Look and Laugh

is this before or after you said you want to eat him?

Same time, about.

silly illegal aliens when will they ever learn?

[img]http://www.chrononhotonthologos.com/lawnotes/elian.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/ramblings/essays/elian1.jpg[/img]

he's a gangster
how good is that expression.

now, note the expression with a diff. sentiment.
see, how it fits so well.

or. a Scarface edit.

am i right? or am i right?

the law enforcement guy in the first pic looks exactly like jack nicholson

You are right, my friend, you are right.

lets lock that little criminal up.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]lets lock that little criminal up. [/B][/QUOTE]

jack nicholson or that whiny little boy?

Why not both in the same cell? With a video camera?

now thats a porn i can dig

Elian would tear Jack a new one.

ha ha ha im listennin to the song "Damn it feels good to be a gangster" it just suits this thread so well

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DoNotTrip [/i]
[B]jack nicholson or that whiny little boy? [/B][/QUOTE]

the sprat. he hasnt starred in The Shining. Jack is too cool for school.
remind me to tell you about the 'wheres the fukn olives' story.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]the sprat. he hasnt starred in The Shining. Jack is too cool for school.
remind me to tell you about the 'wheres the fukn olives' story. [/B][/QUOTE]

tell me the "wheres the fukn olives' story"

i though the guy in the first pick looked like lou pinella.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]i though the guy in the first pick looked like lou pinella. [/B][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://olivessf.live.advance.net/images/mariners/piniella-061802.jpg[/IMG]

Oh yes, the resemblance is striking.

me thought so too. danke sehr.

isn't it funny how lou pinella looks like a chunkier jack nicholson?

they're both impressively scary heavyweights.

jack has cooler eyebrows though

yeah, gives him a witty conspiratorial look.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DoNotTrip [/i]
[B]tell me the "wheres the fukn olives' story" [/B][/QUOTE]

I have a chef friend, called Adam. now, one of his mates Peter, was dating Antonia Kidman- or something-- and they were in LA together. So they met up Tom + Nicole ( this was a few yrs ago right ). Then Tom after a little while into dinner, takes Peter aside, and says 'do you wanna see something funny?'.

Peter is game, so Tom takes him through the kitchen of this swanky restaurant.

And theres this noise, stuff being smashed. And its Jack Nicholson, smashing jars with a hammer and screaming 'WHEREZ THE FUCKIN' OLIVES'

*stares blankly at Wes for a few minutes* I don't really get it.
DNT, what's with you and Jack Nicholson?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]*stares blankly at Wes for a few minutes* I don't really get it.
DNT, what's with you and Jack Nicholson? [/B][/QUOTE]

Nothing. I just thought the guy in the first picture in this thread looked like him. However, after Wes' story I would like to meet jack.

Yeah, no joke. If ever I got an opportunity to meet Jack, I wouldn't definitely have to take advantage of it. Especially after some of the things I've heard about the guy. He's just so damn cool.

I heard a story about him one time in New York when he asked his limo driver to stop at a liquor store. He buys a few bottles and drinks one on the way to the airport. He was kind enough to offer the driver a sip.

That's pretty boss. Did you see that he almost got kicked out of a Laker's game for going onto the court and yelling at the ref? Classic Jack.

I just read a Boondocks comic the other day in the paper where they said that they wished the Knicks and Lakers were in the finals so they could see Spike Lee and Jack Nicholson duke it out. Now that would be funny

That would be damn funny. Hell, I'd pay just to see that. Screw the basketball game.

what is this Boondockery i hear so much about?

isnt Christoper Walken in it?

goddamnit, dont they call farms in South Africa the boondocks?
fuck, i should know. fukn heritage.

The Boondocks is a comic strip that is featured in many American newspapers. Lemme see if I can find a link

[url]http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/[/url]

You may be thinking of Boondock Saints, which is a movie that I have yet to see.

Go see it! Go! GO! Your life is incomplete without the SAINTS!!!!

is there nudity in it?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Go see it! Go! GO! Your life is incomplete without the SAINTS!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

jane dear. id be more akin to saying, life isnt complete without you. saints, yeh, sure, whatever. im sure its good, but its a just a film.

HA! Nice avatar.

thankyou.

i decided im starting The Elian Gonzalez Cartel, as an imaginary gang.
im looking for Head Henchmen.... you interested?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DoNotTrip [/i]
[B]is there nudity in it? [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, in the deleted scenes, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you wouldn't enjoy it unless you were gay or a chick.

Wesley: *heart* (I think)

why only thinkin' a *teh heart*?

Cause I wasn't sure if what you said was a compliment to me or an insult to Boondocks. I suppose it could have been both at once. Or neither. I'm kind of easily confused this evening.

im not kidding. i thought Boondocks was a Sth African word for the types of farms they have. shame on me for not knowing. my mothers side would disown me.

Can I be the 2nd in command?

Like the headest of all head henchmen?

I think it's just a general word for out in the middle of nowhere. The boonies. Et cetera. Right?

is it? i really dont know. thats why im asking.

in Boondock Saints? are they all farmhands or something?

Yeah, I think that's the deal with boondocks. And no, Wes, they're not a bunch of podunk farm hands. I'm not really sure why they're [I]Boondock[/I] Saints. I think that's just the part of the city they're from or somehting like that. You should check out the movie. It's got some pretty decent action sequences.

It's called that, I think, cause they're kind of from the backwater ghetto boondock section of Boston (where it takes place). Watch it now!!! *uses the hypnotising eyes on Wes*