let's talk about my problems!!!
i need help with the females. i want advice, although i never really take advice, it's really all for attention and to have something semi-comforting to read. so, anyway, I'm going to ask you, the readers to post if you want me to go on with this or not... if the majority says no, i'll stop and kill myself!! 
no pressure. if the vote is yes... then i'll unleash a blathering blatherskite of bitching that even wrestling fans would get tired of!! so, anyway, please cast your vote by saying yes or no.
the first discussion will, maybe, be entitled, "steph".
sincerely, the conceited bastard.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I think you left out the part about what our yes' and no's are responding to.... I think you did.
umm....
Yes.
There is hope, but not for us.
No, you lanky bastard.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I think you left out the part about what our yes' and no's are responding to.... I think you did. [/B][/QUOTE]
oh, xchuck... do you know what a noogie is?? well if you don't, i have you in a headlock and i'm giving you one right now.
it's "yes" to hear my problems... and "no" to get me to kill myself. noogie head, you.
YES
and the tally is YES
Hooray!!
So umm.... do we get your story now, TwoPenny?
okeedokey...
i guess i will start by saying, "steph" has a boyfriend... she is very cute, in a cool way.. anyway, i keep digging myself a whole by asking her to take breaks and i'll tell her i'm "thinking" about giving her my phone number... she got mad-ish one time and asked me why i said that in the first place if i was just thinking of giving it to her... anyway, it was mostly manipulation to see what she'd say, but i expected okay or no thanks... i've said this twice i think, but what's really going on is, i don't want her to break up with the guy because of me... i just want her to break up with him so she can go out with me... anyway, i want the girl, but i keep feeling stupid everytime i give it a shot...
help! hehe
Thanks for the clearification 2PK. YES! YES! YES IS MY ANSWER!
Little late, XChuck, but a valiant effort
There is hope, but not for us.
Oh, just fuck it. Help her leave the guy.
I've done it before, it's not that bad. Actually, I admit it, it was kinda fun. I actually talked the guy into leaving the girl before dating her myself.
I feel evil.
But are you sure that you really like steph for steph?
I know this sounds twisted, and maybe it's only somethig that girls do, but sometimes I find that I like a guy much better sometimes when he's dating someone else. I'm not sure if this is because of the "forbidden fruit" thing, or just that the relationship they have looks so attractive. Did you know steph before she was dating this other guy?
There is hope, but not for us.
Rohan, you feel evil because you are evil.
There is hope, but not for us.
Rohan has yet to taste the blood of TRUE EVE-ILL!
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I'm sure another element, Jane, is that you see him in a relationship, meaning there's less chance of some freaky discovery about him having issues with commitment or something.
seeee??!!!! you feel evil!!!!! *gasp* seeee???!!!! hahaha
I have [i]so[/i] tasted true evil's blood! The hickey went wrong. It was kinda metallic and warm.
Most likely you're right, Rohan. You see a guy in a relationship, you see all the potential he has to be your boyfriend, Or for you guys, girlfriend. and if he would have committment issues, or cheat, or what.
There is hope, but not for us.
Yeap. You might get bored very quickly if you were actually going out with him/her.
Pure Evil and I did. All these lengths to get her single, and we got bored of each other the moment the 'evil' was over.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]But are you sure that you really like steph for steph?
I know this sounds twisted, and maybe it's only somethig that girls do, but sometimes I find that I like a guy much better sometimes when he's dating someone else. I'm not sure if this is because of the "forbidden fruit" thing, or just that the relationship they have looks so attractive. Did you know steph before she was dating this other guy? [/B][/QUOTE]
i met steph at work.
she told a friend of mine that she thought i was cute when her and her guy pal were on a break. two or three days later, i go to give her my number... this being before the last charade of number giving attempts/manipulations failed... she got back together with the douchebag the day i was giving her my number. hmmmmmmmmm.... HULK SMASH!!!!!!!
Hulk smash, eh? Sounds like serious business. So maybe my theory was all off. Crap. Well, at least I tried.
There is hope, but not for us.
Eviscerate the bastard.
eviscerate?? what's that... sorry... low vocabulary.
oh, jane... don't swing pitty... this is fun talking about it. it's very minor.
Eviscerate (v)
1 a : to take out the entrails of : DISEMBOWEL b : to deprive of vital content or force
2 : to remove an organ from (a patient) or the contents of (an organ)
No, stick with the HULK SMASH, that has class.
It's not pity, Kenny, it's sympathy. Or empathy. I forget the difference.
There is hope, but not for us.
hey, let's do it!!! sounds like some grotesque fun!! i want to kick his kidneys while they're on the sidewalk!!
oh, and i'm pretty sure he's a spoiled rich kid... gee...
Sympathy (n)
1 a : an affinity, association, or relationship between persons or things wherein whatever affects one similarly affects the other b : mutual or parallel susceptibility or a condition brought about by it c : unity or harmony in action or effect
2 a : inclination to think or feel alike : emotional or intellectual accord b : feeling of loyalty : tendency to favor or support
3 a : the act or capacity of entering into or sharing the feelings or interests of another b : the feeling or mental state brought about by such sensitivity
4 : the correlation existing between bodies capable of communicating their vibrational energy to one another through some medium
Empathy (n)
1 : the imaginative projection of a subjective state into an object so that the object appears to be infused with it
2 : the action of understanding, being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another of either the past or present without having the feelings, thoughts, and experience fully communicated in an objectively explicit manner; also : the capacity for this
I knew you were going to do that, dang it. Should have told you not to bother, it was a waste of the copy-paste function.
So which is it that I have then?
There is hope, but not for us.
Perpetual femininity.
Zing.
Although I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean, it was freaking clever. Snaps.
There is hope, but not for us.
Snaps? What's snaps?
ok ok ok... before this turns into a twenty page discussion on what snaps is... i'd like to say, let's rest this thread, until tomorrow, after i've looked at some........ research on the internet.
thanks for listening tonight.... until next time... this is kenny... signing off..
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Au revoir, dude.
Read ladder theory.
I'm going to press on and tell you what snaps is:
It's like saying kudos, good job, nice effort, props. "I give you snaps." Comprendes?
There is hope, but not for us.
Aye, ma'am.
I'll teach you American slang even if it kills me, you hear>?!!
There is hope, but not for us.
Won't work.
Are you just belligerent towards learning? Or what?
There is hope, but not for us.
Just don't care about American slang
The US, to be honest, is one place I hope never to go.
I kinda want to go to Australia...if it weren't for the fact that I never want to get on an airplane ever again ever. What, if i may ask, do you not like about the US (in a non-snotty way)?
There is hope, but not for us.
*shrug* Don't dislike the place, just have no desires to see it.
I'd much rather go to europe or wherever.
Or just not bother, and stay here
There's a McDonald's in the Vatican. And at Tower Hill in England where they used to execute all the royalty.
I don't know what made me think of that, it's just what I usually tell people when they ask what Europe was like. But staying where you are is probably cheaper.
There is hope, but not for us.
And better. There's a reason most Aussies are so laid back.
You think you're funny, but you're not. Well, not all the time.
Do you ever say "no worries" in real life? Cause I only ever knew one Australian guy, and he said it, and I was very confused, because I thought only Crocodile Dundee did that.
There is hope, but not for us.
Actually yeah, most of us say that alot.
It's common etiquette to use that at the end of most phone conversations.
COOOL. Instead of goodbye you say no worries? Sweet!
Am soo going to Australia now!
There is hope, but not for us.
Usually "No worries, mate. See ya."
And yes, we say g'day.
Yes.