My GF caught me fapping, and liked it!

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Thu, 04/21/2011 - 21:44

#101

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

Yeah. The ladies like to watch.

When they are there with you. This does not mean, gentlemen, that they want you to send them unexpected Skype invites while they are in the baordroom.

That's just embarrassing to you, her, and all the shareholders.

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Thu, 04/21/2011 - 22:03

#102

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

The Cult is 98.9% hornier than it used to be.

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Thu, 04/21/2011 - 22:56

#103

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

It's Spring.

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Thu, 04/21/2011 - 23:41

#104

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Sumtins been springing all right.

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 00:33

#105

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

I'm blame the cult for the increase of my daily fapping

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I will shit internationally!

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 01:04

#106

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

Yeah, everyone who's fapping more lately due to the the Cult, raise your hand.

Er, the other one...

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 02:52

#107

Noahrm23

Just one more beer then grow up.

From: Portland

Joined: 02/23/2010

She is right the dress down thread has started to take off again.

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 08:14

#108

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

PUNS! I love it.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 09:54

#109

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

Tuffy wrote:

Yeah, everyone who's fapping more lately due to the the Cult, raise your hand.

Er, the other one...

Can I finish first?

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:10

#110

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

I don't fap any more...
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Or any less!

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:38

#111

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

"He's a fapper! Break his hand!"

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:50

#112

trueposer

I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.

From: Denver, CO

Joined: 05/18/2010

So stuff like this is board fodder now?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:14

#113

damien_mayfair

Dear Leader and Benevolent Light Bringer

Joined: 08/20/2006

trueposer wrote:

So stuff like this is board fodder now?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:34

#114

fsdghcamel

has no object permanence

From: arkansassy

Joined: 11/06/2008

audreythirteen wrote:

I'm blame the cult for the increase of my daily fapping

sorry 'bout that.

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Fri, 04/22/2011 - 15:47

#115

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

damien_mayfair wrote:

trueposer wrote:

So stuff like this is board fodder now?

Found out the other day that it wasn't thumbs up or thumbs down. Rather, if a person lost, they made a stabbing motion with their their thumb, and because they were so high up it looked like a thumbs down.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 17:07

#116

Melody

Fuck Pants

From: louisiana

Joined: 02/16/2007

trueposer wrote:

So stuff like this is board fodder now?

now?

when was it not?

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Sat, 04/23/2011 - 19:42

#117

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

I know, huh? Hoiw old is this thread?

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Sat, 04/23/2011 - 19:43

#118

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

e\three and a half years.\

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Sat, 04/23/2011 - 19:59

#119

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

Sober up Tuffy.

You're starting to sound like Morey.

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Sat, 04/23/2011 - 20:09

#120

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

I am cogent. I just can't type.

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Sun, 04/24/2011 - 03:45

#121

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

Tuffy wrote:

I am cogent. I just can't type.

he's cogent bahaha

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 05:08

#122

Josh_Herrington

Joined: 03/06/2010

Madeas big happy Fap.

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monkeywright wrote:

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Mon, 04/25/2011 - 19:45

#123

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

Do Androids Dream of Electric Fap? or Bladefapper

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 21:33

#124

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Infaption
Horton Faps a Who
Empire of the Fap
No Faps attached
I Fap Number Four
The Fapbook
Divine Secrets of the Fap-Fap Sisterhood
Fapping Ms Daisy

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Mon, 04/25/2011 - 21:37

#125

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

Fap Fiction
Faperine
Fapman Begins
The Fap Knight
Califapication
Desperate Fapwives

I'm pretty sure I can do this all night. lol

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 22:09

#126

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

Fap with Friends
Angry Faps
Fapflix
Iheartfapio
Fapdora
FaplyBooth
Shafap OR Fapzam
Fapbook
Safapi

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 22:15

#127

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

FAP WARS

=original trilogy=
Episode IV: A New Fap
Episode V: The Empire Faps Back
Episode VI: Fap of the Jedi

=prequel trilogy=
Episode I: The Phap Menace
Episode II: Fap of the Clones
Episode III: Fap of the Sith

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Mon, 04/25/2011 - 22:18

#128

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

"Luke, I am your Fapher."

"FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!"

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 22:20

#129

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

lol Good work guys

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 22:23

#130

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

"No! That's fap true! That's fap-possible!"

"Search your faplings. You fap this to be true...."

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 01:40

#131

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

Un Profapper

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 01:48

#132

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

Fap of Green Gables
Wizard of Fap
The Giving Fap
A Fap in the Attic
Are you there Fap? It's Me, Margaret.
One Fap,Two Fap, Red Fap, Blue Fap

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 01:54

#133

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

It's Kind of a Funny Fap

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 02:11

#134

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

audreythirteen wrote:

The Giving Fap

Not The Fapping Tree?

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 05:03

#135

Josh_Herrington

Joined: 03/06/2010

Fap of death.
Lord of the Fab.
The mystery Fap theatre 3000
Schindlers Fap
2001: a fap odyssey
Fap the dragon
The french fap
King Fap
Raging Fap
Fapping Private Ryan
Fapping in the rain
Snow white Faps the seven dwarfs

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monkeywright wrote:

I will take the tape off if you promise not to scream.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 09:34

#136

Freemena

Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 02/27/2010

Fap on, fap off, the Fapper!

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Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 16:47

#137

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

Tranfapstantiat
Stranger Fap
Fap of Touch
Fap are Oblivion
Stay Fap

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 16:49

#138

brandon.tietz

enemigo de arco

From: #2 Pershing Sq.

Joined: 05/31/2009

PGoutis01 wrote:

Tranfapstantiat
Stranger Fap
Fap of Touch
Fap are Oblivion
Stay Fap

^^heh...nice.

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 17:50

#139

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

Nineteen Fapty-Four
The Fap Traveler's Wife
Fap My Dad Says
The Golden Fapass (Unintended lolz)
The Subtle Fap
The Amber Fapglass
Blind Fap, Sleeping Woman
American Faps
Faperwhere
Confessions of an Economic Fap Man
The Power of Fapel: A Natural History of Fap

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 18:34

#140

brandon.tietz

enemigo de arco

From: #2 Pershing Sq.

Joined: 05/31/2009

Precious: based on the novel "Push" by Faphire
Fap: Legacy
Bill & Ted's Excellent Fapventure
The Punisher: Fap Zone
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Faps
Superfap Returns
The House of Sand and Fap
Dude, Where's My Fap?

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 21:28

#141

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

AYN RAND EDITION:

Atlas Fapped
The Fappinghead
Fap of January 16th
We the Fapping
Fapthem
Fap Letters
You Fapped Along
The Unfapped
Three Faps

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 21:29

#142

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

Je parle fapçais.
Fapchen Sie Deutche?

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 21:34

#143

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

Voulez-vous fapcher avec moi ce soir?

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 21:35

#144

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

Et tu, Fap?

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 21:48

#145

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

From Current Users (that I know):

vigorfap puppy
Freefapa,
mirfapa,
subby faps,
PFapis01,
brandon.fapz,
Fapfy,
Fappan,
Faprm23,
FapBrazi,
Faperva,
ScubaFap1729,
FappityMcFapy,
rosiefapjumper,
wickerfap,
ScribblingFap,
Fapo

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 21:50

#146

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

Mine is also a statement!

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Tue, 04/26/2011 - 22:14

#147

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

Fapo.

LOOOOOOL!

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 22:20

#148

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

Fap you Pete!

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 22:20

#149

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

This never gets old and always is funny.

I'm gonna send The Cult stroking out when I finally get this fapping/mid-ejaculation shot. It's proving to be tricky. Maybe if I film it and take a screenshot?

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Tuffy wrote:

If I'm fucking you, it's because I want to merge my soul with yours; regain, however briefly, the divine unity that was lost when we descended from glory and manifested into these clumsy flawed sexes.

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 22:29

#150

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:

Fap you Pete!

You must not have been logged in! I copied it from the bottom of the screen!

_eNdLeSs_FaP_

And yours is awesome!

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.