let's play a word game
you give a clue to a solution that is only made of homonyms or word combinations that are homonyms
example:
"frightened friend of pooh is substandard"
answer:
inferior in-fear Eeyore.
Got it?!
Ok here is your first one:
"large orange gourds drain relatives dry"
THIS THREAD IS TO LURE JANE BACK TO US.
That is all.
Commence!!!
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That's the perfect condition for word games! Here's another:
castle architecture with a swearing problem
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A trick involving a yellow-green map
JAAAAAAAAAneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....come out and PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!
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castle architecture with a swearing problem
Turret with tourettes?
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
turret's Tourettes. CLOSE ENOUGH!
now YOU make one for me! (pleeeease?)
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These are good. My brain just won't... do the... brain... thingie.
This is why we can't have nice things.
This game is blowing my mind.
"Osteichthyes Angling" is the best i can do for now.
And it's weak.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Kate!
South American County's cold soup.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
flying fish fly-ing fish?
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county or country? I was gonna say Chile's chilly chili
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This... I don't spell particularly well whilst drunken interwebing.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
I am sober internetting and I dont spel so gud either ; D
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It occurs to me that we could even make this more elaborate and hysterical by using the censored versions of words on here. Does anyone know if there is a comprehensive list of the word switches? I know there is "smurf" and "cha-cha", from posting in shout. i guess I could go in there and find out what they all are?
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Yeah, we need to compile that list. I'm sure Kirka has it somewhere.
allow me to summon thee:
kirkakirkakirka
"Chacha"?
This is why we can't have nice things.
< Dyslexic
"large orange gourds drain relatives dry"
Pumpkins pump kins...?
yeah, that's what happens when you try to say 'pussy' in the shoutbox
Frank: YES!
Here is another one-
being highly focused inside of temporary shelters
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Intense in tents?
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Yup! You guys need to make one. It's fun! The map one is still unsolved.
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Freedom for a MAD word writer's casual shirt.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
oooh this one is gonna be a toughie, i can tell!
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A trick involving a yellow-green map
chartreuse chart ruse?
Liberty (for) LIB-er's tee
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YES kit <33333
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Ok here's another for my word-nerd aux <3
a diatribe on the subject of neckware-related incursions
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umm... a tie raid tirade?
Dishonest persons' large spotted cats scam that woman.
Kit- Yes!
ooooh yours is a good one! I am thinking!!!
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here's another one while i'm thinking
just one orifice
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cheater's cheetahs cheat her
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Cheesy ones:
Shakespeare in prison.
and
Uninterested dutch swine.
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barred bard
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yes!
derelict's indistinct declamation
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You're too good at these.
Secured fish from a lake.
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Bored Boer Boar
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vagrant's vague rant!
You're too good at these.
Secured fish from a lake.
bass in basin?
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You're too good at these.
Secured fish from a lake.
bass in basin?
Locked Lox in a Loch!
I maybe didn't follow the correct rules
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supernatural rugs domestic enchanted fish
just one orifice
this one is killing me
ointment expolsion
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balm bomb?
yeah the "in a" is pushing it....ideally you want the whole thing to be an exact group of homonyms with no extraneous joiner words. now if you have to get your homonym from the end of one word and the beginning of the next word slurred together, that is totally ok!
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kit YES vis the bomb
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permitted the lady to turn up the volume
oh mannnnnn
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Three beers.
Three vicodens.
Three a.m.
I'd just strain something.
This is why we can't have nice things.