"Life is like..."
Life is like an avocado it can be delicious and it can be scrumptious, but in the end, it will clog your arteries and kill you.
Life is like a really clean glass door......
Edit: Life is like an avocado, it's good for you and cleans up your arteries. Then you die. 
Life is like a really clean glass door.......
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Life is like a really clean glass door: perfectly clear, see? It's just that stupid people won't stop bumping into it...
Life is like an elevator...
[QUOTE=arizona-bay]Life is like a really clean glass door: perfectly clear, see? It's just that stupid people won't stop bumping into it...
Life is like an elevator...[/QUOTE]
Life is like an elevator, it gets you where you need to get but sometimes it takes forever because some little fucker hit all the buttons just as he was walking out.
Life is like a Sharpie marker...
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Life is like an elevator, it gets you where you need to get but sometimes it takes forever because some little fucker hit all the buttons just as he was walking out.
Life is like a Sharpie marker...[/QUOTE]
Life is like a Sharpie marker... it has a point and a purpose, but everyone instead just sniffs it to get high.
Life is like a suitcase...
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Life is like a carnival... there are rides, treats, people coming and going. Just when you think you are having the best time ever after getting fat on cotton candy and going on all the rides time and time again, you go off into the funhouse thinking its going to be nothing but more fun when you run into the drunk clown that just got fired and he anal rapes you, leaves you for the one armed midget to finish, and steals your game tickets.
Life is like a midget...
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, you just keep getting used and used to clean up other people's shit, and then when you're all used up you go out with yesterday's trash.
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"
[RIGHT]-Frank Booth[/RIGHT]
Life is like a midget: you can make a movie like Willow/Wizard of Oz/Charly and the ... but still have spend the rest of your days looking at people's crotches.
Life is like a plunger........
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Life is like a plunger...it sucks.
No.
Life is like a plunger...you suck up a lot of shit, and that makes you "successful"...
Life is like death...
[QUOTE=arizona-bay]Life is like a plunger...it sucks.
No.
Life is like a plunger...you suck up a lot of shit, and that makes you "successful"...
Life is like death...[/QUOTE]
life is like death you start off wrinkly and bald with little or no bowel controll, somewere in the middle you learn to stop shitting your self, gain some pride in your bladder controll, only to get old and end up wrinkly bald with little or no bowel controll yet again.
life is like toothpaste
Life is like toothpaste: the more pressure you put on it, the faster it runs out.
Life is like sweat...
Life is like sweat - if you wanna be really famous you gotta get rid of it.
Life is like a ballpen...
[QUOTE=stoyan]Life is like sweat - if you wanna be really famous you gotta get rid of it.
Life is like a ballpen...[/QUOTE]
life is like a ballpen...
you can run around for years creating anything you want on anything you want, leave that cap off for one night and its all over.
life is like fart
Life is like a fart: the short time it sticks around is miserable enough to last a lifetime.
wait, that didn't make sense at all. oh well.
Life is like a shoe horn...
Life is like a shoe-horn, that christmas gift that was kind of unwanted sure comes in handy sometimes....
Life is like a cheap cigar:
[QUOTE=lokigod]Life is like a shoe-horn, that christmas gift that was kind of unwanted sure comes in handy sometimes....
Life is like a cheap cigar:[/QUOTE]
life is like a cheap cigar, some people burn it away before they even get out of the store, while others poke and prod at foreign & residential orfices for weeks before handing it to a friend to smoke.
life is like an eddie murphy movie
life is like an eddie murphy movie. sometimes so boring you can´t even put it in words.
life is like a rainy sunday afternoon...
[QUOTE=scerpica]life is like an eddie murphy movie. sometimes so boring you can´t even put it in words.
life is like a rainy sunday afternoon...[/QUOTE]
life is like a sunday afternooon, pretty to watch from a distance, but uncomfortable to be in the middle of
life is like a pair of steel nun chucks
Life is like a pair of steel nun chucks. Everyone thinks he could handle it well but in the end few people can really do it without hurting themselves or the wrong people.
Life is like an sms...
life is like an sms: i don't know what it is.
life is like spam...
Life is like spam - even though most of the time you hate it you still kinda believe in Penis Enlargement.
Life is like an octopus...
[QUOTE=stoyan]Life is like spam - even though most of the time you hate it you still kinda believe in Penis Enlargement.
Life is like an octopus...[/QUOTE]
Life is like an octopus, when you get scared you shit something out en swim in it, to keep you save.
Life is like your deodorant...
Life is like deodorant: it's stupid to try and make it last longer than it will.
Life is like a jar...
life is like a jar in a jar row and tonight i havent left any whiskey in it.
life is like a bob dylan song...
Life is like a Bob Dylan song: everyone thinks there's some important message in it.
Life is like The Lord of the Rings...
Life is like The Lord of the Rings... more often than not, way too tedious, filled with "characters" on some fuckin' "quest" that you couldn't care less about, and you don't know why trees are walking but you have to accept it b/c that's just how things are sometimes, and there's giant spiders.
Life is like a pillowcase filled with dead poodles...
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[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]Life is like The Lord of the Rings... more often than not, way too tedious, filled with "characters" on some fuckin' "quest" that you couldn't care less about, and you don't know why trees are walking but you have to accept it b/c that's just how things are sometimes, and there's giant spiders.
Life is like a pillowcase filled with dead poodles...[/QUOTE]
hahaha...lmao
those fuckin trees
[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]Life is like The Lord of the Rings... more often than not, way too tedious, filled with "characters" on some fuckin' "quest" that you couldn't care less about, and you don't know why trees are walking but you have to accept it b/c that's just how things are sometimes, and there's giant spiders.
Life is like a pillowcase filled with dead poodles...[/QUOTE]
You throw it into a river hoping you've seen the last of it and then that pesky Wolf from Gladiators turns up and saves the day.
Life is like Richard Simmons...
aaaannyyyyooonnnee??
who the fuck is richard simmons?
[QUOTE=arizona-bay]Life is like Richard Simmons...[/QUOTE]
Life is like Richard Simmons, its going along and your almost starting to get into the comical antics and uplifting message but then he bends over and you could almost swear you saw his balls
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i didn't know richard simmons was [I]supposed[/I] to be funny...i thought he was just....really bad...
um...
life is like flavoured water...
[QUOTE=arizona-bay]i didn't know richard simmons was [I]supposed[/I] to be funny...i thought he was just....really bad...
um...
life is like flavoured water...[/QUOTE]
life is like flavored water, it seems like a safe appealing thing that cant really be screwed up. And then you try the rasberry flavor and it taste like your drinking watered down perfume.
life is like being maced by a big scary cop named bunny
Life is like being maced by a big scary cop named Bunny - it's lethal but still rather rediulous.
Life is like the "Keep silent" signs in libraries...
Life is like the "keep silent" signs in libraries: accepted as something meaningful and authentic, but all it really is, is annoying.
Life is like traffic...
Life is like an electric pencil sharpener...
[I'd tell you to refer to the thing about the rock tumbler in Haunted, but instead...]
Life is like an elecric pencil sharpener: you think it's making you sharper, but really, it's just wearing you down.
Life is like an avocado...