July 15th - Tuffy's birthday!

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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 23:08

Loop La Louve

The wolf who cried "boy"

Joined: 03/29/2009

Happy Birthday, Daddy! Stole a little boy's cake for you.

this is your present:

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Δύο.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 23:16

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

I don't know you, but Happy Birthday Tuffy.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 23:23

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

Happy birthday early, but since Lupus is in the future, prescient and on time and et cetera.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 01:34

writemetolife

i'm a little lovebomb!

From: North Carolina

Joined: 07/11/2008

*insert TUFF TOWN tattoo here*

Happy Birthday Tuffy! Smile Big

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 01:41

Golfcat

Arching, pegging niggas with arrows.

From: San Diego, CA

Joined: 08/16/2006

Happy birthday, Tuffy! I bet you are still hawt!! (And I hope you feel better soon.)

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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 03:57

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

In honor of the celebration and in light of your current physical malady I will take this opportunity to NOT make a Brokeback Mountain joke.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 04:02

scerpica

missus pica

From: germany

Joined: 07/26/2005

alles gute zum geburtstag und gute besserung!

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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 06:18

tourist_information

yr humble narrator.

From: it's dark without a window. when i can't see the ceiling i worry about gravity.

Joined: 12/16/2008

Happy birthday, Tuff!

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

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lofivinyl wrote:

Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!

Tuffy wrote:

I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 06:49

MCDrake

The Last Baron

From: Wahiawa, HI

Joined: 03/21/2009

Happy birthday Tuffy. You are the man.

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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 07:58

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

Smile Big

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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:45

#10

alex pallix

From: London

Joined: 10/31/2006

Happy Birthday Tuffy! Smile

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:00

#11

eliZamellon

From: in the pines

Joined: 04/24/2009

Happy Birthday!!!!!

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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:03

#12

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:10

#13

big S

Wasted all day killing all the Capulets

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

happy birthday, homedog

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"Tripped 'em up with a hockey stick, no big deal, and fired a few shots at them. the way I see it I bought the bikes, I own 'em. Just like owning a target. You shoot at that, I shot at the bikes. Then Julian's got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand new car! Real nice! So I fired a shot at his new car. Spy for a spy, that's the way it works around here."

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:18

#14

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

That takes the cake^^ (Sorry!)

Happy Birthday, Tuffster! I hope you have a great one!

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Barca Boy wrote:

While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 14:40

#15

franc tireur

What's the rumpus ?

From: The Big City in the 1920s

Joined: 04/25/2003

Some Cuban music for Tuffy ! Happy Birthday !

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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 14:52

#16

franc tireur

What's the rumpus ?

From: The Big City in the 1920s

Joined: 04/25/2003

Oh, and fuck it, here's a video of Steven Seagal.

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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 20:29

#17

glamhoth

agog

From: The Hand Mitten. of my heart.

Joined: 03/27/2003

happy thing, hope it is okay i guess.
here is a cake that will cause you death.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 21:07

#18

Tuffy

I remember when I was

From: shiny and new.

Joined: 03/29/2009

That there is a thing of Hostessy beauty.

Thanks everyone.

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"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 21:54

#19

Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

glamhoth wrote:

happy thing, hope it is okay i guess.
here is a cake that will cause you death.

I want to go to there.

Happy B-Day, Tuff!

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.