Minty Vajayjay? WTF?
I think this is the worst idea ever.
Linger
Dear Linger,
How many levels is your product wrong on? Oh, let me count the ways.
1) Some people like the way vagina tastes all on its own. And if you’re down there, it’s pretty much by choice.
2)Your mints contain sugar. I don’t know if you actually talked to anyone who owns a vagina, but putting sugar into a vagina is the very best way in the entire world to make sure you have the worst yeast infection in the history of bread-making.
3)I don’t want a mint in my mouth that lasts for 45 minutes, that’s why everyone crunches up lifesavers instead of waiting until they dissolve. Why would I want my vagina to be minty for an hour?
4)I can get ten times the sensation at 1/3 the cost with SUGAR FREE mentholated cough drops.
Furthermore, products like douche, ‘personal sprays’, and yours increase the amount of insecurity that women have regarding their own bodies’ scents and natural function. Way to keep it douchey.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
I remember when I first came here, Frank posted a great pictureof that guy from that old sitcom who always said "Dy-no-mite!" with the word "Vajayjay!" underneath. It was really funny and I wish I could find it again.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Hall's Mentholyptus!
Okay. She lays down a good case. I wouldn't want to be lapping up a Minty fresh va-jay-jay anyway. I like the way it tastes, as long as it has been washed, I'm good.
Yo, six! Dick shampoo? Really?
Which is bad, because?
Okay, so we wee and ejaculate out of the same hole. That's kind of freaky. But the rest is just skin and as long as the appropriate personal hygiene measures are taken I don't see that it would be anymore or less smelly than say an arm.
I normally like the taste/smell of vagina.
Just stay away from the ones that smell like shit.
Or worse, cheese.
Okay, so we wee and ejaculate out of the same hole. That's kind of freaky. But the rest is just skin and as long as the appropriate personal hygiene measures are taken I don't see that it would be anymore or less smelly than say an arm.
Emphasis on "appropriate personal hygiene measures." EMPHASIS ON.
There is hope, but not for us.
Wash your dick for sure, and more importantly, wash your taint.
Thank you.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
So they don't have this product for asses yet?
I think you can just stick an Akla-Seltzer up there and it'll do in a pinch. Might tickle a little.
Or shove one of those urinal cakes up there.
That is disgusting and you're a very sick boy, Jacko.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
That's a bit rich coming from someone who I've shoved multiple urinal cakes into while they're asleep.
did you make Pac-Man noises like when he eats the power pellet and goes after the ghosts?
Whenever I put an extra big one in, I have to run and hide for a while. The tables are turned.
ha ha ha snort ha!
Are we REALLY talking about shoving things up my ass?
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Seems like it.
I don't even have an asshole! You people are crazy.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN SHOVING THE CAKES?
You might want to check below the waist. There's a hole somewhere. And I've definitely been shoving things in it.
This thread made me laugh heartily.
I dissolve my lifesavers! Who's this broad think she is?!