My GF caught me fapping, and liked it!
I walked up the stairs to her bedroom and thought i smelled something strange...
This is absolutely the funniest part of this whole damn story.
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Fapping.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
He called me yesterday to tell me he's getting a sub-dermal implant. A spiral, on his chest.
Jane: Who's doing it? Like what shop?
Zach: I don't know the guy's name. But his piercing name is Bazooks.
Omg.
There is hope, but not for us.
You're irl friends with this fapping guy?
Ah-Doiyyyy!
*fap*
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
polish the putor
shake Ben franklin
Spank the monkey
and good ol' "Han Solo"
I wanted to find that time me, Minerva and Damien named movie titles, replacing one of the words with "fap". It was all like, The Godfapper, Goodfappas, To Live and Fap in L.A., Someone to Fap Over me, Good Will Fapping. It went on for like 12 pages.
Ahahahaha!
"smack little johnny behind the ears."
Fap lift us up where we belong...
Faploitaion films:
Fap Belt Jones
Fap Caesar
Fap Dynamite
Fap Samson
Fapula
Boss Fapper
Faptown
The Candy Fap Man
Fap Wash
A Fap of Mind
Cleopatra Fap
Cleopatra Fap and the Fap of Gold
Fappy
Come Fap, Charleston Blue
Fap Breeze
The Fap World
Fapskin
Fapping Comes to Harlem
Cornbread, Earl and Fapping
Faptown Strutters
Fap Journey
Detroit Fap
Disco Fap
Fapemite
Fapemite II: Human Tornado
Dr. Black, Mr. Fap
Ebony, Ivory & Fapping
The Fapping of Sonny Carson
Fap, Uncle Tom
Five on the Fap Hand Side
Fap Style
Faptrap
Fapy Brown
Ganja & Fapping
Get Christie Fap!
G.I. Fap
Gordon's Fap
The Faphopper
Greased Fapping
The Great White Fap
The Great Fap Hype
Fap Up in Harlem
Fap Potato
The Fap on Skull Mountain
Fappers In Revolt
I Fapped From Devil's Island
If He Hollers, Let Him Fap
I'm Gonna Fap You Sucka
Fap Your Face (aka Abar, the First Black Superman)
Fap Turkey
Lady Faps the Blues
The Fap Dragon
The Fap Fight
Fapbelly
The Legend of Fapper Charley
Live And Let Fap
Let's Fap It Again
Fapdingo
The Fap Hu$tle
One Down, Two to Fap
Original Fapstas
Othello, the Fap Commando
Putney Fap
Fapitentiary
Fapitentiary II
Fapitentiary 3
Petey Fapstraw
A Fap of the Action
The Return of Superfap
Fap On!
Fap Sisters
Scream, Fapula, Scream
Fap
Fap's Big Score
Fap in Africa
Shorty The Fap
Fapper's Big Rip-Off
The Soul of Fapper Charley
Fap Patrol
Fap Plane
Fap Soldier
The Fapper Who Sat By The Door
The Story of a Three-Day Fap
Sugar Fap
Super Fap Brother
Super Fap
Superfap T.N.T.
Sweet Jesus, Fapperman
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Fap
T.N.T. Fapson
Take a Hard Fap
Take Another Hard Fap aka Kid Vengeance
That Man Fap
They Call Me MISTER Fap!
...fap...fap...fap...
The Fap with Two Heads
Thomasine and Faprod
Fap the Hard Way
Trouble Fap
Fap Turner
Fap Tight
Uptown Saturday Fap
Undercover Fapper
Fapiyaz
Fap Smooth
Welcome Home, Brother Fap
Which Way Is Fap?
Zebra Fapper
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Chitty Chitty Fap Fap
Now git to it, you crazy kids!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Zoofapper
How have I never fapped in this thread before?
Latin movies
Fap and Deliver
American Fap
Fap For the Barrio
Fap In, Fap Out(Bound by Fapping)
My Crazy Fap
Chicano Fap
Zoot Fap
Once Upon a Fap in the Hood
Border Fapz
Faps of Ghost Town
Mi Fapilia
Y Tu Mama Fapien!
A Fap in the Clouds
Fap Bamba
Carlito's Fap
GirlFap
Quinceanfapera
Where in the Fap is Carmen Fapdiego.
Did anyone do Fapdog Millionaire recently?
Terrible Dance movies:
Save the Last Fap
CenterFap
Fap Up
You've Been Fapped
Dirty Fapping: Havana Nights
Game show edition:
- The Fap Is Right
- Fap of Fortune
- Jeofapdy
- Family Fap
- Fap That Tune
Reality Shows:
The Amazing Fap
Jersey Fap
Real Housefaps of Orange Sploosh
Queer fap for a straight guy
Surfapor
Jon and Kate Plus Fap
18 and Fapping (the duggar family)
The Biggest Fapper
The Fap World
Road Faps
Fapple OR Fapintosh
Hewlett Fapard
Gatefap
IBF
ap
Microfap OR Faprosoft
Faptorola
Faptel
Texas Instrufaps
Siemens
Judge shows:
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
ahahahahaha
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
Judge Fap
You forgot The People's Fap with Judge Marilyn
A noob needing a fapping lesson. I thought - I'd bump this and show that we are can be welcoming when we want.
no
fapowski, Pete?
haha - with his best sellers:
- Fap Office
- Fap on Rye
- Fap.to.tum
- Women
- Fappywood (or is it Hollyfap?)
- Fap Office
- Fap on Rye
- Fap.to.tum
- Women
- Fappywood (or is it Hollyfap?)
thought i'd leave it up to you.
but don't forget: The Most Beautiful Fap in Town & Notes of a Dity Old Fap.
Ahem.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Gesundheit.
Dr. Fap little....
is it fap time of the year again?
I'm fapping useless when it comes to these puns
Yes. Yes it is.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I read that and then my brain stopped.
When girls fap it's called flapping.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I think you win!!
Wasn't this Jane's friend who snorted glue or something?
I wish I had a girlfriend to catch me fapping. In my imagination, she catches me and then it's a buckwild rompfest after that.
I'm very imaginative.
My ex liked to watch, Well it would start with her watching then she would get all worked up. Then one thing would lead to another.
Strange girl, couldn't cook for shit.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I find it fascinating. and strangely sexy.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Now that I think about it, I know quite a few girls who find it sexy. So maybe jerking off doesn't mean your lonely, maybe you are just working on your foreplay skills?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
couldn't cool for shit.
wassat mean?
I fixed it but cook. Couldn't even make a decent sandwich. Then would bitch about the food I would make.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Ah, I thought it was some sort of NW slang for chilling or something. But yeah, I don't like people who complain about simple stuff like that when they can't do it themselves.
What happened to that kid???
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