Multi-Million Dollar Idea, Yours Free
I came up with the greatest idea ever, I know I won't do anything with it, so you can have it.
Two words:
Man Pads
So you know when you take a pee, you try to wiggle the last little bit out, but it just won't come, so you assume everything came out. Then you take two steps and a tiny big wet spot on your pants; no big deal, right?
Of course it is, because you would market your product to make men hyper sensitive to this "problem" to the extent where buying high absorbency undergarments (preferably disposable) will seem sensible.
Imagine this ad, a man is drinking fancy liquor with a few beautiful women, he takes a pee, walks out the bathroom door, and immediately one of the beautiful ladies points at the light 1 cm squared wet spot around his growing and laughs. Soon he is shunned by all the women in the room, he begins to cry.
Has you can see, I am now protectored!
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
How about some sort of funnel/tube device for women that lets them easily pee in urinals?
http://www.campingsurvival.com/shmoplfuforw.html
That would be the she-wee
Also, you shouldn't get a wet spot on your pants unless you either REALLY didn't shake things out, or you're going commando.
Not necessarily. Sometimes while I'm walking away, a whole tiny squirt comes out. But that's normal, right?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
perfectly normal, and usually socially unnoticed but not anymore!
I was in a bar one night and this douche was on a date. He was wearing beige pants and I waited till he had to pee. I was washing my hands and sprayed water right on his crotch. His date didnt go too well after that. The same guy earlier in the night asked me to draw a shamrock on his Guiness and I drew a cock and balls for him and a heart for his chick.
http://www.campingsurvival.com/shmoplfuforw.html
That would be the she-wee
This is genius!
labelleza wrote:
This is what I thought Pete said.
I'm going to assume you're talking dirty to me because I'm the Book Club god.
I knew a guy who had such a problem with getting the whole patch thing that he actually started going commando so he would have to make sure he sorted himself out properly in the toilet.
"If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man." - Tom Waits
http://www.campingsurvival.com/shmoplfuforw.html
That would be the she-wee
Also, you shouldn't get a wet spot on your pants unless you either REALLY didn't shake things out, or you're going commando.
Are you kidding me? I thought of this 10 years ago! I should have made it. Sigh.
you have the best bathroom stories!
my sig is still my favorite one though.
You are all idiots.
Why do you think we want to pee like you????
I would never... Never, use one of those dumb gross things.
When there is no toilet... Squating is fine.
Try it sometime.
Oh, wait... you don't want to pee like us either????? Strange.
Why do you think we want to pee like you????
I would never... Never, use one of those dumb gross things.
When there is no toilet... Squating is fine.
Try it sometime.
Oh, wait... you don't want to pee like us either????? Strange.
They make a rubber one for boating. SOoo say your out on the lake witth no bathroom or toilet on the boat. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO SQUAT THEN!?!?!?
How about a device that, when after a night of heavy drinking, alerts one as to whether or not he should push when feeling the urge to fart? That my friends, is MONEY, in the college market.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
I would pay some money for that shit!
she wee is old hat, cardboard diposable ones are readily available for girls at T in the Park/Glastonbury. they also have squatting areas for the girls.
Variety is the spice of life. Buy the ticket take the ride!
Imagine this ad, a man is drinking fancy liquor with a few beautiful women, he takes a pee, walks out the bathroom door, and immediately one of the beautiful ladies points at the light 1 cm squared wet spot around his growing and laughs. Soon he is shunned by all the women in the room, he begins to cry.
SNL mocked up a TV ad way back when (70's?) for Stayfree Peenie Pads. Couldn't find it on youtube, but I remember it being eerily similar to this scenario.
would anybody tell me if i was gettin'... stupider?
Jesus. I dreamed about Tell-Tale Darkspot last night!
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729