let's play a word game
you got it
just one orifice
this one is killing me
it's not single sink-hole, is it?
whole hole?
I dunno!
Flying carpets flying carp pets.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
yes!
ohhhhhh! WELL DONE DES!!! *admires handiwork*
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Kit- think BODILY orifice (it's a naughty one)
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a sole asshole
you're funny
hah!
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
I've been trying to come up with one but I'm failing.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Bulb's light falling via soup container.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
a person is deeply and irretrievably interested in eating grapes that are dehydrated (he buys them with his visa)
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Oh! A sole asshole!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Yes! Still working on yours, Des.
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only ones I've even come close to getting where the tourette's one and the Chile one. 
Haha, same here, Nate.
Terrible Innards.
Incandescent in-can descent!
HA!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Awful offal.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Wow. That's tight.
You guys are good at these, and Des, O <3'd yours SO MUCH. Good one for getting it, Tuffy!
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argh
argh
hint: there is french in it.
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is the visa part referring to a credit card?
yes...exactly. he buys them with plastic.
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I hope I'm doing it right:
Smaller small piece of wood joint that hold's your leg together piece of clothing joint that hold's your leg together.
report from Dracula or a muppet
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The Count account The Count ...?
One funny answer, ah ah. TWO funny answers, ah ah ah.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
a Count account
: )M.M.
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ha I tried. my mild dyslexia doesn't help me with this game at all I'll end up turning the answers in to anagrams.
That could be an even more challenging game. you got to figure out the homonyms and then unravel the anagrams to see if it's right.
it's like that Star Trek chess game with three levels nshit!
i give up on the dehydrated grapes one. it's driving me crazy. am i going to kick myself when i see the answer?
the only thing I could come up with was raisins and raison d'etre. but couldn't figure out how they fit the sentence.
nate you are lacking but one word to solve it! it has to do with the credit card part
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my husband is guessing raisin debtor's raison d'etre
raising the carte? heh i don't know french
yeah kit that sounds right...i'm an idiot hahah
kit, high 5 your husband for me!
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Incandescent in-can descent!
HA!
Yay! I'm so glad someone got it.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Thanks!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
This one should be easy.
Much missed cultie bluebird joint.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I just realized that you were doing this in the Count voice hahaha ya jerk!
Jane S. Jay Nest
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scientology founder and his gender and a much-missed cultie
it one only works in lower case.
edit: actually, I guess it doesn't work in lower case either. nevermind.
I ron man ironman?
HA awesome
A physician brings his female boat in from the open water.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Close! Janey jay knee.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Doctor docks her.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Oh, damn. I meant to say brought, not brings.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
allowed her a louder
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