My idea for Cultie Casting
Instead of using personalities and actual movies/books/whatever, you can only use their screen name and make up what kind of story they sound like they'd be in. For example:
Nathaniel Parker--sounds like he should either be in a Johnny Tremain novel with a deformed hand from his apprenticeship or one of those New York gentlemen elite from an Edith Wharton novel that falls for some "common" girl and lets her get away because he's more concerned with society's perception of him.
christipants--sounds like the main character of a children's cartoon that is meant to teach children morals and every 5 year old in the world craves it like crack, but adults find themselves wanting to blow their brains out after being subjected to less than 5 minutes of it. Which, oddly, isn't far from the truth.
If I think of more, I'll post, but feel free to add your own.
You'll need to see a healthcare provider to find out if christipants is right for you. If you're a man who uses nitrate drugs, like nitroglycerine (drugs commonly used for the treatment of chest pains), never take christipants. Your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe or life-threatening level. christipants must never be used by men taking nitrates of any kind, any time. Other medications may interact with christipants and change the way christipants works. Like many medications, your healthcare provider may have to adjust your initial christipants dosage if it doesn't produce the desired results or you're bothered by side effects. -monkeywright
why the heck would I have a deformed hand??