My GF caught me fapping, and liked it!
Mine can't be done.
Fapthew O'Donnell?
Matthew O'Fapell?
Fap O'Donnell
Matthew O'Fap
Doc O'Fappell
This is why we can't have nice things.
Cowafapa dude
Did I fap that?
Eat my faps
Long Fap Dong
Yeah, yours turned out really good. Has a great ring to it!
Fapthew O'Donnell?
Matthew O'Fapell?
Fap O'Donnell
I knew you would get hurt feelings if I didn't do yours. So I was going to add it to the list (even though you weren't logged in). But I couldn't find a satisfactory way to do it.
(I'm just making fun of you about the hurt feelings ps)
I probably wasn't in at the time.
I really hope no one faps this topic as offensive.
I really hope no one faps this topic as offensive.
How could anyone fap this topic as offensive? If they do fap them!
Fappuccino.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Fapstahs...Australian for beer!
Fap8 has a new band, Fap of the Gecko, in addition to his main project, Fapis and the Hiltons.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Too good. But isn't it Australian for Fap?
Also, I just had a great week fapping at the gap music festival Fapfest.
*nudge*
This is why we can't have nice things.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Confapulations, Fudgefapel!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Oh fapping 'ell. Not this fap again.
I lawl'd at the last part of your post as I recognized it from the opening of the Nickelodeon cartoon "The Wild Thornberries" 
That was highly observant of you.
I've got a little black book with my poems in.
Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.
When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in.
I got elastic bands keepin my shoes on.
Got those swollen hand blues.
Got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from.
I've got electric light.
And I've got second sight.
And amazing powers of observation.
And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On the telephone to you
There'll be nobody home.
I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm.
And the inevitable pinhole burns
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
I've got nicotine stains on my fingers.
I've got a silver spoon on a chain.
I've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.
I've got wild staring eyes.
And I've got a strong urge to fly.
But I got nowhere to fly to.
Ooooh, Babe when I pick up the phone
"Surprise, surprise, surprise..."
There's still nobody home.
I've got a pair of Gohills boots
and I got fading roots.
This thread is sacred to the Cult.
This is why we can't have nice things.
This fucking thread.
fap'd
I almost didn't click on this thread because I wasn't sure what fapping was. Seriously, who calls it fapping?
And now, five years later, everyone calls it fapping.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Curses, fapped again!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm pretty ashamed I've never fapped in this thread before.
Sad fap. Sad fap. Sfap. Sfap.
Fap and nap?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
wickerfap my long lost nymphomaniac sister!
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