Lottie and Lisa: A Cultie Wedding
And update your facebook relationship status already, you cad!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I think I'm speaking on behalf of all of us when I suggest we and the boys have the weddings the same day. Then we can switch just for the wedding night. We are, after all, in an open marriage.
EDIT: Double post
Sounds like a good fucking time to me.
As of today Cammie and I are married. Please post pictures of gifts. We are enjoying our first night together.
Hugs
Irina has made me the happiest girl in Arkansas! please someone get us a wok.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Has anyone booked Lady Gaga for tonight? *bites nails*
Lady Gaga? Crap!
*Calls Neil Diamond*
Sorry, dude, gig's off.
This is why we can't have nice things.
So, I got you this house.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Congratulations!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
How's the honeymoon?
Forget about the courtesy, what did you bring us?
(It's lovely, obviously.)
chocolate covered strawberries
champagne
wine,grapes, and cheese platters
and some cigars
I am afraid that we're going to have to put "cigars" in "quotes"....
This is why we can't have nice things.
oh yeah i forgot to but yeah "cigars" just trying to keep it classy
Man, that is the first craving I have had for that stuff in Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long. I don't even know anyone that could help me out anymore. Other than every single person I know, I suppose.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Jaz, I approve.
*hug*
and some cigars
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
It's been almost a year and our life is peachy. I still love mah wifey and our days go on like this:
desserts
tea
bean bags and books
nature
and love
Yeah, those are cookies.
This is why we can't have nice things.
My husband ran off with the hippies and got high for six months leaving me with the kid and a mortgage.
Even my imaginary Rock&Broll relationships go straight to shit.
FU, World.
This is why we can't have nice things.
tea
omg that tea set
here's where we go on picnics
here's where we...nap
here's what I made us for breakfast
here's the puppy we got
Even my imaginary Rock&Broll relationships go straight to shit.
FU, World.
poor tuffy
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Meh.
This is why we can't have nice things.
And THE REAL ONE!
Cammie, did you remember this or was it just.. you know.. soulmate stuff?
found our family pet :3
I like this.
Even my imaginary Rock&Broll relationships go straight to shit.
FU, World.
We had a kid? Was it Steve?
I think it was either me or Fano. Maybe both.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Ten months ago this wonderful event happened. We are still happy, touring the world, fighting dragons and riding unicorns. For our 1st anniversary I'm preparing wifey a surprise journey into the Cosmos, but don't tell her.
it's been the happiest year of my life. irina is a good wifey, she always makes baklava, and we are happy as can be.
matty's been missing for a while now. hope he's alright.
but there's a vacancy in the house now, so if anyone wnats to move in with us...
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I have a hunch Matty is taken, to be honest. Like, in real life.
I do miss my Aussie brother from anotha motha.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
I do, too. We were supposed to comment upon the book I sent him for Christmas (one of my top 5 favourite books ever). He coined an expression in the meantime though - to chuck a Baer. Self-explanatory, I suppose.
matty's been missing for a while now. hope he's alright.
but there's a vacancy in the house now, so if anyone wnats to move in with us...
Can I call dibs? If yes...
DIBS!
I haven't talked to matty since irina and I talked him into coming back then I lectured him on his drug use and then he disappeared again shortly later, and not catching up on fb with each other at all since.
Now I am paranoid I should check in to make sure I didn't irritate him, since he hasn't spoken to me since. Didn't even think of that til now.
Hey guys! Remember when Matt was around and he helped me and Cammie find love and then we got married on his birthday? Today IS THE DAY! Our first anniversary!
I have woken up early for my wifey, made her a light breakfast
and this lovely cake
made sure the table is all set with flowers
and more flowers
and now I'm waiting for her to wake up, wearing this
We're really happy together, y'all!
irina has started taking up my southern mannerisms such as y'all.
I am so very happy with my dearest wifey.
I got us some tea cups, for more tea drinking on the patio.
these lovely shoes
and this kitten. can we PLEEEASE keep it?!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Yeah, we'll keep it. Looks too adorable not to. By the way, our little hedgehog is fine and has made babies in the meantime.
Oooh, goody gum drops!