Le Cult Menu
I was being serious. I think it could be an awesome book.
I really could, you know. I have plenty of recipes swirling around in my head.
Please do this.
I was being serious. I think it could be an awesome book.
I really could, you know. I have plenty of recipes swirling around in my head.
Please do this.
Seriously. Do it. I would buy it.
rosiemoonjumper whatthefukdidijustputonmytoast brunch spread
Veggies
Mites (super ripe adults)
Oil can of Foster's lager
Slice of Bread
1. Throw Veggies and Mites in a blender
2. Add a dash of Foster's lager to the blender concontion, and drink the rest - don't forget to douse the collar of you ringer t-shirt generously with lager
3. Toast bread with the remnants of Yahoo Serious's burnt out career on a VHS tape (or Betamax, whichever is on hand)
4. Slather contents of blender on toast
Crack open another Oil Can of Foster's, and enjoy!!
Newgirl, I like you.
But.
If you confuse me with an Aussie again I'm going to have to bite you on the bum.
Rosiemoonjumper's Wild Rumpus Breakfast
boxes of weetbix
canisters of Milo mix
gallons of milk
Get a kiddie pool fill with gallons of milk. Throw Milo mix in the milk and start a wild rumpus in the kiddie pool. Grab weetbix boxes and crush all the weetbix while roaring and proceed with the wild rumpus. Enjoy!
How could I have missed this thread? How could I have missed this?
Brilliant.
Pepper Pot Lentil and Guineess Pie
Lentils
Tomatoes
Guinness
Pepper
Assorted veges able to be chopped one handed.
A crockpot
More guinness
80s and 90s Alternative Rock Music.
Dr Martins Boots.
Firstly turn on the music. Make sure it's something loud and catchy, a dash of Violent Femmes usually does the trick.
Place Lentils in crockpot. Take a swig of Guinness. Place Tomoates in crockpot. Take another few swigs of guinness. Add a shitload of pepper. More guiness, some for you and some for the crockpot. Add some other crap to the lentil stuff, who cares anymore? Dancing around now, grab what ever you can while drinking more Guinness. Make sure whatever you chuck into the lentil pot pie can be done one handed, some celery or something. Did we turn on the crockpot? Meh. More guinness goes into the cook. While dancing around now shouting/singing "Dance Mother Fucker Dance" Stand on the cat by mistake. Sit down and pat cat better. Allow yourself to rest for a while on the floor. Throw up a little and remove Dr Martins Boots. Discard of boots by throwing them across the room. Once you've raised yourself up again check that the lentils have softened and wash down the vomit with some guinness. Go pass out for a few hours until the Lentil Pot Pie is done. Serve with water and paracetamol.
Sorries!! 
I was being serious. I think it could be an awesome book.
I really could, you know. I have plenty of recipes swirling around in my head.