JOHN S
This reminds me of the time Disx went to the trekkie board and pretended he'd legally changed his name to Captain Kirk. Oh, how we all laughed.
hahaha, we chortled.
Also remember how Kl0pper invented a fake flame thread the same day and came over to Disx' thread to complain no one was appreciating him?
Thoughts?
I hope it's number 1, because I'll be thoroughly embarassed if it's number 2.
Jane, hold me. Just incase.
i'm thinking Kl0pper.
I'm sure it's just some old boardie... meh... This is turning into a trend.
I'm not sure what you want me to say. I'm new here, so I don't know either of those people. I'm assuming they are fellow board members. I think I saw disx in one of the threads here earlier, but not kl0pper.
If you are insinuating that I am some sort of faker, which I suppose you just may be, then I can assure you that I am not. I do not know exactly how to go about proving otherwise, but perhaps you ought to just take my word for it. Learn to trust people.
You don't know me.
Oh, there he is now. Or she? Sorry for the confusion.
You don't know me.
meh, yourself captain
I would, except i'm not into this little trend, so ya.. pfft.
And I'm a guy yo... Blah, this is turning into a trend, too, haha.. ugh.
The Cheat, I am holding you, because frankly, I'm a little frightened right now.
There is hope, but not for us.
It's all love, all the time, Janey. No worries. We are your people!
janeypants, *is* it your brother?
Jane left the forum. I'm scared. Where'd she go!?
Pansy.
Someone should check the IP addresses to see if they are the same.
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
Go for it.
Wait, we can't. Is there a mod present?
What, like Jane and John are on the same computer and they're both laughing their asses off? No, don't think so. John's supposed to be in Wisconsin anyway. They wouldn't be at the same computer.
It's probably kl0pper in fucking Taiwan. What a sneaky bastard.
no, kl0pper and John
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
I had to leave cause my computer flipped out all of a sudden, sorry about that.
He is supposed to be in Wisconsin! Do they even have computers there? Where the fuck would he find a computer at 1:00 in the morning to be posting on? How did the dyslexic bastard ever figure out how to spell 'Palahniuk?' I am so confused.
There is hope, but not for us.
Maybe it's not him?
But it sounds like him, seriously it does. He's pretentious yet succinct like that. And the sig fits. But the avatar does not.
Like I needed another headache today. Ahh, and after all that stuff I said about my mother on that other thread......
There is hope, but not for us.
mmmm, I think not. The avatar...
Okay everybody. Group hug. Let's go.
What about the avatar? it strikes me as odd too. Plus, all the stuff about not having read FC, and having read Choke, that's all wrong.
There is hope, but not for us.
*southern accent*
C'MERE BOY! I'M GONNA MAKE LOOOOVE TO YA!!
He didn't read Choke, he read the back. I merely suggested he read it since it's a wholesome book with an anti-vulgarity message.
Jane, where is the stuff about reading choke? Which thread?
I can't remember now. let me go look.
There is hope, but not for us.
Good thing we got you, Gucci. You big tough strapping lad.
The "Beautiful Art" thread. Plus he talks about dabbling in art there. Which also sounds like him, as he is in college as an architecture student.
Gucci, when have you known me to [i] not [/i] be paranoid? Think, man, think.
There is hope, but not for us.
If she is, can I get in on that action?
Maybe he picked the avatar to throw you of -on purpose-... lol.. who cares anyhow? Well, I guess you do, cos if it's your brother that's pretty weird, but oh well... I wirr continue to ignore him. Whee.
Awwwwwwww SWEET!!
I'll come on to you, if you'd like.
I'm kind of bored right now, since the paranoia is fading.
Plus I am really hurt by those of you who thought I was involved in some kind of scam in conjunction with this "John S" somehow. Stupid bastard, capitalizing his name and shit.
There is hope, but not for us.
c'mon boys, really, take it to the menage thread.
Mirkah, for a small fee you can join in too.
Awwwwwww, he's gone. 
I liked the lil' tyke. He was fun to play with.
Jane,
please tell your boytoy to cut the crusts off this sorry excuse for a P&J
The Cheat, if you can't make Mirkah a good sandwich, maybe you should just take off your shoes, go back into the kitchen, and make her a new one.
There is hope, but not for us.
The tables have turned.
It's a really weird hobby everyone here seems to have of creating more than one screenname and posting like a totally different person.
I've only posted here and on an old Nine Inch Nails message board. Is this common on the net?
Seriously, there are like five or six people who appear to be other people incognito. It's a bit of an odd hobby.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
I only belong to this board and Rohan's board. I am not nearly clever enough, nor devilish enough, to use two names. And the people who do do it confuse me and piss me off.
There is hope, but not for us.
I'm just me. I think I grew out of the whole "lets pretend to be somebody else" phase... Ah well.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]I'm just me. I think I grew out of the whole "lets pretend to be somebody else" phase... Ah well. [/B][/QUOTE]
Aye, Captain
LOL! Mirkah, I bow to you.
There is hope, but not for us.
Hrm. I missed the joke? Is it at my expense? Blah.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]It's a really weird hobby everyone here seems to have of creating more than one screenname and posting like a totally different person.
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In my experience usually they post as they always have. Not as a totally [i]different[/i] person. John S. seems to be the exeption to this.
[size=1][b][COLOR=RED]"PORKING BILLY SHATNER IS NO WAY TO WIN CONTESTS OF BEAUTY, GRRL."[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE]
WHOOO ARRRRRRRREEE YOOOUUUUU?!!!?
Who is anybody anymore?
Look at me! Look at me! I'm dark and slightly dangerous!
Okay, [b]I[/b] used to be Decalogue, but everyone knows that, right? I didn't change my name and *pretend* I was someone new.
I have two theories:
1. He is my asshole brother
2. He is one of us in disguise
There is hope, but not for us.