matchmaker
Which is bad.
Especially, being thin myself, having a skinny girlfriend is a painful experience.
Literally.
My friends are all sticks, but there's no strings attached...funny how I was the one with the Eating disorder.Oh well.
Well, I'd probably take you over your friends then, SW.
the quote unquote fat girls always have the eating problems, snowwhite. Why would the thin ones bother.
Rohan: ewww.
There is hope, but not for us.
Ewww?
I don't know. I'm juvenile.
Everyone's going to be really pissed when they come back tomorrow and find out that we singlehandedly turned five threads into chat rooms. Tee hee.
There is hope, but not for us.
Who cares? It'll be better during the week anyway, as I'll be out doing stuff rather than being couped up in a bloody office for 36 hours of the weekend.
What do you mean, better during the week? When does your schedule change, anyway?
There is hope, but not for us.
I work weekends. It's a sunday. So I'm about to be free for five days, meaning I get to go places and see people and do things, etc.
You'll paint the town red!
I think my dad is about ready to make me go to bed. Ok, hate to leave you hangig like this, but goodnight. Stupid parents....
There is hope, but not for us.
No worries. See ya.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]And there no longer seems to be the average weight...
But if there was at my school, it'd be a US size 6.Man, life sucks. [/B][/QUOTE]
:eek: dude what is that, like a UK size 4?
yeh i've got the most suck-ass figure ever. GiGANTiC ASS and TWO (yes you read that right) 2 pairs of hips.
haha see how wes + 2pk love me now lol
c'mon girls lets beat ourselves up about our figures even more! (that wasn't meant to be sarcastic or mean btw)
They'll delude themselves that either a) you're lying or 
like many females in our society, you believe you are much heavier than you really are.
don't forget the sense of humor, man. sense of humor goes a long way, especially when your a wheelchair bound latent homosexual who wants a woman's body.
*blinks*
Ok.
Framstedt. I like this trend of you becoming more and more of a ficticious-sounding character. It adds dimension to the board.
There is hope, but not for us.
Personally I'm quite fond of myself.
-=pets himself=-
Uhh...I still don't have a fuckbuddy guys.
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my life is a fiction, jane s., a deliberate ruse to fool everyone including myself that i do not exist. if only my creditors bought that story about being detained in tangiers . . .
LOL. I wish my life was a fiction. Then I could pull a fast one on my mortal enemies (once I get some).
Poor AC, without his fuckbuddy. Whatever shall he do?
There is hope, but not for us.
Hope his hand doesn't claim it has a headache again?
whoo-hoo! i'll take disx. he's got a rockin avatar.
robot puking, you were my first love on this board, there is always a special place for you in my heart.
i just can't choose! (even though i already did a few posts back)
make this thread start being back to its original topic please.
klOper and small_fire have enough bilious energy to actually get on well, i would hazard to guess.
ewww vaginas are weird
you know, i once went to a party in tenth street, this great loft party, thrown by this super hot asian pr flack for philip morris, i mean she was hot, but i digress . . . one of her roomies was an artist whose claim to fame was vagine paper weights, i mean here, there and everywhere around this spectacular apartment are vaginas, covered in gold leaf and the most subtle representation of the mons venus i had ever seen. wouldn't you know that i'd end up hitting on a lesbian couple . . . now that was funny, especially when i called for a date and girl 1 answers and hands me over to girl 2. whoa, i'm thinking roommates who already have a low impression of framstedt,shit. no, it turns out they both enjoyed meeting me but are happily a sapphic couple living in sin. wow. this city. i love it, for all the debauchery and grandeur, i adore it.
If they were men, they'd have buttholes all over their apartment.
Aw, kl0pper, please...
::klops him::
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or, there beer taps would be penises of varying girths and lengths.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]:eek: dude what is that, like a UK size 4?
yeh i've got the most suck-ass figure ever. GiGANTiC ASS and TWO (yes you read that right) 2 pairs of hips.
haha see how wes + 2pk love me now lol
c'mon girls lets beat ourselves up about our figures even more! (that wasn't meant to be sarcastic or mean btw) [/B][/QUOTE]
No, it's a uk size 8. What size are you then? I think I'm the only size twelve in the whole of england I reckon.
It's true what Rohan said, most girls think they are way bigger than they really are. Like my friend's cousin, always bitched about how fat she was. Gah, sure, she wasn't super thin, but she was a good looking girl and apparently she was good enough looking for another friend of mine to have some fun with her.. Haha...
But yeah, most guys like girls with curves, and prefer women with a little meat on them. However, I am a fan of the thin girls, but, you know, good for you girls, I'm ugly anyway and I usually find that my preference for thin girls is unusual. All my friends like curvy chicks. I mean, hey, they're nice, too, but I'm super skinny and I guess I like that in a girl, too, or something.. *shrug*
it's the psychological programming effected by madison avenue advertising and pr agencies, hollywood and other glam businesses that create the popular image of beauty and transcendant feminine wiles. pity us all. *shrugs back a la francaise)
I wear a size 10 on top and a 12 on bottom, but if clothes manufaturers weren't THE gay, then i'd be a 9 on top and an 11 on bottom - the worst way to be!
i gotta ghetto booty and the hips to go with em haha
SnowWhite honey noway are you the only size 12 in england. to start with i am, and all my circle of friends are 12-14s
Framstedt is right. And so is Ruby. Clothing manufactureres are the gay, and TOTALLY not in the good way.
There is hope, but not for us.
Homophobia is gay.
Hmmm though.... women are all pretty small down here... even the curvy ones are quite short... My gf is like 5'3 or something, and that makes her about average height, despite how small she seems.
Some girls are shaped like hourglasses... she's an eggtimer.
disx, why do you forsake my love??
please dont push me off onto klopper...i still cant menally separate old and new klopper.
I don't know if there is any real difference between old and new kl0pper, except maybe a couple of Ritalin and a keyboard that isn't stuck on caps lock.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]Odd, you were my grrl until you went away and did, you know. "Productive" things. You had one of those "life" deals, and then it was, you know. All bets were off.
jane saved me from your evil ways. 
If I were to match you with anyone now, it would be with decalogue, but only because he doesn't seem to be here to tell me I'm wrong. Which I'm sure I am. 
[/B][/QUOTE]
Actually, the main reason I'm not around so much anymore is that it seems 7 out of ten times I try to come here, I can't access the site for some odd reason 
Sadly, I'm still not doing much in the prductive arenas...just painting shitty pictures, coming up with insanely detailed conspiracy theories about inconsequential stuff, working on my comedy and trying to avoid the pull of the Kaufmannesque.
(In other words...the same stuff as before, only i haven't been able to post about it BECAUSE THE WEBSITE HATES ME!!!!)
(As for decalogue, hee!! He's more married than you are, silly boy!)
debacle is a verb
rubiness: "i gotta ghetto booty and the hips to go with em haha"
getto booties are sweeeeeeeeeet!! 
kenster like!
Pfft. I'm a loner dottie. A real rebel.
Or something like that. I always fuck up quotes.
you rock, disx
How do female sizes in the US, UK and AU compare?
I think it's something along the lines of a size 8 here is a size 6 in the US, or something like that.
hehe rubiness
Yeh i think the aussie sizings are the same as the UK ones, and the bits after that that you said is right (i thinks)
ps - I'm only 5'2" Rohan so i think i'll be coming to Australia some time soon!
So what would be that-magical-size-that-all-women-want-to-be?
i dated a woman in college who had to make her own clothes for crying out loud because everything was too large for her body. she claimed to be a size 0, even a 2 was big, if that could be believed. does extra-petite exist?
Possibly. Was she asian?
brazillian, actually, and quite androgynous, you know what i mean? no hips or breasts to speak of, but what passion. *excuses himself and rushes to the men's room for a few moments of private . . . ahem, reflection*
::sobbing, he beats the gay::
Homophobia is [i]not[/i] gay!
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disx, i hope you are quoting pee wee...and not a get up kids song...
otherwise, this contrived internet relationship is over!
Women's clothing sizes in the U.S. have been changed. I've been the same size since I was 16 years old. I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 145-150. That used to be a size 10. Several years ago it became a size 8. Now I wear a 6. WTF. How can a 6' tall women wear a 6???
A petite friend of mine used to be a 2 and then a 0. Last time she went to buy jeans at the Gap, 2 years ago, they told her to go to kids Gap because the 0 was too big.
mirkah, you're a tall drink of water, huh? US sizes are fucked up, especially if you compare designers and manufacturers.
but how did we get on the topic of clothing sizes?
anyway, i'd like to start the rumor that small_fire and I are really the same person...because we do/say things so similarly that sometimes, it really scares me.
All my friends are so freaking thin. It pisses me off. It reminds me of Homestar Runner, in Teen Girls Squad, when they introduce the girls, one of them is "the ugly one!" I always go, "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!" but obviously the computer cannot hear me. I mean, I'm not ugly at all, but I hate going around with all of my so-pretty friends. Jerks.
And I associate being thin with being pretty, I just now realized.
There is hope, but not for us.