maury povich is the shit.
that is all.
i've started 2 threads today and they both suck.
back to maury. it's a paternity test show. they are the best.
the last couple on maury today were such trailer trash. the mom ends up laughing in their faces cause theyre bnoth the fathers of the childrens. stupid bitch lol
next on maury . . .
trailer trash bake off!
who makes the best wonderbread canned asparagus rollups?
whose ham salad rivals tuffy's?
who can make spam sing in the frying pan?
tune in.
I have no idea who whoever-that-is ... er... is.
you haven't been able to discern that he has a talk show? do they not have these programs in au? if not, my lad, you've stumbled on a GOLD MINE! let's take this off line. my greed knows no bounds!
no way, dude, it's all about jerry springer.
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ok, some of the topics are better suited for jerry springer, but maury's got charazzma! the white trash bake off would definitely fly. who would you believe judging on amy ann's jello terrine? or betty sue ellen's son aaron lee forrest's twinkie terra mi sue?
he could buy a really excellent mask. shame on you , gucci.
did you vote yourself a tool?
bueno bueno ciao!
jerry springer is the bomb. nothing like flying chairs, white trash bitchfights and trailer trash exploits interspersed with commercials that communicate clearly that the audience is presumed to be undereducated, undermployed, shiftless losers who may or may not need a lawyer soon. goddamn, now THAT'S television. i mean, if you're going to do something, do it all the way. jerry springer doesn't pull any cheesy punches.
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that's because he's the icon of cheese!
jenny jones is a whore. all her guests are either really black thug style who sya nothing but "yall be haters" (5 times ina row) or "shut the fuck up" (also 5 times in a row) or white people who think theyre black and repeat everything 7 times in a row
i fucking forgot jenny one breast jones. shame on me!
jerry springer is painful to watch most of the time...maury is just good ol' fashioned fun!
but it's a good kind of pain.
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it's the kind of pain that makes me good about being me and not one of those poor slobs who find out they're girlfriend is a man.
how can you not know? i mean, seriously...
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post op trannies exist insom. *shudders*
right but...i don't know. maybe i have better tranny-dar. but seriously...if you're not sure for some reason, bring her around some of your female friends. women always know.
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next on maury . . .
post-operative transexual men and women are confronted by the ex-lovers. be sure to tune into the surprise ending!