June Picture Thread
This is being started now, because these photos are not being wasted in the May thread...
Mitt!! <3
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Also, how did you do in competition?
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
I didn't do that well in New York...I got a 5.3 from Hot Lixx and 5.5 from Jason Sudeikas from Saturday Night Live...but the other judge only gave me a 4.6.
...but in DC, I came in fourth (or maybe third...depending how they do the rankings, since there was a tie for first)! 5.3, 5.7 and 5.9 in the first round 
Played in front of a sold out crowd at the 9:30 Club, which holds 1,500 people. Ridonk.
Every girl crazy for a guy in a mullet wig.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Awesome Dude!
Frank, I'm going to Chicago next week to compete...just booked a flight. It's on Saturday at the Metro. You should go if you're around.
Whoah! I will most definitely try and make it. I have to see what time I work until.
More that I've since found...
MITT UMLAUT IS A GOD AMONG...air...god...men...see, his awesomeness puts me at a loss for words
What a cool way to start the picture thread. 
Air guitar is neat. Go you!
Wicked and bad. Love it.
wir lieben mitt!!!!
5.7-5.9 is the highest they gave you?? What the hell do you have to do to get an 8 or 9? Bite the head off a rubber bat? i think the whole air guitar thing is gay but come on...at least give credit where credit is due.
No... it has to be an invisible bat....
This is why we can't have nice things.
if you go invisible though might as well go all out and say you bit the head off a minotaur!
Today I had my last 3 hours of high school ever
sat on the car hood for a while, so we wouldn't have to drive amongst the fucking lunatics. We've all been friends since middle school so we hung around and recapped life.
"Guess who's not in high school anymore, creeps!"
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
You look like someone. Someone who was famous for ten minutes last year or two years ago. I can't remember who she was. I think i saw her on MTV. Yeah, she was in a band. Taylor might know who i'm talking about. Seems like maybe her kind of music.
I KEED, I KEED....
On the subject of looking like someone, you look like a mix of Michael Cera (circa Arrested Development) and some kid who was in my newspaper class in that picture. Not a dis at all, it's just exactly what I thought haha.
&edit: never mind! that chick isn't cute and the fact that Paramore of out all of the bands in the world is opening for No Doubt makes me vomit.
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
Is it the chick from Paramore?
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
On the subject of looking like someone, you look like a mix of Michael Cera (circa Arrested Development) and some kid who was in my newspaper class in that picture. Not a dis at all, it's just exactly what I thought haha.
If you're thinking of that chick from Paramore I get that sometimes, I guess she's cute (except this guy I know is always "I could drive a truck through her front teeth blah blah") but their music is nottt what I'm into. Plus also a billion better bands could open for No Doubt.
Yeah, that Paramore chick. That's who you reminded me of.
Michael Cera, really? I'm gonna go chop my face off. And just a few months ago people told me i looked like House. Life was better then.
It's the sunglasses & just that picture. I've never thought it otherwise.
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
I'll change that!
tie-dye pants and a women's jacket!
had to wear slippers in this museum.
It was a strange night.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
6.0 is the highest you can get. It's judged on a figure skating scale.
Hell no. Authenticity is my strong point. I am super accurate.
MORE PEEKCHURS FROM THE BEST WEEKEND EVER!
Me and Jason Sudeikis from Saturday Night Live...
Me and my brothers in air...
One more action shot...
It was a strange night.
Did the witch doctor shrink the other two girls heads also?
those are some awesome photos mitt! way to start june!
It was a strange night.
Was this some kind of reverse rainbow party?
Does the fact that the girl on the right doesn't have red eye demon face signify that she is, in fact, the demon in the photo?
Brix Shat!
Also, the bikini on the left looks photoshopped.
"Guess who's not in high school anymore, creeps!"
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youse is adorable. if you were of age, and i was perhaps a bit younger, and had either a penis or was a lesbian, i would totally internet hit on you.
though i'm really not sure how to do that sort of thing. i guess it would be something like typing "Hey, baby" and then adding a suggestive smiley like this: 
yeah, i think that's the best i can do.
oh yeah!!! and then i'd add a cool-ass picture of me like this:
and THEN i'd say
Hey, baby."
yeah, i know, i'm just as bad at this in real life. wanna know how i make friends in real life? it's very kindergarten. i say "i came here by myself, will you be my friend?"
this totally works. it helps that i am small and not dangerous-looking.
Whenever people tell me that they like my sunglasses, I look up dramatically, inhale and say, "Yeah....they're prescription." I then nod, smile slightly, a squint a bit. That's all I got.
that's hot.
this totally works. it helps that i am small and not dangerous-looking.
In that I am large and dangerous-looking, this has never, ever worked for me.
I'm so lonely.
This is why we can't have nice things.
this totally works. it helps that i am small and not dangerous-looking.
In that I am large and dangerous-looking, this has never, ever worked for me.
I'm so lonely.
maybe if you add "i am chaste, and unfamiliar with the ways of this land, outside my jesuit home where i have studied innocently all these years learning respect for women and how to love in a purely
emotional
sense."
this might be too long an addendum if you are, say, at a bar. maybe you could just say "i'm not dangerous. seriously."
hahaha it does!
"Hey baby "
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
It was a strange night.
God love ya Phil.
Tuesday morning hangover, the mirror in the toilet at work, and anchors. Yay for June!
yay for la pallix.
Drinking on a school night!
I wish I looked that good hungover Alex.
That is the hottest hangover I've ever seen.
Every time I see a pic of Alex I want to cut me some bangs.
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i can't skate. this fiasco ended with blood and cursing in front of a small child. those photos have been destroyed, they aren't nearly as charming.
Mitt in 2009: