Lottie and Lisa: A Cultie Wedding
Of course not! I'd be wearing this...
This is why we can't have nice things.
Well as long as I don't have to see your face... 
And, Tuffy, I think you're onto something with the CCTV. It probably would be safer.
Now, I'll need a nice big desk. And a window, over-looking a beach, or a lake, or river or something. And a wall of books. A whole wall. With one of those cool ladders. And maybe a music corner. And, of course, a sexy bed.
You can't have all that! You're just gonna be there for the wedding night and for whenever you decide to visit.
We can, however, fix that wall of books for myself :)
I've decided I want to constantly be visiting. So can I has it all now, 'rina? P-p-p-pweeeease!?
And, Tuffy, I think you're onto something with the CCTV. It probably would be safer.
Now, I'll need a nice big desk. And a window, over-looking a beach, or a lake, or river or something. And a wall of books. A whole wall. With one of those cool ladders. And maybe a music corner. And, of course, a sexy bed.
You can't have all that! You're just gonna be there for the wedding night and for whenever you decide to visit.
We can, however, fix that wall of books for myself :)
I've decided I want to constantly be visiting. So can I has it all now, 'rina? P-p-p-pweeeease!?
when you visit you can just share our bed.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Interesting proposal. I'll take it!
Ok, NOW I'LL take the CCTV room.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I'm so excited for Irina to be my first!11!!!!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I'll need at least a 60 inch TV with a warning that states "Objects in this TV may be smaller than they appear."
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
And that has a live feed to the master bedroom
is it just me or is the Cult getting super pervy?
And that has a live feed to the master bedroom
Yeah, that would be the whole CCTV thing.
Getting. Right.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah I'm heat stroked out
and the second half was me being sarcastic.
/I fail
I personallly love how pervy the cult is "getting"
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Yeah, I'm definitely into the whole new level of sleaze we're reaching. I think it's just the fact that we have a pretty tight group of regulars now. We're all pretty close and pretty horny and pretty fucking sexy. Makes sense.
and it is mating season
Double post!
Wah!
For you northern hemisphere folk, for us it's hunting and hibernating season.
same difference . gotta hunt to lay
I don't get why you guys are trying so hard to blame it on spring time. I'm this horny all the fucking time. Is there even such a thing as mating season for humans? Every season is mating season as far as I'm concerned.
I knew you were gonna say this and I'm just trying to blame it on the spring but yeah I'm pretty much horny all the time. It's sad when I'm in bio class and I can't even take notes cuz I'm thinking about sex.
That's not sad; it's fucking awesome. I think about sex most of the time. It's why half the shit I write has to be heavily revised because there always ends up being some revoltingly dirty sex scene that actually does nothing for characterisation in there. It's a hard life using your imagination.
I, too, think about it all the time. I'm just saying, when I get a girlfriend, I hope she's up for it.
This is precisely why I employ the Alternate Hand Method.
This is why we can't have nice things.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
possible wedding song. dedicated to my dear irene(a)
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I approve of this.
I'm seriously considering sigging this...
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I'm seriously considering sigging this...
You probably would have sigged it if I had mentioned that while in bio we're talking about animal sex, natural selection, and it's just making my sexual fantasies in my head even worse and doing everything in my logical mind to keep my animal mind from jumping on my lab partner to satisfy my biological needs.
Just fuck him already, would you?
haha we'll see. easier said than done
haha we'll see. easier said than done
Then you're doing it wrong
haha we'll see. easier said than done
Then you're doing it wrong
I am inclined to agree.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Oh I could do it right, my brain just isn't letting me let it happen right now. The moment he opens his mouth and says something kinda kills it for me.
Yeah, see, I don't have that problem. On the other hand, I don't have lab partners who wanna jump my bones.
Yet.
Just tell him not to speak.
You: Listen. Come meet me in the back room in five minutes. I'll be bent over the table with my knickers around my knees waiting. Don't speak. Just come and fuck me.
Him: (!!!!!!!!)
Five minutes later
Him: *gets up and moves to the back room*
Done. Thank me later.
You: Listen. Come meet me in the back room in five minutes. I'll be bent over the table with my knickers around my knees waiting. Don't speak. Just come and fuck me.
Him: (!!!!!!!!)
Five minutes later
Him: *gets up and moves to the back room*
Done. Thank me later.
Damn. I doubt he'd take me seriously though
You: Listen. Come meet me in the back room in five minutes. I'll be bent over the table with my knickers around my knees waiting. Don't speak. Just come and fuck me.
Him: (!!!!!!!!)
Five minutes later
Him: *gets up and moves to the back room*
Done. Thank me later.
Damn. I doubt he'd take me seriously though
He would doubt you, but no way he could live with not checking to make sure.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Exactly. Guys are just rambling through life waiting for girls to give them opportunities like that. Seriously. Most guys are too chicken-shit to initiate this type of thing, or even give the girl the opportunity or confidence to initiate it, because they see females as this unattainable creature, when, in reality, chicks are just as much down to fuck, if not more, than guys.
Even insert a, "I'm not joking" into the dialogue, just to hammer your point home. But, whatever you do, do it. Report back to Actual Conversations when the job's done.
Maybe I should start a sex-blog. A Q&A with Doctor Fuck. Maybe I could make some money from writing that way.
By the way. Will there be a pool? There should be a pool.
If there is a pool, that is where you will find me. Who is going to be the pool boy? I'll be needing a pool boy.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Gimpdog or poolboy. Gimpdog or poolboy. Gimpdog or poolboy.
Now I'm torn.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Irina, we need to set a definite date. it has to be before I leave for #alaska but not on may 8th, because that's my sister's anniversary and she'll call me a copycat.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Poolboy. Sunburns, chemical burns, side-burns.
This is why we can't have nice things.
When are you leaving?
may 21st. I'll be on the cult while I'm there, but I would like to be married before I'm shipped off.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Pick a date, babe. Make the guys have their wedding before, cause we can't be bridesmaids if we're already married. Or..we'll make that possible.
May 14. It's a Saturday, AND my birthday. Partypartyparty!
I got a present for you, Matthew...
This is why we can't have nice things.
You did? Seriously?
You're gonna have to wait until the wedding night to unwraaaap it...
This is why we can't have nice things.
Clothes are overrated.