Jaz's Cultie of the Week
I listened to Where the Fuck is Nate too! Man that song cracks me up, especially the ironman bit.
Yay for Nate! I like that fella.
I know i've been more than slacking on this thread but few of you that haven't already been COW haven't measured up ...ok no I've just been lazy
Anyway...
with a vengeful comeback the ultra talented, super scuba-ish, my cultie husband
Nightrious Steeeeevvveeee!!!!
He can balance oblong objects, knows magic, isn't afraid to bare it all, and he even reads!
So gather 'round folks and give this extra special cultie a round of applause.
I got you this comic about magic
Some gluten free pizza
and some science
Steve is way underrated. Congrats Steve.
Yay Steve! I like Steve a lot, even though I really don't know him and don't talk to him much, his posts are most always interesting.
I got steve some stuff to make mischief with
Steve is so awesome I drew a picture of him once.
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Steve is the best. I'm sad we don't talk as much as we used to. He's wicked smaht and doesn't afraid of anything!
There is a juggalo hiding in the background of that comic...
steve is wonderful! go steve!
I got you:
zachary conon's accordion
the crab nebula
gluten-free oreos
cape cod
a holophonor
and carl sagan c:
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
yes, I got you a nebula. I put it on layaway.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Fuck Drawing. I spray-painted Steve's picture once... FTW!!!
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
Ohmygod. This is so unexpected. First, of course, I want to thank Sagan. I wouldn't be here today without him. And I want to thank the Jazcademy. Oh, no. I told myself I wouldn't!
But, seriously those gifts are all awesome. I'm gonna use that nebula every day. Those oreos look weird, though. And Jaz, I needed some more science. Thank you.
Pepper, I like you too. You sent me an awesome Secret Santa package. I still have that Portland pine cone on my shelf.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Touche.
Pepper, I like you too. You sent me an awesome Secret Santa package. I still have that Portland pine cone on my shelf.
It came off my tree! I picked it up out of my front yard and tossed it in at the last moment.
Yay! I saw you talk about Doctor Who and tea. So here are two sides of a mug that does this when you pour something hot into it.
And clothespins that look like cuddly animals!
I might actually buy that mug.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Well you kind of have to. It totally matches your nebula.
Go Steve! You're way cool.
That sounds totally dirty
Fano's into some prettyyy kinky interstellar shit.
I'm a big fan of Uranus
Well I didn't see that one com-
Nope, nope, nope. Congratulations Steve. Congratulations.
I did.
Jes, it's only cuz you haven't seen Steve's umm...yeah.
If Steve was black, you could have said Dark Matter, Jaz.
She's talkin bout my badonk.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
OHHH yeah! I remember that thing. I even specifically chose a book because it had a picture that reminded me of your badonk. Oh how the time has passed.
Yeah! That was my first Secret Santa gift here. It was awesome.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Cultie of the week is....
Voldemort! I mean Nightrious Zak!
Zack'sWastedLife has definitely wasted his life here at the cult hounding me for tamales, talking about books,looking like Night's doppelganger, and other nonsense, until he had his mini me girl version than he became too busy for us. He is back now and ready to waste his life some more so congratulate him with something and try not to be as wasteful as he is.
Congratulations!
You get a lifetime supply of tamales(pictures of)
a camera
and some givenchy
Awww thanks Jaz.... funny thing is I could actually use that mask. It would go great with my stage "outfit"
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I don't know you but you seem alright other than the whole trying to murder Harry Potter thing.
I didn't see how much it was but they had some pretty neat masks when you google leather mask. I was hesitant at first but I was pleasantly surprised. I almost gifted you one of these:
Those are cool.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
RUN HARRY!
That Doctor Who/Tardis coffee mug is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
Cultie of the week is...finally...
RITTNightrious!
Everyone say goodnight to Jake!
Things to keep you and your lips shiny
And I got you a dress for your royal cuntness
http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/vagina-wedding-dress.jp...
Congratulations! I'vebeentryingtomakeyoucultieoftheweekformonthsnowbutcoouldn'tfindadamnpictureofyoucuzapparentlyyou'reasneakycuntbutnowwithyournewcuntdressi'llbeabletospotyoufromamileaway.
Fixed it for you.
thanks jes
Ritt is amazing. He has perfect comedic timing and doesn't afraid of anything.
That's not true, he probably afraids of a lot of things. But I don't care. I still appreciate him.
I just now noticed the link to that dress.
That's all.
No, that's not all. I think when I started posting again, I said that I was going to make him an appreciation thread if he stuck around. He doesn't really and that's okay. I usually appreciate him anyway. No one's perfect and he proved that when he admitted he wasn't black. Ritt's just this guy, you know? I remember when most people thought he was weird because he started a thread about touching his cat's poop. It was digusting but more importantly, it was one of the more tragically poetic things I've read in my life. It's been a while and maybe my memory plays it up more than it deserves but the fact that I remember it at all just shows... something... it shows something.
What I'm trying to say is, I liked Ritt before he was Jake and before he was cool, which was before he went back to being uncool. Now he's mainstream and I won't say nice things about him anymore but I think he's kind of funny sometimes.
What I'm trying to say is, I liked Ritt before he was Jake and before he was cool, which was before he went back to being uncool. Now he's mainstream and I won't say nice things about him anymore but I think he's kind of funny sometimes.
Congratulations Ritt.
err....
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I still don't know anything about you, but here ya go buddy. 
a present made just for you.
And for Zak, since I missed telling him hooray for him.
At the rate you are going you are going to need all of these.
me lol!
BRRUUUUUUMMMMMMM
BRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM
MRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cultie of the Week is...
JAZZY
Her face is kinda funny
but she's got a bitchen pair of legs
A leatherman to go with your Machete!
and this asian torture stuff (yes, I've decided that is what this is, I'm sure you can find a purpose for it)
Buckets of paint to finish things off with
Yay Jazzy!
Here's some girly stuff
and some badass stuff
Pony!
I approve of Jazmyn. That is all.
Congrats Nate!
Whatever Whore!