Lottie and Lisa: A Cultie Wedding
Dearest friends (and the rest of you losers), today is a joyous day. It is springtime in the western hemisphere and there is love in the air. It is my pleasure to announce that Irina and I have taken our relationship to the next level and have decided to have an open marriage. We invite you all to share in these moments with us and get as drunk as possible in our honor. Wedding gifts are welcome and will be requested. We will need a bridal party. And ideas for dresses, decor, etc. We will have Rob presiding over the ceremony. Matt and Steve are our lovely best man and maid of honor.
Discuss. Swoon. Fantasize.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
THIS IS A CLASSY EVENT, DAMNIT. (ha!)
actually, I just imagined all of us at a wedding together. oh my god, that would be the best thing ever.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
/gets in the cake
Still waiting for conformation on my request to be ring bearer. Also, that picture at the top does things...
Upon further consideration, it has been established that Rob and Tuffy will share the minister position, and Chris will bring the rings.
Phil, we will not show our tits.
(in this thread)
I agree with Phil, it should be a 'clothing optional' affair. Oh, and congratu-fuckin-lations!
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
perfect. now stay there until it's time. if you're hungry, there's cake!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
We still need the men who take us down the aisle. And the flower arrangements. And someone who can cook.
Bitches love flowers.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
and dresses and a color scheme! and a bridal party!
think I found my dress
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
When I'm bringing the rings down the aisle, am I allowed to dance to some dope-ass dubstep?
Mine!
Also, of course you can. This will be played:
So, question: am I the Best Man or the Maid of Honor?
I guess the real question here is: Who'd look better in a dress, me or Steve?
lovely.
Irina's off to bed and I'm going to write a paper. updates soon. such a joyous time for us!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I guess the real question here is: Who'd look better in a dress, me or Steve?
well, steve asked to be the maid of honor, so I think that makes you best man. plus, I think Irina suggested you be best man. I think you're crazy best man material.
I think at the end of the day we just want you two to wear as little as possible and look good beside us. we'll find your outfits soon enough.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I guess I should start working on getting my license for this whole minister thing....
Also, it wouldn't hurt to start writing a speech for the ceremony.
I should totally record a vid for youtubez and post it in here.
Melody likes flowers, maybe she could pick out flowers for us.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Mine!
Also, of course you can. This will be played:
Based on the dresses and soundtrack alone, this is shaping up to be quite the Wedding. But what about Location, Location, Location!
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
I already have my outfit picked out, apparently it comes with an escort...
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Congrats guys. I'm happy you found happiness.
Also, of course you can. This will be played:
Oh my god, I'm gonna dance right out of my skin.
I guess the real question here is: Who'd look better in a dress, me or Steve?
I don't care what I am as long as I get to get pissed and fuck Matt at the end of the night.
Also, mine and Jaz's wedding was way classier.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Dude. You don't need a license; you need an ordination. Which I have. I can also ordinate you. The ladies will need a license. We need someone - two someones - in a progressive state for that. ...With Fake IDs bearing Cam & Irina's names and birthdates. And willing to risk prison. Preferably, someone hawt.
Er... "ordain". Sheesh.
This is why we can't have nice things.
can i dance now.
If Rob is going to be the minister, does that make this a Mormon marriage?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Does it also mean that they can take on many spouses, if not legally, then at least spiritually?
This needs to be reposted now.
This is why we can't have nice things.
If ever there was such a thing as a rebel priest, that's it.
Whoa, like, Jesus rocks, dude.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Does it also mean that they can take on many spouses, if not legally, then at least spiritually?
I don't think anybody here wants to see either of them wearing something like this...
whoa nelly. that there's above the knee.
hawt.
Does it also mean that they can take on many spouses, if not legally, then at least spiritually?
I don't think anybody here wants to see either of them wearing something like this...
That's only in the temple, isn't it? We don't need no Temple!!
Those are just so wrong.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm really happy for you two!
Guys, I'm secretly installing a two-way mirror in the honeymoon sweet. Nobody tell the brides! Act natural.
I'm sure you'll have a long happy life together.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I've a feeling mirrors won't be necessary, Steve. It's already booked for PPV.
Now I just gotta come up with $59.95.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I guess the real question here is: Who'd look better in a dress, me or Steve?
I don't care what I am as long as I get to get pissed and fuck Matt at the end of the night.
Also, mine and Jaz's wedding was way classier.
you think just because you're heteronormative you're classier? psh.
also, I think we've already got matt booked for the night. this is an open marriage after all.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I heartily approve of the use of Lottie & Lisa in the title of this thread.
also, I think we've already got matt booked for the night. this is an open marriage after all.
This, more than anything else, makes me more irrationally jealous than I can possibly explain.
also, I think we've already got matt booked for the night. this is an open marriage after all.
This, more than anything else, makes me more irrationally jealous than I can possibly explain.
Me too!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
also, I think we've already got matt booked for the night. this is an open marriage after all.
This, more than anything else, makes me more irrationally jealous than I can possibly explain.
Me too!
Oh, shut up, you know all the ladies love you. Hell, even I have a non-sexual man crush on you.
Only the internet ladies.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
1. That's better than I can say, and 2. what happened to that girl at work?
Does it also mean that they can take on many spouses, if not legally, then at least spiritually?
I don't think anybody here wants to see either of them wearing something like this...
That's only in the temple, isn't it? We don't need no Temple!!
They only get their garments after having been sealed in the temple. They have to wear them all the time, silly Fano.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Well, I hear their fire proof. According to the Church.
Fire proof against the fires of outer darkness!
Or some other funny LDS thing.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
1. That's better than I can say, and 2. what happened to that girl at work?
She thinks I'm a Satanist because I told her I'm an atheist.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
This whole thing sounds like a tacky farce.
1. That's better than I can say, and 2. what happened to that girl at work?
She thinks I'm a Satanist because I told her I'm an atheist.
I don't mean to laugh at your trouble, but that's just funny. 
And don't forget that internet womenz exist in real life, so just because they like you on the internetz doesn't mean they don't like you irl.
Why are you fools talking about anything other than Cam and Irina?!?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I am so going to hell.
Back to the topic - can I be the drunk chick that screams out "What the hell are you doing? You are going to ruin your lives!" when Tuffy asks if anyone has any objections?
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Show your tits!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon