Lottie and Lisa: A Cultie Wedding
Back to the topic - can I be the drunk chick that screams out "What the hell are you doing? You are going to ruin your lives!" when Tuffy asks if anyone has any objections?
Haha, my ex husband said it's best that we don't invite him to the wedding because that's when he'd say RUN DREW!!! He was smiling when he said it, but he's still not invited (they actually get along very well, but it would still be awkward and I know he doesn't want to be invited).
Back to the topic - can I be the drunk chick that screams out "What the hell are you doing? You are going to ruin your lives!" when Tuffy asks if anyone has any objections?
Haha, my ex husband said it's best that we don't invite him to the wedding because that's when he'd say RUN DREW!!! He was smiling when he said it, but he's still not invited (they actually get along very well, but it would still be awkward and I know he doesn't want to be invited).
I think that's a great rule. Don't invite the ex if you ever get remarried or your baby's mama/daddy. It just sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that either. I was so happy when my ex didn't invite me to his wedding. It was awkward enough when I picked up the kids so he could go on his honeymoon.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Also if you lovely ladies let me give you away I want to wear this tux with a top hat
also, I think we've already got matt booked for the night. this is an open marriage after all.
This, more than anything else, makes me more irrationally jealous than I can possibly explain.
Me too!
Oh, shut up, you know all the ladies love you. Hell, even I have a non-sexual man crush on you.
Don't worry I'll take care of the both of you.
Also I want to walk the lovely ladies down the aisle pleeeaaasseee!! Rob and Tuffy stole my position as an officiate so I should at least be the one to give the lovely ladies away to each other.
Jaz will walk us down the isle wearing that mighty fine tux.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Also I want to walk the lovely ladies down the aisle pleeeaaasseee!! Rob and Tuffy stole my position as an officiate so I should at least be the one to give the lovely ladies away to each other.
Jaz will walk us down the isle wearing that mighty fine tux.
Sorry Jaz! 
I'd say you got yourself a pretty good gig though!
Especially if you're wearing that tux... 
Does it also mean that they can take on many spouses, if not legally, then at least spiritually?
It's an open marriage, yes, we can.
Oh sweet Lord!
Yes, my child?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I forgot what I was gonna say...
Steve, Matt, this is what you're required to wear at the reception.
fucking perfect.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
And smiles. Big, cheesy smile.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm glad you guys picked this attire for them I had this in mind and possible buttless tuxedo pants.
i've been practicing:
I'm glad you guys picked this attire for them I had this in mind and possible buttless tuxedo pants.
Oh no, that will be the only attire.
See my note above.
This is why we can't have nice things.
See my note above.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That reminded me of this.
That reminded me of this.
Nice mash-up Frank, that song fits seamlessly with Damien's aquatic dancer. I shit my depends when I saw that pampered toddler dancing.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
That reminded me of this.
Or this...
i wanna do the flowers.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
yay! i posted on the first page that you would be great at picking flowers. let us know your ideas.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
yay! i posted on the first page that you would be great at picking flowers. let us know your ideas.
I guess I missed that.
I'm in the mood for tulips right now. How do you feel about tulips?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
i'd go with lilies but i'm just a dude in a cake wearing a banana hammock.
Not gonna say it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
More importantly, how do you feel about 8?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Not gonna say it.
lqtm
For a second I was like, "whaaa..." and then I laughed out loud...
I guess the real question here is: Who'd look better in a dress, me or Steve?
I don't care what I am as long as I get to get pissed and fuck Matt at the end of the night.
Also, mine and Jaz's wedding was way classier.
you think just because you're heteronormative you're classier? psh.
also, I think we've already got matt booked for the night. this is an open marriage after all.
This and nothing else ever. Sorry, Steve, I'll have to get to you on another night. Let's celebrate!
yay! i posted on the first page that you would be great at picking flowers. let us know your ideas.
I guess I missed that.
I'm in the mood for tulips right now. How do you feel about tulips?
Tulips are great! Purple?
I have lavender tulips in my garden this year if anyone is interested.
This is why we can't have nice things.
We need pictures!
It's 4:30 in the morning!
I've been writing all night.
This is why we can't have nice things.
THE story?
No, some completely random other thing!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yes!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Perfect!
Are you guys registered anywhere or are you cool with me just getting you guys some Best Buy gift cards?
I cannot speak for my wife-to-be, but I accept Amazon or H&M gift cards. Oh, we also have to have stuff in our home, Zara cards would do just right. Cammie, what do you want?
I would love to get married in an orchard. Specifically, a peach orchard.
I would like a bone china tea set and Amazon gift cards. And a massage chair.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
YES! Ok, so the location is settled.
http://design-milk.com/tear-off-wallpaper-by-znak/
I would very much like this for our first home. I have no idea where to get it.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
We need this in a room too.
we are gonna have the coolest house ever.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
found our family pet :3
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Le single bed for when one of us is PMSing.
also, I think we've already got matt booked for the night. this is an open marriage after all.
This, more than anything else, makes me more irrationally jealous than I can possibly explain.
Me too!
Oh, shut up, you know all the ladies love you. Hell, even I have a non-sexual man crush on you.
Don't worry I'll take care of the both of you.
Also I want to walk the lovely ladies down the aisle pleeeaaasseee!! Rob and Tuffy stole my position as an officiate so I should at least be the one to give the lovely ladies away to each other.