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because leopards are sexy.

 

 

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FIRST!

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Jaguars are better.

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This thread is now about ocelots

(who's awesome? you're awesome.)

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those are cute. that second picture makes me want to give a loud 'awwwwwwwwwww'

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what? no love?

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...my god...is that...the antichrist?

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damien, get out of here.

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This is the Bengal cat. A breed created from mating ordinary cats with clouded leopards (the Asian ones)

[IMG]http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh279/Odegrar/BengalCatGoldRosetted3.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh279/Odegrar/IMG_2351.jpg[/IMG]

 

I wanted to buy one, until I found out they're 2000 bucks...

 

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the cheetah is the fastest animal on the planet!

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also the craziest

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[img]http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/tiger-pig3.jpg[/img]

Tyger and Pyg!

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Now, that's cute!

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that pig was alive for ten more seconds so its not really that cute

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No actually, the tiger raised a whole littler of piglets.

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I don't think so. I have seen large cats living together with species they are supposed to have for lunch/dinner. Of course, only in zoos and other places where they have no need to hunt.

The way you put it, tigers could never be used for shows because they'd attack people. And we know that never happens...

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jane s. wrote:

No actually, the tiger raised a whole littler of piglets.

I remember I saw that on TV one day.

 

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jane s. wrote:

No actually, the tiger raised a whole littler of piglets.

now that is something.

babe 3: raised by tigers. tell the studios!

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ejrathke wrote:

also the craziest

also the cheesiest!

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Odegrar wrote:

This is the Bengal cat. A breed created from mating ordinary cats with clouded leopards (the Asian ones)

 

I wanted to buy one, until I found out they're 2000 bucks...

 

It's now a mission in my life to get one of those.

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I think they're about $900 for a male here and $800 for a female....that's doable

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I think they're about $900 for a male here and $800 for a female....that's doable

Not in Argentina, babe.

Anyway, buying one from an American breeder and have it brought all the way home would be far more expensive for me.

So, if it's "doable"... why don't you become my personal hero and buy me one for my brithday?

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i´m really disappointed that this is not the leotard appreciation thread.

 

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scerpica wrote:

 

i´m really disappointed that this is not the leotard appreciation thread.

 

 

How is it that Tom didn't make a parody thread with that?

I'm intrigued.

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Odegrar wrote:

#6495ED wrote:

I think they're about $900 for a male here and $800 for a female....that's doable

Not in Argentina, babe.

Anyway, buying one from an American breeder and have it brought all the way home would be far more expensive for me.

So, if it's "doable"... why don't you become my personal hero and buy me one for my brithday?

Smile

Well, I was replying to Ritt, who I assume lives much closer to me than you do. I don't think customs would appreciate me shipping animals to Argentina

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scerpica wrote:

 

i´m really disappointed that this is not the leotard appreciation thread.

 

 Leotardo appreciation thread?

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#6495ED wrote:

I think they're about $900 for a male here and $800 for a female....that's doable

going to st. louis...

...someday

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this guy is getting molested by women pretending to be leopards

 

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I disagree, the two dressed as leopards are clearly about to attack me.

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Ritt wrote:

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I think they're about $900 for a male here and $800 for a female....that's doable

going to st. louis...

...someday

well, that was on the interwebs, I'm not sure where from. I think it was www.bengalcat.net

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labelleza wrote:

I disagree, the two dressed as leopards are clearly about to attack me.

fine have it your way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEhPGmwC_Jk

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Leopard's are hot when they attack.

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That's what you get for poking a Leopard, motherfucker!

(I totally hope that prickhead lost an eye or something)

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I thought this was an appreciation for the novel "The Leopard" by Lampedusa.  Those bengal cats are beautiful...Leopards are sexy.  That's why 70s sex gods and goddesses used all that leopard print.  They also have the strength to drag a freakin' gazelle up a tree!  Word.   Jaguars and ocelots are mad cool too.

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zoobot wrote:

Leopards are sexy.  That's why 70s sex gods and goddesses used all that leopard print. 

I have leopard print bed covers and leopard print underwear.

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i have a leopard print tongue!

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nathaniel parker wrote:

i have a leopard print tongue!

ew.

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Is that from licking leopard fur?

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phlegmatics wrote:

this guy is getting molested by women pretending to be leopards

 

 

Dude! does woman look like men!

 

Morey will sure back me up on this one.

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nathaniel parker wrote:

i have a leopard print tongue!

i have greatly underestimated you. one thousand respect points.

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one more thing, the only way to become any cooler is to tattoo your entire body leopard.

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labelleza wrote:

I disagree, the two dressed as leopards are clearly about to attack me.

Nuh-uh, they're looking at me!

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You wish.