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It's made in like Paraguay or something. Shipping costs, man.
This is why we can't have nice things.
says you!
what i mean is, the herbs in the supermarket that come from Ecuador cost 99cents.
where are your shipping costs now?
A jar of Nutella is 5 bucks here.
It's actually a lot cheaper than it used to be. Either that or it's just much more reasonably-priced here (i.e. Pittsburgh).
This is why we can't have nice things.
what i mean is, the herbs in the supermarket that come from Ecuador cost 99cents.
where are your shipping costs now?
Dude. How big is an herb? It's THIS big -> . Right. A jar of Nutella is the size of a baby rabbit and twice as heavy. It adds up.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Awwww, baby rabbits.
what i mean is, the herbs in the supermarket that come from Ecuador cost 99cents.
where are your shipping costs now?
Dude. How big is an herb? It's THIS big -> . Right. A jar of Nutella is the size of a baby rabbit and twice as heavy. It adds up.
still doesn't make sense that it would be cheaper in Australia than it is here.
though, I'm guessing I may have a skewed perspective of grocery prices given my current location.
About how much is your NY nutella?
the market on my corner sells it for like $7, which is ridiculous. Should be $4 or 5, tops.
Wow! I just looked. Locally I can buy Nutella for $3.28.
Ditto. That's just your crazy NY prices. Randomtown, USA doesn't pay that much.
GUYS YOU HAVE DERAILED THIS THREAD COMPLETELY GET BACK TO MAKING RECIPES.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
The Kit KitKat
1 chocolate thing (or whatever, anything)
Go to store, buy chocolate thing (or whatever, anything). Go to NY, sell chocolate thing (or whatever, anything).
EDIT: Delicious, delicious profit!
Perfect.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Coffee, Cigarettes, Laxatives.
The Hilla-rat Diet
Man is the cruelest animal.
The one person with an actual food item for a username and no recipe for her in this thread.
tsk tsk you guys, really letting the ball drop.
tsk tsk you guys, really letting the ball drop.
The Mrs. Dash Assassin
Ingredient(s)
pepper
Mrs. Dash
machete
Take your machete and destroy Mrs. Dash. Use pepper on all the things!
tsk tsk you guys, really letting the ball drop.
The Mrs. Dash Assassin
Ingredient(s)
pepper
Mrs. Dash
machete
Take your machete and destroy Mrs. Dash. Use pepper on all the things!
ha
I am also one of these.
Have you managed to try one yet?
Aren't those traditionally made with beet juice as sweetener/coloring?
Or am I thinking of something else?
Whatever it uses, it doesn't taste like beets. One thing I did learn is that it's a variety of chocolate cake. NOM
I have no clue, I've never had a cupcake.
You need to pop that cherry, stat.
Nyet. Das ist a Borschtcake!
This is why we can't have nice things.
all you need is a cupcake pan, irina.
also, a red velvet cupcake is a chocolate cake that is dyed a dark red. usually served with cream cheese frosting. I think at one time it had other edible dyes like beet, but now it's just more of a rich cocoa cake.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I have a cupcake pan, baby, but I don't have the skills to put the icing on top without it looking like a mess.
4 pack thin sliced pork chops.
Salt and pepper 'em, then throw a ton of this on there
with about 1 Tbsp each of soy sauce and sriracha.
Pan sear 90-120 secs. per side then throw in the oven on bake at 400 for about 8 mins.
Slice it up and mash some damn 'taters.
GAME
teriyaki chicken tacos with a little bit of pineapple on there never hurt no one neither.
Who is that dish?
It's a secret dish. it must be Gotschallan as he is a mystery that never posts.
Cheeseburger:
Beat an egg in a medium sized bowl until it's a tiny bit bubbly and frothy.
Drop in 1lb hamburger meat, s&p, minced or powdered garlic, bread crumbs, a dab of mayo and squirt in some bbq sauce (or steak sauce, anything thick. Ketchup even works in a pinch).
Smush it all together until you can't see any egg goop, then smush it together even more.
Pour in 1/4 cup of the beer of your choice and smush some more. The meat mix will soak up the beer.
Also, you should have heated up the pan before all of this to a medium heat.
Score the meat mix vertical and horizontal. Separate the mixture into 4ths and form them into patties one at a time. Put them somewhere.
Dust one side with seasoning salt and drop it seasoned-side-down onto the pan. It better sizzle.
Throw some seasoning salt on the exposed side. Cook for about 8 minutes, then flip.
Cook 6 minutes or so, then put on your cheese. When the cheese melts, the burgers are done.
This is one of the few things i like to cook on a stove and not on the grill. Also you should toast the buns.
Nice!
Amen.
Also,
Oriental Mac
Box Mac n Cheese
Can Tuna
Chopstix
1. Cook Mac n Cheese in pan as direction on box says.
2. Drain Tuna and add to Mac n Cheese.
3. Eat with chopstix.
I used to do this back in college, so I wouldn't feel bad about eating Mac n Cheese so much. Still do it once in a while.
*Add liberal amounts of Texas Pete, or hot sauce of choice.
Hipsters drink Tecate Mexican beer. Or anything from a metal can except PBR
I drink PBR and Tecate becuase its cheap.
Also twice baked Potatoes with fried bits of red potatoes, broccoli, cheese whatever else.
Come on by and I will make them for you all.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Alright! I'm on my way!
You guys are doing this topic wrong.
Have you read the rest of it? Go read the first page.
Noah's Twice Baked Holiday Surprise
Six Pack of PBR
New Socks
Tofurky
Yams
Spicy Mac n Cheese
Drink a PBR. Bake yams in 350 oven about an hour, mean while drink another PBR and prepare spicy mac n cheese and Drink Another PBR and warm up tofurky.
When the yams are nearly finished put on new socks. Drink PBR.
Mix tofurky, spicy mac n cheese in a large mixing bowl. Scoop out center of yams and mush into mac n cheese tofurky mixture until well blended. Drink PBR. Put all back into yam skins and bake for half an hour.
Drink PBR.
Enjoy.
Yams? thats a questionable choice. But yes that is generally how I cook.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
What pepper said. You're doing it wrong. This isn't a place to post actual recipes but made up recipes that describe another cultie's essence.
Beat an egg in a medium sized bowl until it's a tiny bit bubbly and frothy.
Drop in 1lb hamburger meat, s&p, minced or powdered garlic, bread crumbs, a dab of mayo and squirt in some bbq sauce (or steak sauce, anything thick. Ketchup even works in a pinch).
Smush it all together until you can't see any egg goop, then smush it together even more.
Pour in 1/4 cup of the beer of your choice and smush some more. The meat mix will soak up the beer.
Also, you should have heated up the pan before all of this to a medium heat.
Score the meat mix vertical and horizontal. Separate the mixture into 4ths and form them into patties one at a time. Put them somewhere.
Dust one side with seasoning salt and drop it seasoned-side-down onto the pan. It better sizzle.
Throw some seasoning salt on the exposed side. Cook for about 8 minutes, then flip.
Cook 6 minutes or so, then put on your cheese. When the cheese melts, the burgers are done.
This is one of the few things i like to cook on a stove and not on the grill. Also you should toast the buns.
I need a cookbook with recipes written like this.
you should have heated up the pan before all of this
Put them somewhere.
It better sizzle.
I need a cookbook with recipes written like this.
you should have heated up the pan before all of this
Put them somewhere.
It better sizzle.
hehe
Stephen you should write a recipe book with random short stories in between recipes.
That's actually not a bad idea. It could be true stories like when i puked in the cop car or that time when my brother wacked me in the nuts so i projectile vomited.
I'd read it.
Spicy Black Bean Soup with Chicken Sausage.
First take a shot or Tequila
Next cut up a large Onion and a few Bell Peppers and smash a garlic clove.
Fry them up with some salt and pepper and throw in a little DosXX and a little ground cumin.
Drink the rest of the DosXX
Take a shot of Tequila
Now Take 2-3 sausage links and cook them up in a saute pan as well till fully cooked. If your feeling ripe, add a little tequila.
Next open 2 cans of Black Beans(drained)
Put them in a big ass pot then heat up with 2 cups of chicken broth.
Drink a DosXX then cut up 2 canned Chipotle Chilli peppers(in Adobo) if you want a mouth fire cut up like 3-4 of them.
Put in the pot along with the Bell Peppers,Onions,Garlic and Sausage.
Season to taste with some ground Cumin, Chili Powered and salt/pepper.
Simmer for a while and have another beer, maybe watch Sons of Anarchy on the DVR.
Go back and take out like a cup to a cup and a half of the soup and purify it (I don't mean dowse it with Holy Water) then add back to the pot and simmer some more.
Now while that is simmering here is the icing.
Take some plain Greek Yogurt, about a cup to a cup and a half. Add lime zest and juice then a little Honey and mix up then put back in the fridge.
When the soup seems right (consistency, seasoning) Dish into bowls, add a large dollop of the Yogurt/Lime mix in the center and mix. Have a beer and enjoy.
This can also be made in a crock pot.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I was being serious. I think it could be an awesome book.
First take a shot or Tequila
Next cut up a large Onion and a few Bell Peppers and smash a garlic clove.
Fry them up with some salt and pepper and throw in a little DosXX and a little ground cumin.
Drink the rest of the DosXX
Take a shot of Tequila
Now Take 2-3 sausage links and cook them up in a saute pan as well till fully cooked. If your feeling ripe, add a little tequila.
Next open 2 cans of Black Beans(drained)
Put them in a big ass pot then heat up with 2 cups of chicken broth.
Drink a DosXX then cut up 2 canned Chipotle Chilli peppers(in Adobo) if you want a mouth fire cut up like 3-4 of them.
Put in the pot along with the Bell Peppers,Onions,Garlic and Sausage.
Season to taste with some ground Cumin, Chili Powered and salt/pepper.
Simmer for a while and have another beer, maybe watch Sons of Anarchy on the DVR.
Go back and take out like a cup to a cup and a half of the soup and purify it (I don't mean dowse it with Holy Water) then add back to the pot and simmer some more.
Now while that is simmering here is the icing.
Take some plain Greek Yogurt, about a cup to a cup and a half. Add lime zest and juice then a little Honey and mix up then put back in the fridge.
When the soup seems right (consistency, seasoning) Dish into bowls, add a large dollop of the Yogurt/Lime mix in the center and mix. Have a beer and enjoy.
This can also be made in a crock pot.
You're doing it wrong too!
First take a shot or Tequila
Next cut up a large Onion and a few Bell Peppers and smash a garlic clove.
Fry them up with some salt and pepper and throw in a little DosXX and a little ground cumin.
Drink the rest of the DosXX
Take a shot of Tequila
Now Take 2-3 sausage links and cook them up in a saute pan as well till fully cooked. If your feeling ripe, add a little tequila.
Next open 2 cans of Black Beans(drained)
Put them in a big ass pot then heat up with 2 cups of chicken broth.
Drink a DosXX then cut up 2 canned Chipotle Chilli peppers(in Adobo) if you want a mouth fire cut up like 3-4 of them.
Put in the pot along with the Bell Peppers,Onions,Garlic and Sausage.
Season to taste with some ground Cumin, Chili Powered and salt/pepper.
Simmer for a while and have another beer, maybe watch Sons of Anarchy on the DVR.
Go back and take out like a cup to a cup and a half of the soup and purify it (I don't mean dowse it with Holy Water) then add back to the pot and simmer some more.
Now while that is simmering here is the icing.
Take some plain Greek Yogurt, about a cup to a cup and a half. Add lime zest and juice then a little Honey and mix up then put back in the fridge.
When the soup seems right (consistency, seasoning) Dish into bowls, add a large dollop of the Yogurt/Lime mix in the center and mix. Have a beer and enjoy.
This can also be made in a crock pot.
You're doing it wrong too!
Well you can shit in the soup then.
Exploding Mailbox.
1 bottle of toilet bowl cleaner
1 strip of aluminum foil.
Shake, put in mail box, then back away and enjoy.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Okay then.
rosiemoonjumper whatthefukdidijustputonmytoast brunch spread
Veggies
Mites (super ripe adults)
Oil can of Foster's lager
Slice of Bread
1. Throw Veggies and Mites in a blender
2. Add a dash of Foster's lager to the blender concontion, and drink the rest - don't forget to douse the collar of you ringer t-shirt generously with lager
3. Toast bread with the remnants of Yahoo Serious's burnt out career on a VHS tape (or Betamax, whichever is on hand)
4. Slather contents of blender on toast
Crack open another Oil Can of Foster's, and enjoy!!
I guess this is just a beer city.
Nutella is delicious, but it's really expensive in this country. I don't really understand why.
Cuz it's trendy.
Si vis pacem, para bellum