Life should be water slide and trampoline

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Do you agree that sometime life is usually clueless and you just do things for man then die? It shouldn't be. Jobs and school only for tyrant systems. Disappointed of ancestors. Not just here but all through world. Find brochure and product in (link removed). Good repairs for new good world!! Do yours the part today so NOW!!

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Nice try, but I actually agree. Sometimes, life SHOULD be water slide and trampoline.

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Then buy them Irina! Do yours the part! Do yours!

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I have no chance now.

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We had a trampoline when I was little. I think always having to be the egg when we played Crack the Egg (which is exactly what it sounds like) was great preparation for life.

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FUCK A TOTALLY HOT CUM-HUNGRY SLUT IN YOUR AREA TONIGHT!!!

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FUCK A TOTALLY HOT CUM-HUNGRY SLUT IN YOUR AREA TONIGHT!!!

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Awww. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

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Did anybody click my links? I thought the videos were great. And nobody probably clicked them...

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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I did! I only watched one before. I just now watched the other two.

I liked the cat and the puppy one but I'll never forgive you for sad clown.

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I clicked them as well.

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This guy! Makes parody thread and gets away with it on the day people are talking about parody threads. King him.

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spend too much time watching homemade bdsm on the webs
maybe this will be a refreshing break...

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ovdaleash wrote:
spend too much time watching homemade bdsm on the webs
maybe this will be a refreshing break...

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labelleza wrote:
We had a trampoline when I was little. I think always having to be the egg when we played Crack the Egg (which is exactly what it sounds like) was great preparation for life.

I hated being the egg. As a chubby kid with more chub in the thighs I didn't have an easy time balling up to begin with and I never could get a good grip, so I didn't last long.

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I, too, was usually the egg. I stopped when I went flying off onto the concrete part of the backyard. It's not that it hurt so bad. It's that I almost landed on my dog. That scares the hell out of me.

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I've never played that game. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

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Me neither, but I have an idea.

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Hey, I just noticed, my new avatar goes perfect with you signature Mike. Tongue

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Your awesome super cool signature, I might add.

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Liberum69 wrote:
I, too, was usually the egg. I stopped when I went flying off onto the concrete part of the backyard. It's not that it hurt so bad. It's that I almost landed on my dog. That scares the hell out of me.

I was promised it wasn't possible for them to flip the egg out of the trampoline!

Lying assholes.

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The trick is to get the egg to jump high enough that when the biggest kid is the only one making you jump, you fly off in his direction with enough inertia to fly off.

Not sure they worked that out at the time. If they did though... good on them.

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Thanks Pepper! I still think it applies to life.

I can only blame my weird behavior on lack of sleep for so long.

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pepper wrote:
I've never played that game. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

I don't get it either!
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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.