matchmaker
i'll let you all into a little secret, a secret i happen to know because my father manufactured women's clothing for more the 25 years. sizes are completely arbitrary, try this on, oh i'm a 10; try this one on for size, it's an 8!?! wait a minute i'll just grab this and try this one, wait a minute, I can't fit into the 8, the 10 or the 14! jesus. i am such a freak. let's face it standardizing sizes for women is practically impossible, given a woman's body type and apparent charms, so each designer uses a different sizing system, partly to advertise, partly to offer guidance to their consumers, partly to keep scertain consumers away, but never should you fall into the trap of believing that the size you wear is the size you truly are. the tape measure, ladies, as i am sure you all know, never lies.
men, fortunatley, do not have this trouble. mostly, that is.
We worry about condoms.
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
lol. I had a boyfriend that called me "agua" as an endearment. (Thats spanish for water for anyone that doesn't speak Spanish, not even restaurant Spanish)
I don't know how it came to this Moe. but sweetie you are making it more confusing. There IS a rumour thread!
you read correctly into my "mostly" reference. good lad.
frimfram, what's the secret? we're women, we buy clothes...we know that sizes are arbitrary. we can see that jcrew is for tall, lanky women...we know lane bryant is for the more voluptuous members of our gender...i know my ass looks bad in certain jeans. it's something we've already come to grips with, as evidenced in the previous posts. i thought you were going to let us in on some kind of industry hush-hush...you let me down.
Arbitrary. Hmmm.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
exactly. and when i get home, the leprechaun tells me to burn things.
Thief.
Do the voices in your head ever disagree with the leprechaun?
no, just with the klop-ster.
So, let me get this straight...
there's voices in your head, and on either shoulder there's a leprechaun or a mini version of klopster?
ha! wouldn't that suck? but i want to know, who would have the wings and harp?
p.s. i liked the "fire in the hole" avatar better 
Me! I could have the wings and the harp.
You don't like my red eyes?
it's not that i don't *like* them, it's that i like the other one better.
and what kind of direction would my life take if you were my angel? the wrong one, i'm sure
*deeply saddened that the secret wasn't so much a secret as he thought* but, girl, you've got the design houses dead to rights.
fram, i'm sick like that. actually, you don't even know the 1/2 of it. sick, i tell ya.
i believe you, moe. i really do. anyone who knows about the alley outside of the chicken lounge, or has been to the sterling, well, what can i say?
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]Wahhh wahh wahh, the k-man is just to fuckin cool for you, bitch. You heard me. Coolness drips from my extremeties and leaves a glowing, singing trail all over the fuckin scene, baby. If you can't handle the heat, bend over. I hired a negro boy to mop up the puddles up and collect them in small brown glass bottles. I call it "Kl0ptimum" and sell it for $45 a bottle. And we got cool cats like Nick Cage and Winona Ryder buying this shit up. Harvey Keitel rubs it on his nipples before shooting. Coolio used it to get those flamin cool dreads.
Willytupster, my man, I don't mean no disrespect, but you gotta put the women in their place, ya dig?
They call me Bootlicker down in 'Bama. That's your cue. [/B][/QUOTE]
What the hell?! Seriously! I shall sic the tupper on you and there will be an ass-kicking!
There is hope, but not for us.
"disx, i hope you are quoting pee wee...and not a get up kids song...
otherwise, this contrived internet relationship is over!"
I don't even know what I was quoting. I don't think it's the get up kids... I hope it's not. Someone else used it a year or two ago on some other message board, and he was cool and not a get-up kids listening to kind of guy, I don't think. So I have no idea where it came from.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]me and wes and rents.
where has the rent boy been, though, anyway? [/B][/QUOTE]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Kitty AND Wes all in one sexy little package.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]What the hell?! Seriously! I shall sic the tupper on you and there will be an ass-kicking! [/B][/QUOTE] Correct.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]I don't know if there is any real difference between old and new kl0pper, except maybe a couple of Ritalin and a keyboard that isn't stuck on caps lock. [/B][/QUOTE] Wahhh wahh wahh, the k-man is just to fuckin cool for you, bitch. You heard me. Coolness drips from my extremeties and leaves a glowing, singing trail all over the fuckin scene, baby. If you can't handle the heat, bend over. I hired a negro boy to mop up the puddles up and collect them in small brown glass bottles. I call it "Kl0ptimum" and sell it for $45 a bottle. And we got cool cats like Nick Cage and Winona Ryder buying this shit up. Harvey Keitel rubs it on his nipples before shooting. Coolio used it to get those flamin cool dreads.
Willytupster, my man, I don't mean no disrespect, but you gotta put the women in their place, ya dig?
They call me Bootlicker down in 'Bama. That's your cue.