Lottie and Lisa: A Cultie Wedding
Is that from Water Boys? If so, I have that movie. I really wish I was kidding.
Change of plans, I'll wear this amazing dress.
and you have much nicer breasts than she does, so it will look better on you.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
bouquet
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
and mine.
Don't be hatin' on da Keira, girl.
Don't be hatin' on da Keira, girl.
Just a cup's difference actually.
I heard when girls live together, their periods synchronize. Girl marriage would be pretty difficult. Not to change the subject or anything....
Nah, why would that be difficult? 5 days of madness instead of 10. 
the day my period lasts more than 3 days is the day i kill myself
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
YES, marry me so mine should last 3 as well! )
*awkwaaard*
well, that's the plan.
things just got unsexy. let's make them sexy again. I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE SEXYTIME IN THAT AWESOME BED.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
My eyes just glazed over...
Don't be hatin' on da Keira, girl.
Just a cup's difference actually.
An A shouldn't even count as a cup.
And I didn't say much bigger, I said much nicer.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
things just got unsexy. let's make them sexy again. I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE SEXYTIME IN THAT AWESOME BED.
Tee hee that room is gorgeous! We'll have some good times in there.
This has to be somewhere in the house.
I was thinking something more like this
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
That will be Steve's bouquet!
and I like these
of course all the colors can be changed.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I like how the leaf hides the end of their stems! Also, those are some pretty colours.
That will be Steve's bouquet!
he'll be the loveliest maid of honor.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
That will be Steve's bouquet!
he'll be the loveliest maid of honor.
He also has a great ass good thing I get a front row seat
Is that from Water Boys? If so, I have that movie. I really wish I was kidding.
it might be from the waterboys tv series, im not sure. there should be a name that gif thread.
are you gonna call the wedding Scissormania I
if so, i have a patent on that name so you may have to throw me some money for using it
I like coming in here and looking at the pictures.
Imke! Do you want a role too?
if so, i have a patent on that name so you may have to throw me some money for using it
that was second on our list, but we went with "lottie and lisa" instead. for the kids, y'know.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
The word you are looking for is "tribadism".
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This is why we can't have nice things.
It's Lottie and Lisa because we've been separated at birth.
Pah, you know nothing!
things just got unsexy. let's make them sexy again. I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE SEXYTIME IN THAT AWESOME BED.
Things tend to become unsexy after marriage. The key is to spend as much time in bed as possible beneath those bed trees. That is such a cool bed. Actually, looking over your design plans, you guys have to do this now, cuz I want to see that house decorated. Oh, BTW I have seen the interior decoratiing, but what is the Architecture of the home going to look like?
U.S. or Europe? Both? One of each?
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Things just got crazier.
Things just got crazier.
wincest?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Things just got crazier.
wincest?
The Parent Trap anyone?
Lottie und Lisa was the basis.
Think Hayley Mills making out with Lindsey Lohan.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't think either of us wants to be compared to LiLo
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
lulz
This is why we can't have nice things.
here's our garden and the side of our home.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Can I come live with you girls in a loft room? If so, please design this more me next. Also, I'll need a baby monitor in my room so I can listen in on the master bedroom and run downstairs if I hear anything--to protect you, of course.
Feel free to design the loft for yourself then.
I'm thinking CCTV would be safer.
This is why we can't have nice things.
how about an indoor hammock, matt?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
looks almost like a modified sex swing
Indoor hammock will definitely work in my writing/security loft.
And, Tuffy, I think you're onto something with the CCTV. It probably would be safer.
Now, I'll need a nice big desk. And a window, over-looking a beach, or a lake, or river or something. And a wall of books. A whole wall. With one of those cool ladders. And maybe a music corner. And, of course, a sexy bed.
You're asking a lot there, Matt.
I shall have this:
A deluxe doggie bed at the foot of the Mistresses' California King and I shall call myself contented.
This is why we can't have nice things.
This will be my post outside the house
And, Tuffy, I think you're onto something with the CCTV. It probably would be safer.
Now, I'll need a nice big desk. And a window, over-looking a beach, or a lake, or river or something. And a wall of books. A whole wall. With one of those cool ladders. And maybe a music corner. And, of course, a sexy bed.
You can't have all that! You're just gonna be there for the wedding night and for whenever you decide to visit.
We can, however, fix that wall of books for myself
I'll be the neighbor. Still get to see everyone, without having to deal with multiple peeps in the same space at the same time. /practical
It's good to know no one thinks I'm a creep for saying I'm gonna be the peeping tom next door.
If you can handle me sleeping at the foot of the bed, I got no problem with you looking over the wall.
This is why we can't have nice things.
At the foot of their bed? Would you be naked?
And THE REAL ONE!