Menage a Trois Culties
Irina we'll be our Venus
Noah will be Zephyr and I will be Chloris
And we will end the night rolling in a pile of filthy rich pussies
Sweet jesus...Why do you taunt me with such fantasies.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Because I am a nymph
And I am a wind god? What are you trying to say?
He is a wind god right?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
With paint and whiskey flowing as wild as mermaid hair underwater
The west wind more specifically.
Me and Irina will be mirror images in another space and time 
My dream porn:
Take the term "sexual adventure" to the extreme.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
And we will dance through Lib's dream gracefully
And we'll indulge in all the gluten
Yup im in
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute!
I want some Wicked Fries.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Are you guys having sex in here?
Hopefully soon
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Wooo, I approve of this thread. I approve of all the pictures, I approve of Black Acres, etc. Wait till I am really awake to post more.
We will be VS angels and I'll be wearing this
or this, because I'm pure and innocent
or this because I'm also feisty
Also someone better bring me a (pea)cock.
We'll go through forests
to pick berries lightbulbs for the house
we'll go to the sea, because I was born from sea foam
Snowing outside, so hot inside
This adventure needs more music
I wish you could all see me shake my booty on this one
Damn Amber! I like The Emancipation and I know the song they got the sample from.
If you want to seduce me, go for this.
God damn, I am on my period and already super horny, now this makes it even worse.
I'm getting a plain ticket.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Uh, uh, what does this button do?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
No one invited you anyway. 
No one invited me either but I am enjoying my self. 
This is the best thread!
and...
I'd like to be a dryad, though. Spirit of the woods.
lookee, the cult has it´s own tumblr now.
Spirit of the WOOD! ;D
What in the devil's handbag is going on in here?
I'm getting a plain ticket.
Just a regular one?
Hahaha.
This is weird even for The Cult, keep it to private messaging you randy perverts.
Spirit of the WOOD! ;D
Heey don't you spoil my childhood dreams with perversity! I wanted to be a dryad ever since I read the Chronicles of Narnia.
Then I'll clarify by saying that I meant wood in the way that you can actually say that in English and it's grammatically correct.
Spirit of the WOOD! ;D
Heey don't you spoil my childhood dreams with perversity! I wanted to be a dryad ever since I read the Chronicles of Narnia.
yep.
And did you notice my Christmas avatar is a Narnia scene?
OF COURSE I DID!
THis ispired some strange dreams last night. Thanks Jazz and Irina. I drunkenly demanded everyone listen to that song you posted on my wall.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I will drunkenly take questions in my question thread.
Are you guys still having sex in here?
I didn't have no sex.
I was only ever setting ambiance.
Ya I havnt been laid yet. Moods all set it seems
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Spirit of the WOOD! ;D
Heey don't you spoil my childhood dreams with perversity! I wanted to be a dryad ever since I read the Chronicles of Narnia.
yep.
And did you notice my Christmas avatar is a Narnia scene?
I knew that looked familiar!!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
^Don't ever make that face again.
This song will be playing in the background