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i'm tricksy! ; D

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While bedridden, dying from a terminal illness, the Ponderosa's middle son fills his catheter bag.

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Hospices' Hoss pisses.

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or perhaps "Hospiced Hoss, pissed." I like this one better.

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While bedridden (not dying, but still under full-time medical care) the Ponderosa's middle son fills his catheter bag.

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BUMP

an easy one:

pugilist's underwear

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So did Jane ever come back or what?

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an easy one:

pugilist's underwear


Boxer's boxers.
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correct!

and sadly no, jane did not come back Sad

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While bedridden (not dying, but still under full-time medical care) the Ponderosa's middle son fills his catheter bag.
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lofivinyl wrote:
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While bedridden (not dying, but still under full-time medical care) the Ponderosa's middle son fills his catheter bag.

Isn't this already solved?

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i changed certain things to make the solution a different one

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eh screw it...i'll just tell ya

Hospital'd Hoss, piddled.

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maybe if you wrote it more in past tense so that we knew he filled his pee bag.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
maybe if you wrote it more in past tense so that we knew he filled his pee bag.

Your Nate had urinated?

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bahahahhaha

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I named my dingdong after myself!

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THESE NEED SOLVED. PLEASE. The second one has been
niggling at me, and I'm beginning to think it wasn't real.

*before the airduct, eschew deterrence

*complete shelter from divine garden implements

*first person future tense (hint: contraction) when inquiring of someone like Palin

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To have considered or examined in speech or writing things that are highly offensive or filled with distaste.

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Miss Amazing wrote:
THESE NEED SOLVED. PLEASE. The second one has been
niggling at me, and I'm beginning to think it wasn't real.

*before the airduct, eschew deterrence

*complete shelter from divine garden implements

*first person future tense (hint: contraction) when inquiring of someone like Palin

The first two are mine, and I'm thinking they're just worded poorly, I'll see if I can fix them. But I can give a hint on the second... it's a triptych.

The last one is: I'll ask an Alaskan?

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The last one is: I'll ask an Alaskan?

*thumbs up* *awesome!*

for the airduct one, am I anywhere close about
the heat exchange's heat exchange?

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i think it's something vent

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Pre-vent prevent?

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To have considered or examined in speech or writing things that are highly offensive or filled with distaste.

Discussed Disgust.
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The garden tool one has been bugging me. I keep trying to make it something about holy goes, but i can't make it work.

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underfoot surfaces of critters belonging to automobiles.

not very good, I know.

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Smartazboy wrote:
Pre-vent prevent?

Close... pre-vent shun prevention.
Terribly worded... blah.
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Maybe this will help the other one (now it's a diptych):

on the sheltered side of divine garden implements

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punctured stockings and divine garden tubing.

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Holey hoses, Holy hoses.

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Ding! Ding! Ding! Give that man a Cee-gar!

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The small solid extraterrestial body that hit Earth's atmosphere was composed of more beef than the previous one.

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ScribblingDes wrote:
underfoot surfaces of critters belonging to automobiles.

not very good, I know.

this one is so easy! come on, people.

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car pet's carpets

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nathaniel parker wrote:
The small solid extraterrestial body that hit Earth's atmosphere was composed of more beef than the previous one.

lawl.

Meatier meteor

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Hideous looking frigid prostitute.

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all I got is 'horrid whore'. anywhere close?

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Eye sore ice whore.

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OH SNAP

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It wasn't until I said ice whore out loud that I got it.

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easygoing norse shapeshifter

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convinced to buy nice leather shoes?

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Lofi, I got nothin so far.

Cam, does it have anything to do with shark skin? Cause I can't get that out of my head.

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Oh! Norse changes things.

Low key Loki

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no!

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Part of the pool must be determined by something else.

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Still no answer on this one?

XyZy wrote:
Maybe this will help the other one (now it's a diptych):

on the sheltered side of divine garden implements

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got it ...i had to add the hint cause otherwise it was toooo random

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Damages locks from a devil by twos.

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