Let's Play: Government Conspiracy Mad Libs!
Someone make a list of the following and I'll get back to you in a minute.
(A noun)
(Name of a book)
(Name of any city,state or country)
(Any fictional or non-fictional character)
(A hallucinogen)
(A pokemon)
(Scary monster attributes)
(Name of a store)
(A noun)
(A verb influenced by intoxication)
(A famous person who died in the 1960s or 70s.)
finger
twilight
kalamazoo
mike hawk
shrooms
holographic lapras
proboscis
7-11
hippo
poison
hendrix
On November 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas three shots fired from a finger window somewhere. A man named Lee Oswald was sitting in a book place reading Twilight when he said, “WHA! WHAT WAS THAT?!” and turned to the window just as a space satellite fired a fourth shot from Kalamazoo. Oswald gawked out the window in disbelief just when a man disguised as Mike Hawk crept up behind and clubbed him in the back of the neck. Oswald awoke in the street, armed with a revolver, injected with a heavy dose of shrooms. A big scary holographic Lapras with proboscis came staggering toward Oswald and he freaked out and shot it. He walked up and saw it had a Dallas P.D. badge and ran to a 7-11 where he hid behind a hippo until he passed out poisoned. Some men dressed in black picked him up and he awoke in a movie theatre. The men dressed in black paid Jimmy Hendrix for hooking them up with the drugs and other stuff and then he died later.
carrot
all the beautiful sinners
lansing, mi
henry rollins
trippy lick toads
jigglypuff
very rawwwrry
salvation army
wombat
squiffily stumbled
mama cass
That one's done. Here's a new list!
(Name of a city, state or country)
(A vehicle)
(A disguise)
(A weapon)
(Name of a city, state or country)
(A hazardous chemical)
(A Mexican festival)
(An American celebrity who recently died)
(A current day politician)
(An animal)
(Three famous people)
(An alcoholic beverage)
The Vatican state
magic carpet
ass-disguise
Death star
Moscow
lye
Cinco de Mayo
Michael Jackson
The president of french
tapir
Oscar Wilde, Kanye West, Ellen degeneres
Tequila
lansing, mi
vespa
charlie chaplin mustachio'd glasses
nightrious
cardiff
acetone cyanohydrin
torillafest '09
captain lou albano
nancy pelosi
rabbit
bob ross, oscar wilde, stephen fry
pittbull on crack.
BALLS!
Somewhere in The Vatican State, a vespa slammed into a pig truck and Nightrious dressed in Charlie Caplin mustachio'd glasses killed the wounded driver with death stars and took all the pigs to a secret lab in Moscow where they injected the pigs with acetone cyanohydrin and unleashed the mutated beasts into Tortilla fest ‘09, starting the SWINE FLU EPIDEMIC and shortly after, with the help of Michael Jackson and Captain Lou Albano smuggled the result toxin into the States. Then, when Jackson and Albano suddenly died to cut loose ends, Nancy Pelosi and the president of France petted their pet tapirs and rabbits in their laps and said, “Our plan is almost complete. Global health care will rule!!!” And Oscar Wilde, Kanye West and Stephen Fry sipped tequila and pit-bull on crackand laughed manically with them.
Hollywood
Audi
Raven black wig
Revolver
Manhattan
Uranium
Day of the Dead
Jackson
Obama
Panda
Dan Nigro, Megan Fox, & Kate Hudson
Smirnoff Triple Distilled
jinnyJEST
No! This is stupid!
These are NOT Charlie-Chaplin mustachioed glasses.
human boogers.
Or the world's most bizarre conjoined twins.
Or the worst facial disease ever that makes you look like a building and sidewalk-lawn.
Or what life is like in the sub-microscopic universe.
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