Jokes That Make No Sense
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A short, stocky man walks into a fancy restaurant. The maitre d' asks if he has a reservation. The man tells him he doesn't need one because he is a short, stocky man.
The maitre d' seats him next to the kitchen. The short, stocky man complains about his table location. So the maitre d' tells him not to worry, once he sees today's specials he'll be happy that he's sitting there.
The short, stocky man reads the specials clipped to the front of the menu and smiles. They are serving lamb.
From New Zealand.