lookie here!! :D
with the upcoming election at our heels, and the lack of my being very involved with the fellow culsters, it's come to my attention that there's absolutely no way possible for 2pk to win one of those fine awards in which the snackmaster (wes) has posted for us to vote on.... so, rather than kiss serious ass around these parts, i'd prefer to indirectly do so. 
my excuse for being absent so often is as follows: "band width".
my excuse for not responding to most of the threads: "chronic abdominal pain/ diareah/ acheing groin/ headaches/ nausea/ and birth defects"
my wish: "to win something and to be somebody, regardless of how desparate the attempts i make and how degrating they are.. win win win! something something something!! attention attention attention!!!"
my final thought: *waiving a dangling, shiney pocket watch in front of your following eyes* "You love 2pennyKenny.... you need twopennykenny.... He deserves a handsome reward..... twopennykenny is the antichrist..... love him.... twopennykenny twopenny kenny two penny kennnnnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"
*snaps fingers*
vote for the right person, please. twopenny kenny attourney at law.
portions of profit forwarded to the twopennykennyrules ubermoney foundation, please send cash or money order to twopenny kenny, that's right, twopenny kenny right away.
sincerely.
2pennyKennY
son of a.... thanks, disx. but... er..... um.... this isn't to get me to... um..... er...... be voted for........ *runs away, highstepping*
There should be a nomination for "Two cultsters that could be confused for each other on the street" and 2PK and I would win.
G5, why do you say that?? based on your posts alone, i'd never confuse you guys....ever....
2PK, listen, there are far fewer awards than there are cult members, so not everyone is going to win one...and that's OK, because you're good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like you. having said that, quit trolling for votes, it's very unbecoming 
Hell, we can always make up more awards if someone doesn't win and feels left out. Awards like "Most likely to have a homosexual liason" or "Least likely to ever have a serious relationship", maybe even throw in "Most likely to be posting naked". You know, shit like that.
My point being, who cares. There's probably something you can do better, stranger, or funnier than someone else in here. You don't need some fuckin award to tell you that.
So having said that, STOP KISSING ASS 2PK CAUSE YOU AIN'T GETTIN MY VOTE SUCKA!!!!!
Suck me beautiful...
2PK gets my vote for most adorable member.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
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Moe, wasn't it some big thing that 2PK and I looked alike?
really? i only remember prom pics of you, and 2PK in his race car shirt...and you guys really didn't look alike. maybe i need to refresh my memory...
No you're probably right. We both have spikes, that's about it. Somebody said we looked the same. Blaaaaah I don't know.
i think grade 5 and i look like bros. and g5, your avetar, i finally saw home star runner, man. that is so fucking funny!! i want an avetar of strongbad!
guccighost, fucko, moe.... jeez louis.... i'd.... *sniff* vote...for.... *sniff*... you fucking assholes!!! dont take this shit too seriously you pud fucking idiots. damn. hahahaha. and don't get mad at me for calling you all pud fucking idiots.... kenny loves you and will miss the election because i'll be emailing horny old bitches, naked, masturbating in my own fescies.
how ya like me now?! hahahaha smile, and have a fucking candy bar or something.
yeah that thing was crazy.. "Welcome to...line" whispered off stage: "Homestarrunner" "Homestar....line"
I'll never pronounce job the same way
I hit a phase after seeing that episode where I HAD to say jorb. I still slip sometimes.
By the way...
The Cheat, that's awesome. I'm printing that pic out and hanging it up somewhere prominently.
There is hope, but not for us.
Hahaha. If you like, I can make one much more supafly in photoshop JUST FOR YOU! SPECIALLY!!!!!!!11@
I had to lower the quality so I could post it.
Oh man, that would be rockin'. Go ahead, if you have nothing better to do. I'll blow it up huge and make my college roommate question my sanity!
There is hope, but not for us.
You got it! Give me a little while... I may get bored doing it tonight, but I'll PM you when it's done!
you boys TOTALLY look alike. you'd get my vote 
2PK....no, YOU ARE!! *munching candy bar*
grade 45, I miss our dad.... you have his eyes.
we sure are some handsome lads, eh? hehe
moe... i love you, and your avetar. that movie's the bomb bigity, yo.
fifth grade, *pounds chest* that got me right here, man. *gulp*
*taps moe on the shoulder* can i have some of that slobbery candy bar ya got there.
*Best Pic Ever!*
2PK, our reunion should be on television, I think.
masturbating in one's own fecal matter is a derivative of caprophagia. utterly disgusting.
Once again... what the fuck?
2PK, where's my shout out? ::cries::
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
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arghhhh!
*waves a blurry hand to kitty* sorry about that one!
i can't imagine how yucky that must be like... wait...... maybe i can.
warm poop like wet sand or mud under your ass cheaks, sort of slushing around and gooey every time you make the slightest little movement. the stink. poop. then you just keep on wackin' it, not worrying or showing any concern about the ruined chair underneath you, just keep on keepin' on. the stinky poo will solidify in time, don't you worry. it all depends how long it takes for IT to happen. geez, fram... i thought you knew.
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[B]*Best Pic Ever!* [/B][/QUOTE]
i love you, my rubisiousness.
grade5, yes. and make it pay per view, so we can make some ends, yo. hahaha it'll be fucking awesome!!
"masturbating in one's own fecal matter is a derivative of caprophagia. utterly disgusting."
dont judge...frammy..dont judge
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i can't imagine how yucky that must be like... wait...... maybe i can.
warm poop like wet sand or mud under your ass cheaks, sort of slushing around and gooey every time you make the slightest little movement. the stink. poop. then you just keep on wackin' it, not worrying or showing any concern about the ruined chair underneath you, just keep on keepin' on. the stinky poo will solidify in time, don't you worry. it all depends how long it takes for IT to happen. geez, fram... i thought you knew.
the way i picture it is...
::furious masturbation::
"oh yeah, oh yeah..."
::still more furious masturbation::
"ooh oooh oooh oooh" ::fart:: "whoops OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
...
"shit!!!"
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
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I nominated you before this. For 'most likely to join a real cult'.