Jaz's Cultie of the Week
Hooray, I really approve.
When the Cult was boring a few months ago, Jazmyn saved it.
I appreciate Jaz.
Yay! That is a wonderful face.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Yay! Moar Jazz plz!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
well deserved! i shall put mister rogers back up as a gift.
This is unexpected, I don't know what to say, I didn't come prepared
Thank you all
you did save us all from dying of boredom.
I was just being my goofy self 
Yay Jazz!!
Cupcake Cake for you!!
Whatever Whore!
WOOT! A well deserved honor.
Yay! Jaz is awesome. She sends creative postcards and stuff. 
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
One of my favorite pics of Audrey
I think this is the first time I've seen it and I'm completely in love.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
You should watch How to Steal a Million which is where that photo is from. Peter O'Toole co-stars.
Heheheheheh... "Peter O'Toole".
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
YAY JAZ!
Me and baby got you these to celebrate you being Cultie of the Week:
A book.
Bling.
Chocolate Fish (a kiwi treat)!
EDIT:
Oooh I almost forgot!
*DEATHHUG*
Jaz is the bestest.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I love Sarah and baby sooo much
What's inside? And what do I use as bait to catch one of these?
Haha.
It's pink marshmallow inside! Americans are always weirded out by chocolate fish in NZ.
Naw. We just like to, when we're in foreign countries, pretend that we can't deal with the food.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Someday I'll be cultie of the week. SOMEDAY.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
I've got a pretty good suggestion/idea who should be next week's cultie.
Cultie of the week is:
Nightrious Fano!
Chris is one of my favorite culties because he's sweet, goofy,and loves peanut butter and cereal.
Congratulations here are your prizes!
Something to cuddle with
A nitelite so Frank doesn't step on any snails while getting into bed with you
I got you a girlfriend that you'll love to... I'll just leave it at that.
Yay Chris!
I'd fuck Chris. I'd fuck him good.
Good call, Jaz.
If the world had more Fanos it would be a better place.
i.e.
YaY! Chris!
I Like Chris a lot. He has always been one of my favorites. I like his ridiculous romantic notions and I like that he is a guy I think could totally platonic cuddle with and discuss relationship problems with at the same time! And I don't just cuddle, or touch for that matter, anyone. Let alone platonic cuddle/touch. (special favor)
FUCK YEAH FANO
totally making assumption on whether he would want a hug from me here, ha, fuck it, he is getting one
I don't know what's going on with the cereal but I like that scarf.
And I feel like you need weapons.
Wield them with care.
Yay Fano!
I brought you some... sweets. For practice, you know.
Did they really have to make bloody ones too?
Also, Fano, right on! Cool.
That picture makes me not want a cupcake at all.
CONGRATS, CHRIS! You're a good guy.
They do look weird. Let me make it up:
JAZ! Thank you a million times. This is wonderful. I don't even know what to say. You've always been such a good friend, and this makes me feel great. You're amazing.
Frank: Thanks, dude. I'm sure your penga (sp?) is great.
Hattie: <3 *hug*
Amber: You can give me a hug/cuddle with me anytime. And I'll always be here to listen.
Jes: Once upon a time, I took a picture of me eating cereal and winking. This was after I took a picture of me covered only by a cereal bowl. I was nakey. That was a looooong LOOOOOOONG time ago. I'm loving the weapons.
Irina: That's so perfectly hilarious. I love it. Thank you.
Pete: Thanks!
Imke: Thank you so much. That means a lot coming from you.
Penga? Good to know. Also polla, picha, pija, poronga. I've only come across polla to be honest.
I think penga might be mexican? Chupa mi penga was a very popular phrase when we were in middle school.
My God, when I discovered the verb "chupar" in the fourth grade it was all you'd hear me tell the other kids at school. I had to enlighten them about the meaning of oral sex. One of my girlfriends thought it meant phone sex.
HAHAHAHAHA
YAY! Fano is the nicest person in this place.
I wish i was as nice as you are, but I'm not. So here's your cake.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I wish i was as nice as you are, but I'm not. So here's your cake.
Considering your self-proclaimed inability to communicate emotions, this means a lot.
Also... love the cake.
But it's not anatomically correct. The eyes should be those red thingies.
yay chris! you really are the nicest motherfucker on here, so I bought you a little something.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
You bought me the whole Eiffel tower!? :3 Too kind, you are. Too kind! <3
no... I bought you this picture of the Eiffel tower...
just kidding I bought you the real thing!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Yay Chris! You do really seem like a swell guy.
Whatever Whore!
It's all a ruse. I swear. I'm actually quite awful. But I'm glad my trickery has successfully fooled you.
Well, now we know a little more on the nature of Fano & Irina's friendship; she has shown him her cupcake.
Congrats Fano, don't ever become jaded.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Thanks, Tuffy. I'll do my best not to be. Though, we all know that life does not always grant us the peace and solitude that we so wish for.
Cultie of the weeks is
Nightrious
He made me fall into a light post until I made him Cultie of the week so be sure to give him some good prizes.
Please don't hurt me here are some peace offerings for taking so long to make you Cultie of the week
Some water and a personal henchman
Finally.
Here is a pretend thing for you to pretend to have.
For real though, look at your face.
Ridiculous. As in like, ridiculously hot.