Like Im 12

That's absurd. I didn't talk like that when I was 12, and that was only months ago.

dude, its supposed to be cynical.

YEAH DUDE!1111!!! LOL ITS SUPSED 2 B CYNICAL11111 OMG GOSH WUT A DUMBAS111!! LOL )

[QUOTE]That's absurd. I didn't talk like that when I was 12, and that was only months ago.[/QUOTE]

XChuck, you're missing an important point...it's a 12 year old [I]AOLer.[/I]

THEYRE A BIG DIFAR3NCE1!!1! OMG WTF LOL

I got bored so I decided to type in random quotes from Fight Club and American Psycho. If I went on like this I could create one of the best books ever and no one would ever know it was an (intended) blatant word-for-word rip-off of the two.

muhahahahaha my success starts here.

post the quotes, before AND after please!!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mario [/i]
[B]YEAH DUDE!1111!!! LOL ITS SUPSED 2 B CYNICAL11111 OMG GOSH WUT A DUMBAS111!! LOL ) [/B][/QUOTE]

What tone is that?

Dont test me- im currently listening to 'Play that Funky Music'. Anyway, please do post those adapted quotes. We could have some good fun with this.

how's the roommate annoyage coming?

Oh not too crash hot. Theyve barely been home the last few days.

hmmm. time for plan B then.

and that is ?

i dunno...got any plastic explosive?

jesus h christ - you post fast. and no, i dont.

i type 80 gwm, and i have a technique.

and the skillz to pay the billz? ( sorry- ill stop- bad Beastie Boys quoting )

yo bitch i gots tha mad skeelz. word!!

um, what was this thread about ?-- oh yeah, the '12yo spiek' generator. Oh, im going to put in some random shit i wrote called the 'Vodka Letters' 1 & 2- and see what happens-- gimme a sec.

Amateurs.

I can do this on my own.

Whether that's something to be proud of or ashamed of, I'm not certain. Something's telling me it's the latter.

These kids must have fallen on their heads,several times...who speaks like that?

Many, many people.

Just as a side note, your statement there and your sig sort of sound hypocritical, no?

Not that I'm defending AOL kiddies... Just pointing something out.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]What tone is that?

Dont test me- im currently listening to 'Play that Funky Music'. Anyway, please do post those adapted quotes. We could have some good fun with this. [/B][/QUOTE]

It's [i]supposed[/i] to be sarcasm.

WHEN IN DA COURSE OF HUMAN 3VANTS IT BCOM3S NEC3SARY FOR ONE PAOPL3 2 DISOLV3 DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONECTED THEM WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG DA POWERS OF TEH 3ARTH TEH SAPARAET AND EQUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATUR3 AND OF NATURES GOD ANTITLA THEM A DACENT RESPECT 2 DA OPINIONS OF MANKIND RAQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THAM 2 DA SEPARATION

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

decalogue, if this board had mod points or some such and i had some to give, they'd be yours.

LMFAO. I always wondered what that'd look like if we'd been founded as a kind of digital Lord of the Flies type nation.

This is quite humous. Fight Club:

WUT TYLER SAYS ABOUT BNG CRAP AND TEH SLAEVS OF HIS2RY TAHTS HOW I FELT1111!11 OMG WTF I WANTED 2 DESTROY AV3RYTHNG BAUTIFUL ID NEV3R HAEV!!111! OMG BURN DA MAZON RANE FOR3STS1111!!! PUMP CHLOROFLUOROCARBONS STRAGEHT UP 2 GOBLE 2 OZON3!1!!!! OMG OPAN TEH DUMP VALVES ON SUP3RTANKARS AND UNCAP OFSHOR OIL WELS11!1 WTF I WANT3D 2 KIL AL DA FISH I CUDNT AFORD 2 AAT AND SMOTH3R AL TEH FRENCH BACH3S ID NEVAR SE
I11111 WTF WANT3D TEH WHOLA WORLD 2 HIT BOTOM!1111!11 LOL

IM TEH AL-SNGNG AL-DANCNG CRAP OF THIS WORLD1!!11!1 IM DA 2XIC WASTA BY-PRODUCT OF GODS CREATION!!111111 OMG

IM:

GIEV ME 3MPATHY
THEN111!!!! WTF LOL DA FLASH OF DA STROB
GIEV111! LOL M3 SYMPATHY
FLASH
GIEV11!!! WTF ME BRUTAL HONESTY
FLASH1!!!!! WTF LOL

Lullaby:

With everything perfect, exact, meticulous, it must be three or four in the morning, because now it's quiet. The floor, the cieling, the walls, are still.

WIT EV3RYTHNG PERFECT AXACT M3TICULOUS IT MUST B THRE OR FOUR IN DA MORNNG B/C NOW ITS QUEIT!1!1! OMG WTF DA FLOR TEH CEILNG TEH WALS R STIL!11!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

omg wtf.

IMM OF3ND3D111! WTF I TYPE LIEK TAHT STIL AND HAEV A PROGRM ON MAH PC 2 MAEK IT ADULT TYPNG!!!!!!1 LOL
I THINK TEH WTF PART IS HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON1!111 OMG WTF

omg...WTF.