Juggalo Furries

37 replies jump to bottom
Spike
Grumplicious
Spike's picture
From: Beyond
Joined: 01/27/2003
User offline. Last seen 2 years 9 weeks ago.

They DO exist.

Discuss.

__________________________

FUCK YEAH BABY ANIMALS

Brother Supremo
fistula-in-ano-a-go-go!!!
Brother Supremo's picture
From: houstits, texass
Joined: 12/18/2003
User offline. Last seen 1 week 1 day ago.

I saw a juggalo and his juggalette at work today. They made a big stink about there not being any free cookies left.

__________________________


My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z

JuggaloRando
JuggaloRando's picture
Joined: 12/09/2011
User offline. Last seen 47 weeks 5 days ago.

Wow, just joined, first post, had to chime in, I've been a Juggalo for going on ten years, and I have never seen some shit like that in all my years of being down. I had to stop everything at my house and put that on the TV for my friends. Anyway, thanks for that and much clown love to all my juggalos (even those that dress up like animals and get down with one another)

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

Ooohhhh! does this mean we are going to have controversy now?

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
JuggaloRando
JuggaloRando's picture
Joined: 12/09/2011
User offline. Last seen 47 weeks 5 days ago.

Controversy over what?

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

Juggalos

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
Imke
Cyborg Bette
Imke's picture
From: Europe
Joined: 06/22/2008
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 12 min ago.

This is going to be awesome.

__________________________
PGoutis01 wrote:
Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

and Furries

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

and Furgalettes

or would that be Jugalies?

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
Tuffy
by Sandoz
Tuffy's picture
From: The Center of
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 45 min ago.

Tha Jugglies and tha Furgalettes be gettin' down hard, yo.

An' you know what be causin' dis ruccus?

God damn right.

__________________________
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
PGoutis01
MOD
PGoutis01's picture
From: Michigan
Joined: 06/03/2004
User offline. Last seen 2 hours 1 min ago.

Miracles!

__________________________
188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
JuggaloRando
JuggaloRando's picture
Joined: 12/09/2011
User offline. Last seen 47 weeks 5 days ago.

Oh shit, my bad, didn't think it would be a controversy, just a crazy video

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

How DO they work? Maybe the Furggalettes can tell us.

And look at you, Rando, apologising for a video and topic you didn't even post. That is some real juggalo love there.

we are all raring for some controversy, now you've made this your introduction thread by default, you should probably start talking about sammichs quick before we go all controversial on you.

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
Tuffy
by Sandoz
Tuffy's picture
From: The Center of
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 45 min ago.
pepper wrote:
juggalo love

Juggalove.

__________________________
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
audreythirteen
audreythirteen's picture
From: City of Dreams
Joined: 05/12/2009
User offline. Last seen 53 min 5 sec ago.

This resurrected thread has made me sooo happy. I think I'm gonna go put my juggalette face on for good measure and play with some magnets to find out how they work.

__________________________
PGoutis01 wrote:
I will shit internationally!
rosiemoonjumper
Queen of Fucking Everything
rosiemoonjumper's picture
From: New Zealand.
Joined: 04/25/2007
User offline. Last seen 2 hours 6 min ago.

I really don't understand what a juggalo is.

__________________________
pepper wrote:
I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.
rosiemoonjumper
Queen of Fucking Everything
rosiemoonjumper's picture
From: New Zealand.
Joined: 04/25/2007
User offline. Last seen 2 hours 6 min ago.

I wiki'd it.

So they're Insane Clown Posse fans? But it's turned into some kind of culture.

Hmmmm.

__________________________
pepper wrote:
I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.
pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

What IS a Juggalo???

Ok. I actually like this song. most of the others either make me laugh or make me cringe. I can only handle about one song at a time too, when it comes to these guys.

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

It's like satire on a whole other level, if you can get my satiric meaning.. except.. the fans are unable to articulate that fact. Because most of them do not know what Satire means, or Articulate.

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
fsdghcamel
has no object permanence
fsdghcamel's picture
From: arkansassy
Joined: 11/06/2008
User offline. Last seen 2 weeks 1 day ago.

lol juggalos

__________________________

“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."

JuggaloRando
JuggaloRando's picture
Joined: 12/09/2011
User offline. Last seen 47 weeks 5 days ago.

Wow, I've just been stumbling around these forums all day, and after how this has gone, I defiantly think I will be around here for awhile, hope y'all are glad to have me

SheWhoErases
I always wanted to get Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock. That thing is like a pumpkin!
SheWhoErases's picture
From: Silver Spring, MD
Joined: 09/14/2010
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 6 min ago.

I saw something on strikegently.com a while back about Juggalos have been officially titled gang members and considered dangerous by the FBI list of watched street gangs...Hide your wife, hide your kids, they may get hit with a Faygo 2 liter.

__________________________

"For most of this century, scientists have worshiped the hardware of the brain and the software of the mind; the messy powers of the heart were left to the poets."

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

There was a topic very recently about that.

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
audreythirteen
audreythirteen's picture
From: City of Dreams
Joined: 05/12/2009
User offline. Last seen 53 min 5 sec ago.

I like this juggalo now I miss juggalette supreme

__________________________
PGoutis01 wrote:
I will shit internationally!
subby socks
It ain't gonna suck itself
subby socks's picture
From: The Erogenous Zone
Joined: 10/09/2010
User offline. Last seen 27 weeks 6 days ago.

I knew a couple bisexual juggalos in high school.

That's pretty weird right?

__________________________

Tuffy
by Sandoz
Tuffy's picture
From: The Center of
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 45 min ago.
rosiemoonjumper wrote:

So they're Insane Clown Posse fans?

Yes.

rosiemoonjumper wrote:

But it's turned into some kind of culture.

If you're feeling that generous.

__________________________
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
PGoutis01
MOD
PGoutis01's picture
From: Michigan
Joined: 06/03/2004
User offline. Last seen 2 hours 1 min ago.
pepper wrote:
It's like satire on a whole other level, if you can get my satiric meaning.. except.. the fans are unable to articulate that fact. Because most of them do not know what Satire means, or Articulate.

This sums up ICP better than anything I've read or been able to explain. They KNOW they are terrible. They are making fun of themselves. And their fans just haven't figured it out yet.

And the paradox is, that's why a lot of people like them too - because they basically took a dump on the music industry and became millionaires for it.

__________________________
188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
JuggaloRando
JuggaloRando's picture
Joined: 12/09/2011
User offline. Last seen 47 weeks 5 days ago.

OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS! Yes, as a general rules juggalos know that 90% of what we do is dumb, and the problem is most of the world hasn't seemed to realize that. I also think alot of juggalos do it to keep people who just don't get it out. Anyway, don't mean to hijack a thread, but if you are really curious, downplay "a family underground" its a documentary about our gathering we have every year, I've been, it was pretty awesome, I saw George Clintn, ice cube, busta rymes, Charlie sheen, lil john, all kinds of people.

Tuffy
by Sandoz
Tuffy's picture
From: The Center of
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 45 min ago.
JuggaloRando wrote:
OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS! Yes, as a general rules juggalos know that 90% of what we do is dumb, and the problem is most of the world hasn't seemed to realize that.

Sadly, Dead Baby Juggalo Funeral did not help the cause. Nor can it be erased from memory. Sadly

JuggaloRando wrote:
I saw George Clintn, ice cube, busta rymes, Charlie sheen, lil john, all kinds of people.
__________________________
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
subby socks
It ain't gonna suck itself
subby socks's picture
From: The Erogenous Zone
Joined: 10/09/2010
User offline. Last seen 27 weeks 6 days ago.

I that video Tom Green did on the Gathering the year Tila Tequila got stone by the crowd and it looked like the Do Lung bridge scene from Apocalypse, Now.

__________________________

JuggaloRando
JuggaloRando's picture
Joined: 12/09/2011
User offline. Last seen 47 weeks 5 days ago.

Wow, just Google imaged that Juggalo baby funeral, that's pretty crazy, hadn't seen that before, so yea, I guess not everyone realizes when there doing dumb shit

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 46 min 12 sec ago.

That baby juggalo funeral thing was just disgusting.

And yeah Pete, I imagine it something like if weird al yankovic had a following that took it all seriously.

Juggalove sounds like slurry Jungle Love when you say it.

__________________________
chewandswallow wrote:
I'm not insulted by what I said.
Tuffy
by Sandoz
Tuffy's picture
From: The Center of
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 45 min ago.

Oh, you should do more than Google image it; look up the full story.

Girl partied and Faygoed her way through her her whole pregnancy without doing anything she should have such as seeing her doctor, taking vitamins, caring for herself, or -- you know -- any of the usual, "I'mma act adult now" shit that one is required to once in a while do.

Or, maybe you shouldn't.

I don't want you to learn hate from me.

__________________________
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
subby socks
It ain't gonna suck itself
subby socks's picture
From: The Erogenous Zone
Joined: 10/09/2010
User offline. Last seen 27 weeks 6 days ago.

And after she called up some radio station with her sob story asking for free shit.

__________________________

Tuffy
by Sandoz
Tuffy's picture
From: The Center of
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 45 min ago.

Yeah, I -- tactfully, I thought -- left that part out.

__________________________
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
JuggaloRando
JuggaloRando's picture
Joined: 12/09/2011
User offline. Last seen 47 weeks 5 days ago.

Hey your not going to teach me hate. That is so crazy, well don't judge me cause she was a shitty person. Btw, I'm drinking Faygo right now, I love it, but I'm pretty sure it would be better to drink beer while pregnant than Faygo, I recently switched from coffee to Moon Mist (a flavor of Faygo with god knows what in it) in the morning, because coffee wasn't doing it anymore. Anyway this lady sound like a pretty shitty person (or to be honest, her being a Juggalo, she might just be THAT stupid). Just don't think I'm some Juggalo in black dented armor here to defend dumbass juggalos who bring it on themselves. But thanks for the story, I don't have TV and I don't use the internet much, its actually a relief to know people have logical reasons for the hate (btw juggalos think miracles is dumb as fuck too, rainbows are refracted light, and your kid looks like you because he has half your genes)

PGoutis01
MOD
PGoutis01's picture
From: Michigan
Joined: 06/03/2004
User offline. Last seen 2 hours 1 min ago.

Are you from Michigan?

Because isn't Faygo only sold in like MI and OH.

Moon Mist is a cheaper version of Mountain Dew.

__________________________
188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
ZacksWastedLife
Glorified Baby Wrangler
ZacksWastedLife's picture
From: Austin, TX
Joined: 04/27/2010
User offline. Last seen 3 weeks 6 days ago.

Where's the Juggaho's?

__________________________

“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche