Juggalo Furries

I saw a juggalo and his juggalette at work today. They made a big stink about there not being any free cookies left.

Wow, just joined, first post, had to chime in, I've been a Juggalo for going on ten years, and I have never seen some shit like that in all my years of being down. I had to stop everything at my house and put that on the TV for my friends. Anyway, thanks for that and much clown love to all my juggalos (even those that dress up like animals and get down with one another)

Ooohhhh! does this mean we are going to have controversy now?

Controversy over what?

Juggalos

This is going to be awesome.

and Furries

and Furgalettes

or would that be Jugalies?

Tha Jugglies and tha Furgalettes be gettin' down hard, yo.

An' you know what be causin' dis ruccus?

God damn right.

Miracles!

Oh shit, my bad, didn't think it would be a controversy, just a crazy video

How DO they work? Maybe the Furggalettes can tell us.

And look at you, Rando, apologising for a video and topic you didn't even post. That is some real juggalo love there.

we are all raring for some controversy, now you've made this your introduction thread by default, you should probably start talking about sammichs quick before we go all controversial on you.

Juggalove.

This resurrected thread has made me sooo happy. I think I'm gonna go put my juggalette face on for good measure and play with some magnets to find out how they work.

I really don't understand what a juggalo is.

I wiki'd it.

So they're Insane Clown Posse fans? But it's turned into some kind of culture.

Hmmmm.

What IS a Juggalo???

Ok. I actually like this song. most of the others either make me laugh or make me cringe. I can only handle about one song at a time too, when it comes to these guys.

It's like satire on a whole other level, if you can get my satiric meaning.. except.. the fans are unable to articulate that fact. Because most of them do not know what Satire means, or Articulate.

lol juggalos

Wow, I've just been stumbling around these forums all day, and after how this has gone, I defiantly think I will be around here for awhile, hope y'all are glad to have me

I saw something on strikegently.com a while back about Juggalos have been officially titled gang members and considered dangerous by the FBI list of watched street gangs...Hide your wife, hide your kids, they may get hit with a Faygo 2 liter.

There was a topic very recently about that.

I like this juggalo now I miss juggalette supreme

I knew a couple bisexual juggalos in high school.

That's pretty weird right?

Yes.

If you're feeling that generous.

And the paradox is, that's why a lot of people like them too - because they basically took a dump on the music industry and became millionaires for it.

OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS! Yes, as a general rules juggalos know that 90% of what we do is dumb, and the problem is most of the world hasn't seemed to realize that. I also think alot of juggalos do it to keep people who just don't get it out. Anyway, don't mean to hijack a thread, but if you are really curious, downplay "a family underground" its a documentary about our gathering we have every year, I've been, it was pretty awesome, I saw George Clintn, ice cube, busta rymes, Charlie sheen, lil john, all kinds of people.

Sadly, Dead Baby Juggalo Funeral did not help the cause. Nor can it be erased from memory. Sadly

I that video Tom Green did on the Gathering the year Tila Tequila got stone by the crowd and it looked like the Do Lung bridge scene from Apocalypse, Now.

Wow, just Google imaged that Juggalo baby funeral, that's pretty crazy, hadn't seen that before, so yea, I guess not everyone realizes when there doing dumb shit

That baby juggalo funeral thing was just disgusting.

And yeah Pete, I imagine it something like if weird al yankovic had a following that took it all seriously.

Juggalove sounds like slurry Jungle Love when you say it.

Oh, you should do more than Google image it; look up the full story.

Girl partied and Faygoed her way through her her whole pregnancy without doing anything she should have such as seeing her doctor, taking vitamins, caring for herself, or -- you know -- any of the usual, "I'mma act adult now" shit that one is required to once in a while do.

Or, maybe you shouldn't.

I don't want you to learn hate from me.

And after she called up some radio station with her sob story asking for free shit.

Yeah, I -- tactfully, I thought -- left that part out.

Hey your not going to teach me hate. That is so crazy, well don't judge me cause she was a shitty person. Btw, I'm drinking Faygo right now, I love it, but I'm pretty sure it would be better to drink beer while pregnant than Faygo, I recently switched from coffee to Moon Mist (a flavor of Faygo with god knows what in it) in the morning, because coffee wasn't doing it anymore. Anyway this lady sound like a pretty shitty person (or to be honest, her being a Juggalo, she might just be THAT stupid). Just don't think I'm some Juggalo in black dented armor here to defend dumbass juggalos who bring it on themselves. But thanks for the story, I don't have TV and I don't use the internet much, its actually a relief to know people have logical reasons for the hate (btw juggalos think miracles is dumb as fuck too, rainbows are refracted light, and your kid looks like you because he has half your genes)

Are you from Michigan?

Because isn't Faygo only sold in like MI and OH.

Moon Mist is a cheaper version of Mountain Dew.

Where's the Juggaho's?