Male Circumcision?
It just came up in 'The Last Thing You ATE" thread which I found really kind of hilarious!
But, for discussion purposes,I'm curious to know what people think. Personally, I find it barbaric. The foreskin seems to be provided by nature/evolution to protect the head of the penis when it's not needed for ya know.
and I want details.
Yea, you can thank me for this thread.
Yes, I am un-cut. Yes, I am comfortable with that. I, am enlightened.
I will now field questions.
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Makin' babies, of course, but shhh, I'm not sure everyone knows where babies come from. 
Didn't we already have this thread? I'm hungover so I might be thinking it's existed before. Is this real life?
I hate the "natural look". Like I said, I dated an uncircumcised guy, and it never seemed to get as hard, he said that it hurt when I gave him head because he was so sensitive. I asked a couple friends who've dated uncircumcised guys also, and their feedback was similar.
Two things.
I have NEVER been told I'm bad orally. Not once. I love doing that. I think it's almost a bigger turn on for me! I tried having him "coach" me, even, and it was awful.
Second, if you're not completely hard, what the fuck's the point...
Sorry, this was a bit graffic.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
I think we did, and I think I started it, but maybe I'm thinking of my "Does dick size matter" thread.
I'm gonna go way out there; If you're cut, you're not fully a man, since part of your natural junk in missing. What? Blame your parents.
We did! It was Prensa vs. I don't know who else.
Sometimes I like keeping spare pocket change in my foreskin. I'm circumcised, but the hospital let me keep it as a parting gift. I turned it into a coin purse. It only holds a couple dimes. Baby me was slightly less hung than I am now. I'm sure if I was cirumcised now I'd be able to hold a couple of dimes and maybe a penny.
Two things.
I have NEVER been told I'm bad orally. Not once. I love doing that. I think it's almost a bigger turn on for me! I tried having him "coach" me, even, and it was awful.
Second, if you're not completely hard, what the fuck's the point...
Sorry, this was a bit graffic.
Wow. Ok...
1) That guy sounds miserable and his new nick name will be "Lloyd" as in Entourage.
2) I've never complained about too much sensitivity....again, this guy is a douche.
3) If, you're half-limp, I agree, what is the point? But I've only had that problem once and it had nothing to do with extra skin. It had everything to do with my boss on the phone screaming that I was fired if I didn't leave the break room.
4) If I judged all blowjobs on my ex's skills, (like you judging all uncut guys) I would never, EVER want head again. I would hate it soooo much that I would prefer to play golf. Oh, wait. I DO judge all BJ's on my ex's. Either way, I'd rather eat box.
5)Mcripx---- pound it.
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Two things.
I have NEVER been told I'm bad orally. Not once. I love doing that. I think it's almost a bigger turn on for me! I tried having him "coach" me, even, and it was awful.
Second, if you're not completely hard, what the fuck's the point...
Sorry, this was a bit graffic.
Wow. Ok...
1) That guy sounds miserable and his new nick name will be "Lloyd" as in Entourage.
2) I've never complained about too much sensitivity....again, this guy is a douche.
3) If, you're half-limp, I agree, what is the point? But I've only had that problem once and it had nothing to do with extra skin. It had everything to do with my boss on the phone screaming that I was fired if I didn't leave the break room.
4) If I judged all blowjobs on my ex's skills, (like you judging all uncut guys) I would never, EVER want head again. I would hate it soooo much that I would prefer to play golf. Oh, wait. I DO judge all BJ's on my ex's. Either way, I'd rather eat box.
5)Mcripx---- pound it.
Well, that's why I asked other people! I mean, I'm not going to go around looking for another uncircumcised guy to gauge my oral skills on.
His complaint wasn't "you're scraping", or "too much teeth", it was literally, "you're sucking too much", and "it doesn't bend that way" in response to me down "too" far.
Jesus. I dated this kid for like, a month before we slept together, and my first thought was, "Can I get a refund on the last thirty days of my life?"
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Ha! Frank makes the pic! This reminds me of the Three Stooges.
Two things.
I have NEVER been told I'm bad orally. Not once. I love doing that. I think it's almost a bigger turn on for me! I tried having him "coach" me, even, and it was awful.
Second, if you're not completely hard, what the fuck's the point...
Sorry, this was a bit graffic.
Wow. Ok...
1) That guy sounds miserable and his new nick name will be "Lloyd" as in Entourage.
2) I've never complained about too much sensitivity....again, this guy is a douche.
3) If, you're half-limp, I agree, what is the point? But I've only had that problem once and it had nothing to do with extra skin. It had everything to do with my boss on the phone screaming that I was fired if I didn't leave the break room.
4) If I judged all blowjobs on my ex's skills, (like you judging all uncut guys) I would never, EVER want head again. I would hate it soooo much that I would prefer to play golf. Oh, wait. I DO judge all BJ's on my ex's. Either way, I'd rather eat box.
5)Mcripx---- pound it.
Well, that's why I asked other people! I mean, I'm not going to go around looking for another uncircumcised guy to gauge my oral skills on.
His complaint wasn't "you're scraping", or "too much teeth", it was literally, "you're sucking too much", and "it doesn't bend that way" in response to me down "too" far.
Jesus. I dated this kid for like, a month before we slept together, and my first thought was, "Can I get a refund on the last thirty days of my life?"
HAHAHAHAHA! This is why sex is a MUST on the first date.
As for bending the wrong way....Yea, that's happened to me. I'll try to explain this as delicately as possible.
She was bouncing up and down on top. She jumped too high. I came out. She landed on top of "it". Same said "it" bent in what felt like 90 degrees. So painful. SO painful.
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Ha! Frank makes the pic! This reminds me of the Three Stooges.
Who's that on the left?
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I've been with both, and never had a problem, I don't have a preference, either. I just think it's plain wrong to cut off part of a baby's body as a matter of course.
Ha! Frank makes the pic! This reminds me of the Three Stooges.
Who's that on the left?
That's Derek/Barcaboy.
Oh, no shit? I can't wait to picture that face every time he posts now.
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I like the look of tattoos, and I figure that everyone in my culture does too, so I'm just going to tattoo my kid before he's one.
I'm Jewish, I'm just fufilling the commandment.
As for bending the wrong way....Yea, that's happened to me. I'll try to explain this as delicately as possible.
She was bouncing up and down on top. She jumped too high. I came out. She landed on top of "it". Same said "it" bent in what felt like 90 degrees. So painful. SO painful.
Bro, this I understand. Complaining that it's bending the wrong way because it's ::EDIT:: is another fucking thing all together.
I'm going to catch shit for this, I know, but I don't have a problem with sex on the first date. That being said, I don't date people I haven't known for a bit first, but if this makes me whorish, whatever. The reason I took so long to sleep with this guy, is there was quite a big lapse between dates, plus, he was away, then I was away...
My thing is this. I enjoy sex. If you cannot keep up with me or satisfy me, then you need not apply. I am a very giving person in bed, and I'll work with you, but if you're just not good? You're in the friend zone. Honestly, you can be an amazing person, but if we can't connect sexually? I'm sorry, we just can't be a couple.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Haha. I wish he was here regularly. He's a real sweetie. Cool as hell too.
Out of courtesy I'm not quoting that in case you edit if for TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
As for bending the wrong way....Yea, that's happened to me. I'll try to explain this as delicately as possible.
She was bouncing up and down on top. She jumped too high. I came out. She landed on top of "it". Same said "it" bent in what felt like 90 degrees. So painful. SO painful.
Bro, this I understand. Complaining that it's bending the wrong way because it's TOO FAR DOWN MY THROAT is another fucking thing all together.
I'm going to catch shit for this, I know, but I don't have a problem with sex on the first date. That being said, I don't date people I haven't known for a bit first, but if this makes me whorish, whatever. The reason I took so long to sleep with this guy, is there was quite a big lapse between dates, plus, he was away, then I was away...
My thing is this. I enjoy sex. If you cannot keep up with me or satisfy me, then you need not apply. I am a very giving person in bed, and I'll work with you, but if you're just not good? You're in the friend zone. Honestly, you can be an amazing person, but if we can't connect sexually? I'm sorry, we just can't be a couple.
I... I just can't. I can't wrap my head around a guy complaining his penis is too far down a girls throat. Like...but....I....Throat.....ggggarrrgle....Man. What the fuck?
Who cares. Take shit from people for sounding whorish. You actually make sense right there. End of story. Damn, you must be fake. You must not exist. To actually here a girl make sense of something....poppycock.
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I guess it's just that, sex is a big part of a relationship. Could you ever love someone you couldn't have passionate sex with?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Well we know Ruth isn't shy.
Haha. I wish he was here regularly. He's a real sweetie. Cool as hell too.
Agreed. He did kind of disappear. I can't remember not liking anything he has posted.
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No.
Well, yes, and I do. My dog.
But a girl? No, probably not.
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hahahahaha, Henry likes this.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
THis?
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The loving your dog thing.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Oh. Well, I hope Henry gets attention too. All dogs need love.
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My father is me-fucking-ticulous about his hygiene. He cringed when my dirty hippy brother decided NOT to circumcise his son. 1. Because my brother is stupid and has no clue how to care for it and 2. Because my father has been living with one infection or another "down there" all of his life. All because of a stupid little fold of skin.
Routine infant circumcision:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?xv=n&docid=-6584757516627632617#
Turn up your speakers!
That stupid little fold of skin has 20,000 nerve endings.
Do you think mens' penises are rotting off left and right except for in America, Israel, Africa, and the rest of the Middle East?
Henry gets more than any man in my life ever will! I love him to pieces...He's a resue, but he's still the best. Mangy mutt!
Anyway, circumcised or not, if my dog doesn't like you, chances are I won't either!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
i'm with you sir. that decision should be left to an adult male, not just done to every baby. i get that some dads want their sons to look like them in the shower / locker room / whatever but still. just seems wrong to do that to a baby.
That, is a stupid comment. An unclean person is an unclean person is an unclean person. Every encounter a dirty vagina? No fun. Do you think she is "Uncut"?
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That stupid little fold of skin has 20,000 nerve endings.
Do you think mens' penises are rotting off left and right except for in America, Israel, Africa, and the rest of the Middle East?
I can't miss what I've never had. Besides, I don't tend to think about the penises of others since mine gets me in enough trouble on its' own.
I do not question the choices of others, I only live by what I what I was taught. I'm just thankful that they had me snipped. My oldest was snipped and my unborn son will be as well.
Henry gets more than any man in my life ever will! I love him to pieces...He's a resue, but he's still the best. Mangy mutt!
Anyway, circumcised or not, if my dog doesn't like you, chances are I won't either!
Did you mean "rescue"? If so, Indy is a rescue as well. He was water tortured as a puppy by hicks. Would love to meet his breeders.
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That stupid little fold of skin has 20,000 nerve endings.
Do you think mens' penises are rotting off left and right except for in America, Israel, Africa, and the rest of the Middle East?
I can't miss what I've never had. Besides, I don't tend to think about the penises of others since mine gets me in enough trouble on its' own.
I do not question the choices of others, I only live by what I what I was taught. I'm just thankful that they had me snipped. My oldest was snipped and my unborn son will be as well.
Why don't you knock out their teeth so they don't get cavities, either?
That stupid little fold of skin has 20,000 nerve endings.
Do you think mens' penises are rotting off left and right except for in America, Israel, Africa, and the rest of the Middle East?
I can't miss what I've never had. Besides, I don't tend to think about the penises of others since mine gets me in enough trouble on its' own.
I do not question the choices of others, I only live by what I what I was taught. I'm just thankful that they had me snipped. My oldest was snipped and my unborn son will be as well.
Why don't you knock out their teeth so they don't get cavities, either?
Absolute genius.
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That stupid little fold of skin has 20,000 nerve endings.
Do you think mens' penises are rotting off left and right except for in America, Israel, Africa, and the rest of the Middle East?
I can't miss what I've never had. Besides, I don't tend to think about the penises of others since mine gets me in enough trouble on its' own.
I do not question the choices of others, I only live by what I what I was taught. I'm just thankful that they had me snipped. My oldest was snipped and my unborn son will be as well.
Why don't you knock out their teeth so they don't get cavities, either?
Good point, but regardless of what video or pamphlet or anything else people throw my way, I refuse to change my view.
Henry gets more than any man in my life ever will! I love him to pieces...He's a resue, but he's still the best. Mangy mutt!
Anyway, circumcised or not, if my dog doesn't like you, chances are I won't either!
Did you mean "rescue"? If so, Indy is a rescue as well. He was water tortured as a puppy by hicks. Would love to meet his breeders.
Obviously...typo. Yeah, Henry was found chained to a post, starving. I totally spoil him now, but I figure he's earned it.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Henry gets more than any man in my life ever will! I love him to pieces...He's a resue, but he's still the best. Mangy mutt!
Anyway, circumcised or not, if my dog doesn't like you, chances are I won't either!
Did you mean "rescue"? If so, Indy is a rescue as well. He was water tortured as a puppy by hicks. Would love to meet his breeders.
Obviously...typo. Yeah, Henry was found chained to a post, starving. I totally spoil him now, but I figure he's earned it.
Is he circumcised?
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He's fixed...I don't think you can circumcise a dog?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
You can't. I was being humorous.
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I LOL'd.
Well I've never really been patriotic...so I'll wave around my foreskin...
WARNING: THIS MAY INADVERTENTLY BECOME A DRESS DOWN THREAD
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No, Mirka tell me. Needed for what?