Less is More - NMI

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Sun, 01/20/2013 - 01:48
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I'd like to throw something hard at a certain person's head. (not Lucy!)

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Sun, 01/20/2013 - 02:36
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I hate mixed signals and don't understand why people can't just tell it like it is.

^This.

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Sun, 01/20/2013 - 05:32
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rosiemoonjumper wrote:
I'd like to throw something hard at a certain person's head. (not Lucy!)

This is hilarious. I almost want to sig it. I can't imagine who would think that you would want to throw something at lucy's head.
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Sun, 01/20/2013 - 05:51
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audreythirteen wrote:
rosiemoonjumper wrote:
I'd like to throw something hard at a certain person's head. (not Lucy!)

This is hilarious. I almost want to sig it. I can't imagine who would think that you would want to throw something at lucy's head.

Babysitting has taught me that that's not entirely implausible.

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Sun, 01/20/2013 - 16:02
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I've babysat and yeah it can get bad but I've never gotten to the point where I would want to throw something at a child's head. Trip or make them cry yes, but never throw something at their head. That's just cruel to do to a baby.

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Sun, 01/20/2013 - 16:10
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You've never babysat two really bad kids and wanted to throw one at the other's head?

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Sun, 01/20/2013 - 17:54
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I'm never going to cut the shit and I can't believe I let myself get into this.

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Sun, 01/20/2013 - 23:14
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Ritt wrote:
You've never babysat two really bad kids and wanted to throw one at the other's head?

No. I don't want them to get dumber than they already are.
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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 07:58
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Fuck. Off. People are out of their minds these days.

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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:24
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Blech...work.

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Tue, 01/22/2013 - 00:08
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It's been 4 years. She is your mother. She gave you everything.

How do you sleep at night?

(oh hai, i'm a newbie. i like this thread.)

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Wed, 01/23/2013 - 17:02
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Oh hi Lenny, I like that you're a newbie and you post in other threads. I think other things about you but I can't say because of where we are.

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Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:09
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Now I have far to many prospects to juggle. Its sort of fun

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Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:55
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Noahrm23 wrote:
Now I have far to many prospects to juggle. Its sort of fun

Don't do it. It gets bad.
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Thu, 01/24/2013 - 17:58
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Ah, youth.

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Thu, 01/24/2013 - 21:55
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Tuffy wrote:
Ah, youth.

Or I guess go balls out and have fun while you can Noah.
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Sun, 01/27/2013 - 17:46
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uhg

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Sun, 01/27/2013 - 18:08
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Yep.

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Sun, 01/27/2013 - 18:16
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they suck

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Sun, 01/27/2013 - 18:38
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(Singing)All by myselff

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Sun, 01/27/2013 - 20:46
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(All of yours fit pretty well too. But I raise....)

Care dammit. Or no one else will.

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Mon, 01/28/2013 - 05:45
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I don't know what to do.

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Mon, 01/28/2013 - 08:09
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7 days of waiting, grr!

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Tue, 01/29/2013 - 00:03
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I feel better now.

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Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:00
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Shit. Shit shit.
Balls out or balls deep? Eww. Sorry I havnt been sleeping much and when I do I have fucked up dreams. I realize my situation is fucked and dumb. Oh and I wont be paying my bills next month

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Tue, 02/05/2013 - 04:53
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- Stop invading my personal space. You're coming in to ask for information. You stand on the other side of the desk, not behind me, or next to me. You just don't.

- What is the fucking point of me sitting here if nobody is going to believe I know what I'm talking about? Makes me feel like I should go back to not knowing shit and just send them directly to the case workers. Geez.

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Tue, 02/05/2013 - 23:13
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So fuckin pissed right now.

I'm drinking all the fuckin wine.

After the kids go to bed, I mean.

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 02:54
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Oooo Hope you feel better Alecia.

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:17
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I give up.

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 22:29
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Trouble trouble trouble.

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Thu, 02/07/2013 - 05:41
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I'm fucked.

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Thu, 02/07/2013 - 05:44
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Fuck this fucking February and you, you fucking moron.

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Thu, 02/07/2013 - 08:38
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Not sure where I'm going or whether I should bother.

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Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:32
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Hello, Bourbon, my old friend...

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Sat, 02/16/2013 - 05:22
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I love that guy! He's the best wingman. Not just cuz he makes you feel confident, but because it impresses cheap women at bars that you're his old time buddy.

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Sat, 02/16/2013 - 06:34
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I'm being killed with kindness.

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Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:20
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It's not because I give a shit, it's because you made this huge deal out of thinking I give a shit when I don't give the slightest shit at all. If you want to be vulgar, go right ahead.

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Sun, 02/17/2013 - 23:25
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fine then

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 22:55
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Fuck Today

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 22:56
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Fuckit

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 01:51
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I maybe, I don't know. Could be bad,I'm not sure.

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 04:25
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Well, that was stupid.

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 21:43
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Dark secrets breed harsh realities.

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 21:44
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Silly. Dark secrets cover-up harsh realities.

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Thu, 03/21/2013 - 17:16
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Thu, 03/21/2013 - 17:30
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Ritt
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"Because we like you!"

"M-O-U-S-E!"

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Thu, 03/21/2013 - 20:44
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Ha!

Oh, Ritt! You are silly.

NMI:

I'm worried.

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Thu, 03/21/2013 - 23:58
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Don't worry, hunny!

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Fri, 03/22/2013 - 19:14
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He spelled it with a "u". That's so awesome! So, Winnie-the-Pooh!

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Mon, 03/25/2013 - 02:22
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That holy water didn't sizzle as loud as I thought it would.

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