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please allow me to quote myself

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]bukkakeeeeeeee! [/B][/QUOTE]

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[url]http://www.tampabukkake.com/[/url]

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That's it.

*Curls up in the fetal position and weeps*

-Bohonkie

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*points and laughs

*decides to run after bohonkie with a battle axe while screaming "bukkkkkkkaakeeeeeeee"...just liek that retarded kid in zatoichi

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I rest my case.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]*decides to run after bohonkie with a battle axe while screaming "bukkkkkkkaakeeeeeeee" *[/B][/QUOTE]

Fuck, I swear I'm going to have nightmares about that now.

-Bohonkie

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oh my god..you have no idea how hard i'm laughing right now
dammit..you should totally see "zatoichi"...kitano's remake of it
it won the people's choice award at TIFF

seriously, this retarded kid wants to be a samurai, but cant cause he's retarded..so he runs around nekkid, and circles the house with a battle axe over his head ...while screaming on the top of his lungs..zatoichi (the blind swordsman) knocked him down...the kid falls, gets up..and conts to scream again

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For serious? This sounds like the most brilliant piece of cinamatic production the world has ever seen.

Right behind Air Bud.

-Bukkake....FUCK!

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trust me..it is..
a real crowd pleaser

zatoichi!

and i think you're being sarcastic..with your air bud thing
so i hate you

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Oh yeah? I hate YOU!

Yeah, I said it. What.

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buukakkkkeeeeeeeeeeeee

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go suck on something

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Does your mom count?

Burn.

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bukake, you so not funny

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This calls for a quote from the great Led Zeppelin

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man"

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Bohonkie [/i]
[B]Well, under occupation, you posted "full time druggie/groupie", or something to that effect. Groupies really don't look for commitment last time I checked. It just sounds like he's fitting right into your lifestyle.

And thanks for the mad props.

-Bohonkie [/B][/QUOTE]

gotcha Wink

anytime

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Nauseating_Nancy:

Your First Mistake: Assuming that there is no Life After High School

Your Second Mistake: Thinking that people on an online message board will be of any real help to you.

Get some real help, now. (Hint: we are not real help).

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B] (Hint: we are not real help). [/B][/QUOTE]

I read this twice before I realized the word 'help' was in there.

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We are not real -HELP!!!

Wink

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har.

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[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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good point but just writing that and getting it out there really helped ....... and yes, I know there is life after high school .... I have been thinking about that a lot yesterday ..... strange

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Oh come on Kitty...you know I loves ya.

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Sad
I wish I was drunk
I have a whole bottle of captian morgan my friend gave me for an early christmas present .....
this sucks, because I'm at my mothers house and I can't drink it ..... damnit

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]We are not real -HELP!!!

Wink [/B][/QUOTE]

nice one luppy
and seriously..drinking will NOT solve anything

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I know ..... no drug will cure anything and can actually destroy everything
But it's better than cutting or burning myself

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come on..DONT
you know he's not worth it
and it wont really make you feel any better in the long run

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]bukake, you so not funny [/B][/QUOTE]

The way I see it, you are the one that is not the funny one. Oragamitits....

PWNED

-Bohonkie

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Why are you still even here, Nancy?

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I am not real. I am a figment of your imagination.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]nice one luppy
and seriously..drinking will NOT solve anything [/B][/QUOTE] Drinking.

Solves.

[b]Everything[/b].

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Thank god...

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Liar!

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Drinking.

Solves.

[b]Everything[/b]. [/B][/QUOTE]

or so you think tuffy

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It doesn't solve.....alcoholism.

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Drinking solves everything, if by solving you mean 'procrastinated ignorance'... and I'll be the first to say, sometimes it's prezactly what the dr. ordered...

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drinking solves everything for the moment, just depends on how long you want to make that moment last.

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He's not worth killing yourself.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]Why are you still even here, Nancy? [/B][/QUOTE]

Because I can be and ...... I have nothing better to do with my life
duh
why are YOU here?

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Because this place is like a second family.almost.

Doesn't it get irritating how everyone here seems to constantly ridicule you?

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What the hell?

Chillout on Nancy.

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seriously. there are plenty of other people to take out your anger on.

masochism, is that guy's head really exploding? where did you get that?

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]seriously. there are plenty of other people to take out your anger on. [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah. Spread it around some. You haven't abused me in weeks, so I've had to abuse myself.

Scannnnnners.... Smile Big

Cooler if you made the aviat0r run in reverse so that his head could come all back together.

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i think an even better avatar would be budd dwyer, but that's just my sick opinion.

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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No budd dwyer on hand. Ron Jeremy anyone? [img]http://nardwuar.com/vs/ron_jeremy/images/introface.jpg[/img]

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Drinking solves everything, if by solving you mean 'procrastinated ignorance'... and I'll be the first to say, sometimes it's prezactly what the dr. ordered... [/B][/QUOTE] Okies, let's try that out:

Drinking.

Procrastinated ignorance.

[b]Everything.[/b]

Hmmm... Doesn't have the same ring...

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I agree, Nancy is wasting her time with him. It's hard to give up an obsession unless it's replaced by a new one soooo Workingirl's advice is good.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Workingirl [/i]
[B]so if you have any self-respect start obsessing over a different guy! [/B][/QUOTE]

ROTFLMFAO
ROTFLMFAO
ROTFLMFAO

*brushes tears away from her eyes*

ROTFLMFAO

oh, that's just TOO funny!

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

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[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Workingirl [/i]
[B]Nancy,
I thought I told you a couple of weeks ago to LOSE that guy- he's no good for you! yeah, yeah I know you're all gaga, but he has a girlfriend so no sense wasting your time any further.
If you're really that depressed &/or lonely just go to a bar or if you are not old enough to get in, hang out around the bar and let men fawn all over you- you'll forget all about this other one. And for Christ's sake do not have sex with him again!! He is well aware that you are smitten and he keeps leading you on knowing that you'll come a runnin' so if you have any self-respect start obsessing over a different guy! [/B][/QUOTE]

no, he doesn't have a girlfriend ....... she wont talk to him, shes ignoring him ......
I'm over him but damn these nights get lonely Wink
lol
I wouldn't have minded if he just used me and didn't have a girlfriend ....... this could have all worked out if he was honest

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]Because this place is like a second family.almost.

Doesn't it get irritating how everyone here seems to constantly ridicule you? [/B][/QUOTE]

yes, yes it does but people do that to me every day so it's not like it's something new

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Man. Fuckin' people. Circles and circles and circles.

If something makes you feel bad, get rid of it. If you don't, then you like feeling bad, which is fine, but you really need to stop bitching about it.