it to offense [/B][/QUOTE]

You know the more posts I pass by written by you knoxville, the more you really are jay... and no, in reality, people like jay are not cool. Sure in the movies like 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back", jayl is so funny... whatever. We laugh because he's a jackass. We are laughing at him, not with him. Snoochie-Boochie This... Stank snatch that... in the end he ain't getting chicks, everyone thinks he's an idiot, which he admittedly is, and his only friend is drugs. As far as drugs go, that's great, but the rest is pretty sad... even silent bob looks at him like an idiot when he says dumb shit...

ha ha ha ha cool

dude, take it down a notch. once again, just a board, just some friendly teasing. sorry i ever did it yadda yadda yadda

knox...it's cda..you know that we dont have school anymore..school's been over since end of april (i'm assuming you and i are done with highschool and onto the whole university thang)...

because of the wedding and stuff..i couldnt sign up for summerschool so i'll be overloading liek crazy next year..that's what you get for doing a double major with a minor

hmm..yes it feels good to be back!

Take it down a notch is an annoying phrase. I don't need to be told it's a board like I'm willtupper or something. Yadda yadda yadda really pisses me off. I am no longer calm. Why is it everything you say this morning is so fucking annoying to me? Don't answer that jerk. It's a rhetorical question...

going to hang out at the short film festival tonight...and until sunday...god it's great to be in TO...NYC is great too...

i'll go anywhere where there are cool films playing...yes i am a film geek

"take it down a notch" just reminds me of that godawful emeril guy...."bam" my ass..you ....calm down..no swearing...too early for that...

bit groumpy..stupid jet lag

i dont know man lol its a new record for pissing people off for me tho. i odnt even remember what i said to get you going, but i have that affect ona lotta short temperred people.
cheer up man is alls i can say. if i really did thik your as much of a prick as your acting, i probably wouldnt continue this discussion. and i know i know "i dont need your accpetance" [B] yadda...yadda...yadda[/B] but just let it slide and i dont know what else

me too, i just got some lecture about missing school for films last night lol oragami we so havta go to the toornto film festivel together, next time its on

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]i dont know man lol its a new record for pissing people off for me tho. i odnt even remember what i said to get you going, but i have that affect ona lotta short temperred people.
cheer up man is alls i can say. if i really did thik your as much of a prick as your acting, i probably wouldnt continue this discussion. and i know i know "i dont need your accpetance" [B] yadda...yadda...yadda[/B] but just let it slide and i dont know what else [/B][/QUOTE]

You are absolutely chock full o' stupid advice this morning aren't you. That's okay... keep saying shit. Just be prepared.

emerald was funny. every time he said [B]BAM[/B] id wait to see if his stove blew up or his sleeve caught on fire

ay yuy yuy yuy

whatever man, so lets try to change the subject ona good note than.

where do you work

i want him to accidentally set himself on fire ...too much butter is never a good thing

i want to see him burn burn burn...
esp those eyebrows

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]ay yuy yuy yuy

whatever man, so lets try to change the subject ona good note than.

where do you work [/B][/QUOTE]

If I didn't know better, I'd say you are trying to piss me off. You just won't quit. Be happy... you made the list...

how am i trying to lol

oragami just think of it.

he's preparing the dish
"see folks ya gotta add this and this and[B] BAM[/B] the oven explodes and the camera tips over. all you hear is the audience screaming lol

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B] Be happy... you made the list... [/B][/QUOTE]

you have a list too? I have been keeping "The List" for 2 years now.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]how am i trying to lol [/B][/QUOTE]

You picked the wrong day for this bud...

i obviously did lol i have the best timing

*cackles madly*

dammit..that's pure gold..
i'm more into him...being so clumsy and shit...when he said BAM and lowers his arm to put the stupid "essence" (which is just chilli powder) ...he flips the handle...spilling the butter all over him...confused...he looks around and tries to find some sort of towel to clean himself with...but one of his sleeves caught the flame...and he ignites..like the star on a christmas tree..or a supernova...THAT is his overdue notice for his 15 minutes

i have a list too...
but i'm too nice to put anyone on it...

i have a very good tolerance level..although i do have one enemy...he hates me because i am THAT good..lol..stupid guy

im pretty passcive when it comes to people. we argue, than we're cool

me too..
i never let it get to me
life's too short for that

but i am NOT passive at all
all extroverted baby

I haven't added to the list in quite some time, but if I remember correctly there are about 12 items on it.

a shopping list!

a shopping to kill list?
a killing spree list?
a ....

that's it..
i'm out...
stupid jet lag