"Life is like..."
Alright, somewhere in the Emporor Thread, somebody mentions a friend they once had who could metaphorically relate absolutely any object to life.
The example he used was, "Life is like a cigarrette. You inhale, you exhale. A momentary passing pleasure, but all the while, it's slowly killing you."
Welll, I don't know whether or not this is already a thred, but...
"Life is like a doorknob. Grab hold of it, and it'll turn for you...but just before it comes full circle, it stops and opens the door to someplace new."
Someone else do "life is like a dictionary..."
Life is like an empty can of Diet Coke. You lift it up to your lips expecting to be satisfied and refreshed, but you are invariably disappointed.
Life is like a paper clip...you start at the start, and it doesn't matter if or how you bend it, cut it, or leave it alone, you always end up at the end with everyone else.
Life is like a basket...no matter how much you fill it up with, once it breaks, you lose it all.
Seeing as Vendetta don’t reada tha rules, I’m turning this back into a game:
Life is like a dictionary. You try to find meaning and you end up meandering.
“Life is like a plate of beans…”
Thanks for noticing that it's a game, heh...
Life is like a plate of beans...accept it at face value, and it just looks like vomit, like nothing you'd ever want to touch...but look more closely at it, and, sure, it's gross, but at least it's more or less interesting.
"Life is like the colour orange..."
[QUOTE=Riddlegimp]Seeing as Vendetta don’t reada tha rules, I’m turning this back into a game:
Life is like a dictionary. You try to find meaning and you end up meandering.
“Life is like a plate of beans…”[/QUOTE]
I did notice I just didn't want to play.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]I did notice I just didn't want to play.[/QUOTE]
Grumplington blanketwet.
[QUOTE=sara faye]Now someone do this one: "Life is like a snowflake..."[/QUOTE]
Life is like a snowflake, it's cold and fragile and when it falls it's lost amongst billions of others in a mound that will just melt or sublime away.
Next up: Life is like a sidewalk...
Life is like a sidewalk. Ye get trodden on, shat upon, pissed on and then you have to pick chewing gum out of your hair.
Life is like a folk music festival...
Life is like boxing, there's always some chump trying to take you down.
Life is like a folk music festival. It sucks, but you always end up staying as long as you can waiting for something good that just might come. It doesn't get any better and in the end you feel like crying.
Life is like the smell of tobacco in your hair...
Life is like mud, it's all fun and games until someone dies.
Life is like the smell of tobacco in your hair - try to ignore it all you want, but it's there...make of it what you will...
Life is like a forest...
Life is like a forest. Count to tree and it's gone.
No really,
Life is like a forest. You walk around enjoying youself until you suddenly realize you're lost. Then you start crying for help but no one comes. In the end you give up searching for an exit and start meandering again, enjoying yourself, lost, alone, and yet utterly content.
Life is like a bad thread at the Cult...
[QUOTE=stoyan]Life is like a bad thread at the Cult...[/QUOTE]
Life is like a bad thread at the Cult, it starts out all full of hope and dreams of good times, but disintegrates into bickering and fighting over the purpose of its existence.
Life is like a fishing rod
Life is like a fishing rod: people say that the longer it is, the better it is. That isn't always true.
The same goes for "life is like a penis".
Life is like a button...
life is like a button. not always round but full of holes.
life is like a sofa...
Life is like a sofa - it starts out all nice and comfortable, and with time as everything gets worn in and faded away, eventually you're just thrown out on the street for the trashman to haul you off.
Life is like a hotel room.......
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life is like a hotel room and sometimes the girl opening the door isn´t the one of your dreams.
life is like cold coffee.....
Life is like cold coffee: what sounded like a good idea at the time will just leave you with a bad taste in your mouth and regretting the choice you made.
Life is like a boot...
Life is like a boot - pay other people to wash it for you.
Life is like a candy bar wrapper...
...covered with my fingerprints, the one piece of evidence I forgot to remove from the scene, which leads to my conviction.
Life is like a janitor's closet...
Life is like a janitor's closet - the only thing it's good for, is having sex in.
Life is like a beaver...
Life is like a janitor's closet. You can inhale all the damn cleaning fluids you want, but when you wake up, you're still sitting in a janitor's closet.
Life is like a fat guy in a bra...
Damn.
I like yours better...
Life IS like a candy bar wrapper...
Really.
Once you're done with sugary contents you just throw away it away (THIS IS A METAPHORE FOR YOUR BODY AND SUGARY CONTENTS = WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR LIFE I'M GOING TO COLLEGE)
Life is like a burning puppy...
Life is like a burning puppy you never know what you're gonna get
[QUOTE=NightMonkie]Life is like a burning puppy you never know what you're gonna get[/QUOTE]
It was only a matter of time...
Exactly I had to do it to myself before anyone else could ruin it for me
[QUOTE=NightMonkie]Exactly I had to do it to myself before anyone else could ruin it for me[/QUOTE]
To be fair, you combined it with the burning of puppies, which is nothing if not an interesting twist.
Sure whatever gets you off, freak.
Talkin' bout burnin puppies over here and I'm just trying to get through my day...
this is torture.
[QUOTE=NightMonkie]Sure whatever gets you off, freak.
Talkin' bout burnin puppies over here and I'm just trying to get through my day...[/QUOTE]
Entrapment!
[QUOTE=snuffy]this is torture.[/QUOTE]
Hey, we tried.
[QUOTE=snuffy]this is torture.[/QUOTE]
Reason I'm being a such a shithead.
Life is like torture... you're tied up naked inside a rowboat and covered with honey and milk so you get eaten alive by bugs over a period when you're pushed out into the swamp, but you still won't tell the river pirates where the diamonds are buried, because you're confident the hero will come and save you towards the end.
Life is like a network of steam tunnels under a college...
Life is like a network of steam tunnels under a college...half the people living in it don't go to the college.
yeah, i know, it sucks...
Life is like an almond...
Life is like an almond, you get plucked from your home on the tree, then you get mixed in with some shit that actually turns out to be chocolate. Then you get chewed up and mixed in with some other stuff, that in the end turns out to not be chocolate.
Life is like a Post-It.....
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my all time favorite:
Life is like a crap sandwich, no matter how much bread you use its still going to taste like shit
life is like a kick to the balls, it hurts like hell and makes you feel like you wanna puke, and then just when you think things can't get any worse you start pissing blood.
[QUOTE=FearlessFife3000]Life is like an almond, you get plucked from your home on the tree, then you get mixed in with some shit that actually turns out to be chocolate. Then you get chewed up and mixed in with some other stuff, that in the end turns out to not be chocolate.
Life is like a Post-It.....[/QUOTE]
Life is like a Post-It, walking thru life as God's little multi-colored messages, mostly unreadable, often misplaced and never sticking around due to all the muck thats gotten to us.
Life is like a ham sammich...
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Life is like a Post-It, walking thru life as God's little multi-colored messages, mostly unreadable, often misplaced and never sticking around due to all the muck thats gotten to us.
Life is like a ham sammich...[/QUOTE]
life is like a ham sandwich, it can be good if you got the right condiments and potato chips around you but in the end, its all just a slice out of a pigs ass
edit: life is like a bottle of rum...
life is like a bottle of rum, you can mix in almost anything you want, but inevitably you will fall on your face or puke all over.
Life is like an ugly hooker
Life is like an ugly hooker: You get what you pay for.
Life is like a hula hoop...
Life is like a hula hoop, fun as hell if you can do it right but mostly you cant and no one you know can except for those one or two people you envy
Life is like the word "groove"
[QUOTE=NightMonkie]Life is like the word "groove"[/QUOTE]
Life is like the word "groove", it's out of fashion now and should have never been in fashion to begin with.
Life is like an electric pencil sharpener
[QUOTE=NightMonkie]Life is like the word "groove"[/QUOTE]
Life is like the word "groove", it had its moment in the sun for awhile but after that you mostly just look back in a mix of embarrassment and nostalgia that you partook in using it
Life is like Vanilla Ice, you can't really remember it and when you ask someone to remind you what it was all about, you get all embarrassed and wish you were dead.