Let's start a story.
(Typing this on my phone, sorry for any misspelled words)
Between all the Chuck books we've read I'm sure we can make a hectic story. I'm sure it's done before but let's just go ahead and give it a try with minimum flaming.
Course I'll start it off, and I wont limit this to one sentence only.
It was the first time for both of them, him 17 and trying to get it done with and out of the way, and her 16, thinking she'd be in love forever. The slow fellatio, the trembling hands over each others geography and finally, the awkward eye meeting insert A to B sex ed realization of the actual act.
Him on top "the man" he thought, remembering his plan as his body moved like the short choppy motion of a wave runner, seizuring above. You know, "the plan" sex with her now, a few small dates, some unreplied emails, then missing a big date and slowly breaking up.
You know, the slow dragged out death that animals get, because after all, we are animals. The problem with having sex in a public park (especially your first time) is how unpredictable nature can be.
Climbing for that all important glorious climax a man does shoot, things are getting real hot between the two clothes sweaty bodies, him a good 40 pounds heavier than her. 160 VS 120.
All of this is going great, up until an oak tree stars to fall, she, Julie, conscious and aware of the impending doom tried to move and get free but Andrew is too caught up in his cummings.
The tree lands on top of Andrew, severing his spine and leaving a good deep gash in his back, while Julie underneath him, legs stretched out, remains screaming between it all.
The ambulances cried, the parents shamed, the neighbors saw, the whole world herd that tree fall.
Inside the Doctors office good news isn't in sight. The cut is so deep on Andrews back and Julie was so pressed into that the only way the two can live is by severing both pairs of legs and sewing the two together!!!!
lol it's long, but that's what I wanted to write about.
two kids boning, and idiot thinking he could hit n it n quit it with a naive girl who ultimately have to make the most romantically unpleasant procedure ever and be sewn together!
Make something up from there, any which way you wanna go
hopefully that's good, and mind you I am on my phone!