Men/Women

No way am I going first on this one.

I went first.. silly pants

girls

love: arms and legs

hate: bad make-up

boys

love: penises

hate: whining

that was really easy.

women: I like their boobs and bagina
men: I don't like anything about men.

Speaking of emails forwards about women speak

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to Nothing)

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. ( I want to add in a clause here- This is true, unless she says Thanks a Lot , that is Pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do NOT say "you're welcome". that will bring on a whatever

Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*ck YOU!

Don't Worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a women has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "Whats Wrong?" For the woman's response refer to "Nothing".

Those are so lame.. I dont do any of that stuff.. that stuff actually pisses me off when I am around people that do it.

I secretly regret posting this thread..

Cause now I think is lame

it has the potential to get better.......

But it's obvious you're not like other woman, you have a uniqueness to you. I'm sure when you walk by women they say bitch out of jealousy because you've been blessed with gifts that other women can only dream about.

I like men who take charge..
I like men who smell good
I like men who pee standing up ( Why would you pee sitting down unless its first thing in the morning)
I like men who take care of their bodies
I like men. not boys

I dont like men who are loud
I dont like men who have long long long hair, get a fucking haircut hippie
I dont like men who wear shirts with cut off sleeves out in public

I like women who are not skanks
I like women who know their place.. (the kitchen)
I like women who are educated

I dont like women who are lazy
I dont like women who dont have jobs, or go to school, and dont clean the house
I dont like women who dont have self esteem and blame it on men.. (as Kat Williams said, BITCH ITS SELF ESTEEM its the Steem of your mother fucking self)

I love funny women, genuinely funny women, not women that are sort a funny but you'll laugh loud at there weak jokes because they are super hot.

I want a woman that can take care of herself but will let her guard down and let me take care of her.

I need a woman that isn't afraid to cuss me out when I deserve it as long as the anger comes from a place of genuine love and passion not spite and misery.

I don't want a woman that says take me here or take me there, I'm gonna take you where I think we should go and most of the time you're gonna have a fantastic time.

You created the thread, so it dont count.

Otherwise, no way am I going second here.

The thing I hate about guys and girls is the same. When people have the ability to make their situation better or at least attempt things to make it better, but don't.

I hate when people make excuses to stay upset. I hate pity parties. I hate pessimism.

That being said, I like when people make me laugh and smile.

I like women that display and outward bitch persona, it shows she's picky and won't settle for any man. Girls that make me work to break down the bitch and find the inner goddess.

I hate men and women who stay in relationships when they are miserable.. the world is filled with people who will fuck you.. go out and get some..

I hate women who take abuse and men who are whipped. Everyday you should be working to make each other better.

My goal when I'm in a relationship, whether it lasts a few years or just a few hours is to leave the person in a better situation than when you found them.

My goal is to keep you on your toes... all the time

Once the luster is gone, I hit the road because I am bored.. so they gotta do the same or go kick rocks

Women want two things Passion and Security, if a man can't provide both the woman will be gone either out the door or mentally check out of the relationship.

Women:
I like a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings
At least two pair
A fendi bag and a bad attitude
Thats all I need to get me in a good mood
She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang
I love it when a woman is scared to do her thing
Standing at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop
Once she gets pumping its hard to make the hottie stop
She likes to dance to the rap jam
She sweet as brown sugar with the candied yams
Honey coated complexion
Using camay
Lets hear it for the girl shes from around the way

Men:
Man should be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Wont you do this for me son,
If you can?

Forget your lust for the rich mans gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

What the hell?

Also, if a man cheats on a woman, you can't just say it's her fault. Men's inability to talk about things and ending up solving problems with their dick is hardly the woman's fault. Other men are just pigs.

What I like about men:
- Men that have strong arms.
- Men that have a sexy smile. [And I definitely don't mean the player-smile. Very unsexy]
- Men that are caring.
- Men that are FUNNY. So important.

Don't like about men:
- If they need to be the center of attention all the time.
- If they're loud or rude.
- If they try to impress their friends by doing dumbass stuff.

What I like about women:
- If they're smart.
- If they're not solely focused on looks

What I don't like about women:
- Bimboness, uuuugh.

Women

Hate: the toilet seat argument. But I try to be a gentleman. So for spite I put the seat AND lid down. I'm making an effort, so I'm not "too lazy to put the seat down." I've also never had a girl piss in the middle of the night all over the bathroom floor because they didn't realize the lid was down.

Love: the portrayal of women in French films.

Men

Hate: testosterone.

Love: the contributions to the gender by Charlie Kaufman, Larry David, Woody Allen, and Charles Bukowski.

This is incredibly fair and wholesome.

cuntsteen wrote:

I wasn't aware that you're still stuck in the '50s or whenever those pictures were taken.

Dan> Is that a good thing?

Well this is certainly helping breaking down the gender barriers.

There's a difference between "I'm a rocker!" long hair on guys and "I'm a level 84 gnomish wizard!" long hair on guys.

I like:

Men who can make me laugh
Men who I can easily frustrate
Men who I can easily agitate
men who I can easily get wound up
Men who detest everyone but think I'm cool
Men who are bigger than me
Men who are messy
Men who wear the same shit a couple days in a row
Men who pass out anywhere
Men who like to eat
Men who think my social awkwardness is retarded
Men who wave bye when you leave
Men who hate their job
Men who hate other men

Women who aren't obsessed with other women
Women who can't hide their passion
Women with bad teeth who smile anyways
Women with anxiety tics
Women who wear crazy shit and don't care
Women who delightfully chat up random service employees
Women with a plan
Women who are earnest
Women who create
Women who laugh, and often
Women who detest mean people
Women who are brilliant
Women who give a shit

Don't like:

At the end of the day, what I can't stand in people, regardless of gender, is when they don't have the patience to seek beyond the surface in people, and don't realize that when you find and unlock the best parts of someone who may be detestable, it enriches your life just as much as it does theirs...

I truly believe that most people in this world are assholes because nobody ever assumed they were anything but...give people a chance, and they will ALWAYS surprise you...

With that being said, I still like women who detest mean people

are there many women that love mean people?

You have no idea...

ahh the whole "bad boy" thing, gotcha.

Yeah. This.

(:

i love this thread.

i also think i may somehow in a twisted, halloween and paganism all year round sort of way, be living in those pictures up there. i mean by technicality.

because listen: 1)i quit my outside jobs, and i stay home and take care of the kid.
2)i have a clothesline.
3)i wear skirts most of the time - more in the sundress
bohemian barefoot with t-shirts kind of way, but still
skirts
4)my husband is the sole monetary provider, and what's more, he
works at a nuclear power plant!!!

so like if you re-dreamed the 50's, threw in some zombies and Tim Burton, and put it out in the sticks, then i'm there.

i think i'm gonna copy that picture and redo them. PERHAPS AS A ZOMBIE!!! but i might get eric to be in the bed-making one cause he does it nice, and i suck at it.

oh but back to the thread:

i like women that don't normally identify with other women.
i don't like women whose main focus is 'snagging that perfect man'.

i like men that like atypical women, not only as friends but as legitimate mates.
i don't like men who keep atypical women as 'guy' friends, but want to date desperate Barbie types.

Last night three girls came to my best friend's apartment when we were eating dinner. They all had dyed hair, sundresses, fake tans, long nails, very nice cell phones. One of them had hot pink high heels on, which I complimented, and she told me her mother said made her look like a hooker (I genuninely liked them, however.)Another one of them flashed her underwear at the assembly every time she shifted her legs. Maybe five times. Her underwear were bright yellow.

They all sat next to me in a row on the couch, me wearing jeans and a black t-shirt, my hair nearly down to my waist again, eating fettuccine and declining offers of Miller Lites.

I didn't hate them, nor did I love them. But it was just weird. Sometimes I feel like not completely a girl. Like a subspecies of girl.

Fake tans are just.. horrible. I feel bad for girls that look like carrots, but have no clue that they do.

I'm pretty sure men and women are as confused as each other when it comes to what they like and don't like. I tend to think I'm not the type to date X-type of girl, and then I end up doing it and surprising myself. So I won't make a list.

Fake tans, though; I don't understand how that stuff makes you orange. Can't they make a fake tan product that makes you brown instead?

It does make you brown, for some girls, just like...WRONG brown. You look like furniture instead of a human being.

Oh. this just hit me.

I hate waiting hours for women to get ready to go to the grocery store. I'm awake and out the door in ten minutes by myself. I love to shop too, but again, it takes me ten minutes to determine whether or not there's anything I'm interested in purchasing, while the lady friends take so long.

That being said, I LOVE women who don't wear make-up. Natural is always beautiful. Women really do get there beauty sleep each night. There's something about the way they glow naturally in the morning. Don't hide it, ladies. You're beautiful.

like: wit

dislike: cling

unisex^
the end.

Men

I like men who listen
I like men who are quiet (but not down-trodden by others)
I like men who can sing (my boyfriend's voice makes me melt)
I like men who have a sense of humour
I like well-mannered and clean men

I don't like men who tell their girlfriend's what to dress (i've never had this thankfully)
I don't like men who raise their voice in public all the time
I don't like men that talk about themselves all the time
I don't like men who play their shitty rap music at full volume in public places
I don't like men that glamorise thug culture
I don't like men who wear visible labels

women

I like smart, independent women who aren't reliant on men (i.e girls that have to have a boyfriend all the time)
I like women who have their own style
I like seeing women lawyers kicking ass in the courtroom... although I've only seen it once, at the Old Bailey

I hate women that play-dumb because they think it's cute. It's not!
I hate chav gangs of young women who bully other women
I hate young girls that whore themselves out on myspace and facebook photos
I think it's ugly when women wear rings on almost every finger.

I love a woman who takes time on her outer appearance, has good hair and keeps her body in shape.

I appreciate a woman that spends an hour in the bathroom before we go out, I see it as she wants to look good on my arm.

That being said if she can't talk intelligently we won’t last a minute.

missing the 't but it's funnier that way.

I catch typos before they're typos!

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond, who knows whats best. She has shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes. I want a girl with the right allocation, who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. Playing with her jewelry, putting up her hair, touring the facility and picking up slack. I want a girl who gets up early, who stays up late. I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity who uses a machete to cut through red tape. She has fingernails that shine like justice and a voice that is dark like tinted glass. Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack, she's touring the facility and picking up slack.

Men:
Johnny Unitas. Now, there's a haircut you could set your watch to!

but they're freaks - this is freakish, unnatural behavior. it's downright bizarre to orange yourself and care what your phone looks like, and to make sure your underwear are appropriate for flashing.
they should be put behind glass and studied - and once in a while poked through the eyesocket, just to see if it helps.

I can't stand long hair. It just seems so dirty and gross.