My Struggle

you had sex with your son, Ritt?

Funny "coincidence" - the subject of this thread translates to "Mein Kamf" in German.

Something tells me that was done on purpose.

Duh. That's why I put coincidence in quotes.

i thought you were just pointing out a word he would never spell right.

I keep misreading it as Mr. Struggle, and I'm expecting Mr. Men cartoons inside.

There we are!

Moonie: Are Father Ever loved his people. And Wanted them to grow Powerful and strong. A struggle that would take atleast 600 years of purification. But a evil aristocrat from Portugal did not want such a world.....

Philips(has an eye patch): We will have the lower classes ever get smaller and dumber. The nobels will rise once more and rule over the inferiours. Let their sickly, weak genes spread like a virus. How will such dull creatures ever rise against their masters? Let Religion be the strings by what their pulled......

"I DONT THINK SO!"Ïronman

Rett: Mommy, their no more milk on this one.

Moonie: Here, suck on the other.

Corellion(Short and fat): Papa! I got the drawing!

He comes running and gives a paper to his father.

Philips: Yes, OH YES!

See Son, this is what our workers will look like in 200 years or less.

Both laugh.

Philips sounds evil.

Corellion like a bitch.

Haha, "REET"

In the Darkness, this words are heared:

Ironman: "It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure."

Moonie: Papa? Is that you?

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Ironman: My life has always been guided by a deep sense of selfishness. Perhaps my struggle was just that, to be remembered on earth for my gifts. Do I not owe thanks if the reciever recieves? And so what was exactly my gift? Freedom from your capture. A possibility of something greator. Anarchy perhaps. Let every men be his own Master, let everyman own himself........

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Tommy: May we day this day and defend freedom then to live like slaves tomorrow!

ATTACK!

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Has Philips walks by workers he speaks to his fat and possibly homosexual son.

"See here little Corellion? This people are like animals. No real thought is in their minds, thus their life must be spent serving us. In fact, they now believe that to be a virtue, to serve...."

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Ironman: I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.

Derek: NO! you... you.... YOU CRUEL MONSTER! I shall be kind to her and do everything she asks and she will love me for it!

Ironman: I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.

Derek: NO! you... you.... YOU CRUEL MONSTER! I shall be kind to her and do everything she asks and she will love me for it!

A year later........

Derek: But you cant have her! Shes MY GIRL!

Tommy: Woman's destiny is to be wanton, like the bitch, the she-wolf; she must belong to all who claim her.

Derek: But I found her first....

Tommy: AND I AM A BETTER MAN! Now move or I'll shall take away your life.

Derek: What has happen onto you?

Tommy: I've Surpass myself.

A termite walks into a bar.

"Is the bar tender here?"

Jesus, Ironman. That's fucking brilliant.

Excerpts from the next novel, I hope...

Ironman:Has a child my father left. For what? To where? I knew not. No one around me wished to take his place. Thus I became my own father. I was adopted by gods and ever went down the rabbit hole. I was free to be what my will wished.

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Tommy: General! Smartaz has deserted us and joined Philips from Portugal. He was bought with....

Ironman: I care not what earthly riches turned him away! Gather the men. We can no longer fight has Guerrillas.

Tommy: Is this surrender General?

Ironman smiles and answears "Nay Major. Are war machine has evolved into a virus. " He sits and takes a look into maps and documents and speaks once more "Quick Major, Lost time can never be recovered..."

Someone, let me know when I make an appearance.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

ZDude, you just became a deserter and joined One-eyed Phillip.

I can't ake anymore. G'nite.

Moonie loks into a box and take a papper out: "Look here Ritt, this is a letter from your father. made right before you where born alittle over 20 years ago."

Reett:

Do not be like the weaklings of your age who turn their misery away by introducing the doctors pill up their ass. Nay my son, take the gift of your pain and FIGHT AGAINTS INERTIA! Turn this into action, and may your name for ever cross the lands.....

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Katie: It has been decided, you will the proud wife of Corellion De Portugal.

Six on The Dot: MOTHER! NO! his a TOTAL social retard! I cannot.....

Katie slaps her daughter in the face "You WILL do has your told young lady!" Six begins to sob. "You will stay locked up in your room until your mood changes." Katie ends walks away.

40 minutes later Jane Sanchez knocks on the Door. The families most truest worthy servant who has taken car of Six since she was born. She sees her has a daughter.

"Its time for your bath, I'll prepare the water." J Sanchez says. Six still sobbing on th bed. Moments later Six is Naked and J. Sanchez is washing her with bare hands, leaving no inch of skin untouch...

Meanwhile on Smartaz studio:

Katie: you must talk some sense into your daughter, she wont agree to the merrige. I fear she will create a scene and ruin the families name....

Smartaz jumps up and breaks into the Six's Room where shes standing undress. Smartaz takes her from the neck and throws her on the bed. "LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! My Allience with Philips is very importan, His son saw a portrait of you and now wishes to make you his wife. You will sacrifice yourself for the good of your family..." the verbal attack continued for some minutes. Smartaz started to cool down his anger and noticed his daughter was naked. He noticed the erection on his pants. Shame ran throw his entire body and he quickly walked away, once in the door he nerviously remarked "You remember what I told you" and shuts it. Six sobed that entire night.

hahahahaah

This is without exaggeration, the most amazing thing I've ever read.

Thanks for the cheers but....

I just thought about this, Did not Palahniuk make a contest of some sort?

I could actually make this look profecional or submite my other works (NOT the cult novels...)

Is Chuck charging money for this contest?

I like it and I do what I like,
And then you do what I like and you'll like it

I'm flattered that I'm the evil Nobel prizewinner!

And I that I am the Major to Ironman's General.

also, those things can't hold a candle to the Letter People.

Fuck it. I cannot share my secrets with you any longer.

I love/hate the Tinman in equal measure but this side of mad mans multi mind makes me want to take him at gunpoint and grab a priest that will marry two men, failing that I will wear a dress.

shmoo i meant

Fuck, I been writting the story but havent posted it. I wanna, but Smartaz gave me good reasons not to.

Tommy breaks the limits of Glory and Alexa becomes a master player. Its all their!

But I cannot share my phylosophical secrets......

And my poor, poor Six. How much she suffers.....

Prince Tommy of Austria liked to walk incognito amougst his people. He was to become King when his father died. He was tall and of wide shoulders, unlike his younger brother, Derek, who envied him. One of this usual visits to the market did not end has expected. A man recognized his vocabulary and instantly knew he was from nobility, but did not graps how high the social ladder Tommy found himself.
Thus the man attacked Tommy and took his money. He was draged into a dark area and mocked at. Finally left their, tears of anger where found rolling down his eyes "How dare they" He wispered until he finally shouted "HOW DARE THEY!" When a laughter came out of the darkness. There sat a youth eating a fruit. "YOU THERE! WHY DID YOU NOT HELP ME!?" The youuth took his time, swallowed the piece he had on his mouth, look at Prince Tommy and said "Why would I ever want to rob you from this experiance?" Tommy was perplexed "Rob me? I was mocked at and humiliated by does apes! I would GLADLY give this up!" The youth stood up and streched his hand out in order for Tom to grasp and make his way up.
And Thus did the youth continue, "But what is done is done. Now you must ask yourself 'What will I do with this new experiance? Will I become a Tyrent and opppressed my people for the act of a few man or will I take a look at myself, and recreate myself into I develop the powerful spirit that exerts Authority where ever he goes, who ever he is. Covered in velvet and with a crown or on the streets naked and cold....'" Tommy was perplexed "Could he know who I am?" and has if the youth knew what went on his mind he answeared "Yae, I know who you Prince. Do not be discoureged by this experiance. It will make you strong. Its the painfulest of all that will bring you the greatest joy. Just ask woman, Who amougst them would take back the joy of seeing their child for the first time, to forget the pain of childbirth? So must men with their life." Tommy takes a moment, his mind racing with ideas when he finally answears with a smile "Will you speak to me more about this powerful soul? "

An so Tommy decided to leave Austria and join Ironman. His father King Nightrious was devastated, his brother full with joy.

Night: YOU ARE TO BE KING! HOW CAN YOU RULE YOUR PEOPLE GONE!

Tommy: How can I build up our nation if I have not rised my own soul? How can I rule our people when I am yet to become master of my own passions?

And so, Tommy and Ironman departed. Ironman learned from politics and History from Tommy, Tommy from Ironmans wild wisdom. Many lands people claim to have sen them, from India to Sweeden. But after some years gone they arrived to Florence where they where to meet with Smartaz, his court and daughters.

Tommy at the end of the great battle: "It seems I wont be making it home Ironman. Life is pouring out of me I can feel it."

Ironman holds his wounded friend in his arms ontop of red snow.

Shaking he answears: We lived a great life my friend. It has been an honor to know you.

Tommy laughs and then chokes on his blood. Ironman thinks to himself: "He is laughing even on his last gasps of air. SUCH A NOBEL SPIRIT!"

Tommy: Make sure Six is well, well, well.

His now lifeless body has crumbles on his arms. It was said that Ironmans shouts of pain and rage echoed across the mountains.

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Alexa had heared of two young men with strange accents who had arrived on Florence not long ago. It was said that they would drive away the French from their providence by Politics and Military genious. The men talked eagerly about them while girls who have met them blushed when they rememberd their encounters.

She was surprised how the brown eyed of the two came up and asked her to dance. She suddendly had a deep shyness unknown to her before. Her sister, Six was dancing with the blue eyed, one look of him made her whole body shiver.

Glorious.

Oh my brothers, would you believe that our hero lost all will power when he saw her walking alone on the gardens under moon light?

He certanly knew he now had the power, influence and skills to court her has a gentlemen. But something deep and primitive took over him. He did not care to have her any other way. The beast inside had been let loose. This savege that only came out to play in private was running free.

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The hairs on the back of Alexas neck stood up.

"Lovely evening Mylady" a strong but not forceful voice said from the shadows.

In one quick move she turned around and saw the young man with the blue eyes.

With wicked laughter he torn open her shirt leting her breast free to the nights cold air.

"YES! SCREAM! I LOVE IT WHEN THEY DO!" His voice became an echo in her head. Has church bells do. Oh what a pleasure. She felt betrayed by her body. Her mind wanted to run but her body refused to obey.

The blued eyed demon proceded to make wolf like sounds has he continued. That wicked laughter came and went. Never in her life had she felt this way. Oh happyness it was my brothers. The pures happyness to surrender to the arms of a man such has this.

he is back!

ironboy, insert where i bend.

Yeah, it was a really cold night.

when ironman and i were banned we fell in love be happy for us.

Ironman came walking on the bar pale has a ghost. Tommy saw how he ordered drinks from a distance, but has he took them he did not taste them. Strange, Ironman never shoot drinks directly down in this fashion. He excused himself to the other card players and went to see for himself what was the cause of this behavior.

"Anything wrong old friend?" Asked Tommy in a cheerful voice.

Ironman kept silent for a second and has if gazing to the distance he did not look to see his friend. Finally he continued "I raped a woman not long ago."

Tommy surely laughed at this matter. "Well, well, well, Ironboy. What public workers of the night have you been taking advantage off?"

"No public workers my Brother, but Alexa Smartaz."

Tommys face all the sudden lost all its joy "You knew I was courting Six on the Dot de la Smartaz, How I wished to take her back to Austria!"

"I did."

"And you raped her anyways."

"So it seems."

Tommy pulled back his hand and slapped Ironman. You could see that he was using every ounce of self control to not tear him apart. "Your no longer my brother" said Tommy with watery eyes and walked out the bar.

It is said that IronMan and Alexa went to Egypt, where they performed sexual satanic ceremonies to the Dark Gods outside the protective circle.

And for Tommy and Six? Six went off to marry Corellion in Portugal causing her a severe sadness. The one thing that kept her from taking her own life was the promise that Tommy would make things right, and release her from her prison and run away to Vienna together.

Errmmm, it saddens me to admit but that ended too soon.

Your Magesty, their is evidence to suggest their is an attempet on young Corellions life.

Phil: What Madness is this that you speak off?

And so the Messenger explained that the young prince from Austria, the one Phil had admired so much, planned to take Corellions life and run off with his sons new wife, Six on the dot De La Smartaz. A letter from the two had been intercepted with the details of the plot. Tommy was immediatly locked on the dungen.

Meanwhile in Corellions BedRoom:

Corellion: "Do you still love me?" He asked walking in circles around the room with his belly sticking out while Six concentrated on decorating a piece of garment.

Six: "You know I never have. This was all a political affair promoted by my father." She mentions with indifference without looking up at him.

Corelion: I thought that perhaps with time you would learn to love me.

Now with a bit of riducule "Love you? your nothing but a man-boy. What woman would ever fall for a coward of YOUR nature!?" and she giggles.

Corellion in fury knocks down to the floor all the china and exclaims "I know your lover is Tommy from Austria. Your little plot has been discovered. He is to be executed on the without trial."

Six: "NO! PLEASE! I beg off you! Let him go free and I will never contact him again. I will be yours, I will forever be yours!!!" she sobs on Corellions feet.

Corellion: "Look at you, your pathetic." and he kicks her and leace the room with a smirk.

You've still got it, my friend. Brilliant as always. I look forward to the next installment.

In North Africas dessert a lonely rider moves with speed. He carries a messege from King Nightrious of Austria. It reads:

"My son Tomy has been captured by Phil of Portugal. We are preparing for War. Will you lead my armies against your old foe?"

The messege is delivered to the right man who gets up from a bed full with sleeping girls and prepares to get dressed.

Alexa: "But my love, where are you going?"

"Silence WOMAN! Our time togheter has ended." and on he rides with out an explination.

AVENGE ME, DAN!