Legally Durden's Proof of his Name Change
folks, I didn't want anyone to miss out on reviewing this interesting document because the name change thread has deteriorated into something much more, well, something, and in no small part thanks to me, and i'm afraid it will get lost without the wide viewership this document deserves. i am particularly interested in knox's comments.
btw, i blacked out his original name and the names of his witnesses. i don't have mr. durden's permission to do this, so seeing as i am doing it, the least i could do is protect his family and his co-conspirators. in the interest of a free press and open disclosure in cyberville, i am hopeful he will forgive my temerity.
enjoy!
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I'm calling him RJ from now on.
fram, just tell us: did he have a hideous name?
i am terrified of libel . . . thank klOpper.
no, his original name was quite normal, plain even.
here's the document:
*nervous libellous laughter, gulp* oh, great.
fram, quick...e-mail tyler durden and ask if it's OK if you post it 
i think i'll take the risk. *still laughs nervously*
Well, call me a dick, but this is fucking stupid beyond belief.
YOU FUCKED THE WORST, NOW FIGHT THE BEST!
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*starts to sweat, dials attorney, phone rings, fram's lawyer answers* I NEED HELP!
you dick!!
actually, i totally agree with you...but all these details have been hashed out in the "who else changed their name" thread. and if you don't have about 2 hrs to kill, i suggest you just steer clear.
copyright infringement?? maybe tyler durden is looking at copyright infringement, if chuck wants to file suit.
saved by moe.ron's sweet logic! *dodges bullet*
the adversary isn't behaving quite adversarial, now is it?
as to framstedt's question in the Virgin Suicides hread, i never did doubt that he changed his name, that was the thing i thought was the most dumb; not that he was prancin around saying he did this but the fact that he did do it
well, i'm glad we got that cleared up. are you planning to smack him down again tonight?
don't instigate, fram.
i dont know, i really dont wanna waste any more time on a fuckin loser like that. i got a big project to finish by thursday so most likly i wont even drop by, not too sure
thattaboy knox. be cool, stay in school!
fuck im hating it tho, ba-ru-tal, fucking huge projects and what not
wasn't instigating, just seeing if he'd take the bait. walk the dog, knox. rex'll appreciate the one on one master and servant bonding time alone.
"suitable for framing, of your very own."
Oh my fucking god. I'm seriously considering doing that. What's the fee? If it's not too much, I just might do this, for real. I mean come on, every new person that walks in your home, you can be like "And this is some fag that changed his name to the name of a character in a movie. What a fucktard, huh?" and everyone will laugh and you will be popular and loved hoo ray.
It would also make a nice gift for the special palahniuk fans in your life.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Adversary [/i]
[B]Well, call me a dick, but this is fucking stupid beyond belief. [/B][/QUOTE]
Dick.
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Hey Disx, what movie is your latest Av from?
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They're all from Equilibrium until my little title changes to something besides 'equilibrium'. It's simple, really.
riiight. cool. that's an easy enough system. i'll have to go check out this 'ee-kwil-igree-um' movie you speak of...
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man now i want to buy it and frame it and show it off and laugh at it...damn consumer instincts...
i kid..i kid..
but really that'll be great...
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Wait, so I'm confused. How did Fram get the doc? Legally Tyler email it to you with his real name on it and all? Surprising.
i think legal-t is desperate for attention so he is willing to send it to anybody who asked
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I think it would be cool if he went by "legal-t" from now on.
Then we can pretend that he's a relative of "Mr. T" which is just slightly less retarded than the real story. 
i pity the fool...
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oh mr T...did you see him when he was on conan? they went to this orchard..and he was yelling at the apples. conan reached up to pick off the apples, mr T was like, you got to scare them off the trees...oh mr T
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Ooh ooh ooh... Mr T, I've got pics!
For [url=http://disx.netfirms.com/MrT.htm]fun[/url]
muahhahaha
oh mr t
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rents, i asked him for it, sent an email and he sent it to me posthaste. i felt it was my duty to share given sunday's extreme postings!
Your ninja mr t reminded me of this gem of a site:
[url]www.realultimatepower.net[/url]
You guys HAVE to fucking read the stuff on this site. Hilarity abound. Trust me, it's sick, and when i say sick, i mean totally awesome.
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These two have to be my favourites, from a script the guy wrote to get us "pumped"
The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome.
AND
There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure.
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AND
While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.
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But fag is so versatile and wonderful. =\
And yes, RUP is hoo ray.
For sure. It is SO much funnier, now that there's proof.