Kurt Vonnegut
Where?
Guys, I'm pitching a novel under the premise that it's "Calvin & Hobbes meets Schindler's List." Is that too much?
Slaughterhouse Five
Cats Cradle
Jailbird
Mother Night
etc.
etc.
Kurt Vonnegut was the best grunge singer to come out of Seattle.
Ummmm yeah dude. I think it's a litte Out of Touch.
see what I did there?
Word. Only thing is, he had better stop working with that darned Timbaland and get back with the rage against the machine guys.
ey-oh!
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Ummmm yeah dude. I think it's a litte Out of Touch.
see what I did there?
I think you're funny.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Book forums: http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000029
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Ummmm yeah dude. I think it's a litte Out of Touch.
see what I did there?
I think you're funny.
^^^ AGREE!! 
Speaking of Kurt Vonnegut and grunge singers, is anyone familiar with Nirvana's song "Very Ape"? I'm pretty sure the chorus is an homage to Cat's Cradle.
Yep, Vonnegut used to carry string around him so he could play with Dave Grohl backstage.
and he ate his wheaties every morning before his start-the-day fix -- because it's the 'breakfast of champions' of course.
"Wheaties" used to be mine and my ex's nickname for morning sex. And it is indeed the breakfast of champions. 
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
"Wheaties" used to be mine and my ex's nickname for morning sex. And it is indeed the breakfast of champions. =)
I'm stealing this. Rolls off the tongue better than sexfast.
"Wheaties" used to be mine and my ex's nickname for morning sex. And it is indeed the breakfast of champions. =)
I'm stealing this. Rolls off the tongue better than sexfast.
That, and the fact that I never want to see "sex" and "fast" in the same sentence. Just cause it's in the morning, doesn't mean it has to be a quicky! Set the alarm for it. Duh.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
All I ever do is have sex fast. I'm in and out, like a fucking pitstop crew worker.
Does it include that pneumatic ZVRRR! ZVRRR! sound?
'Cos that would be cool.
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Especially if it had that high speed torque-release chukkuchukkachukka sound at the end.
This has been done.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."